Latest Posts by squeakthefangirl - Page 2
Yang: We're having a baby
Ruby: I'm gonna be an Aunt?!
Blake, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you. Sign here
Ruby, sobbing as she signs: I'm my own aunt?!
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"What if Yang truly became Ruby's mom"
Part 2
To Brighten Your Day
So, I work at an elementary school.
Today, the instructor was teaching the different variations of Cinderella. (There’s over 900 recorded, apparently.)
A point she was making was that there is no such thing as a boy story or a girl story-even though media says otherwise-because we should let everyone enjoy whatever stories they want. (Within reason, this was for little kids.)
So, obviously, the little kids at first are like, “NUH UH, THIS IS A GIRL STORY”, but they quickly warm up to it when she says, “You’ve all read dog stories, right? But shouldn’t only dogs read it, cuz it’s a dog story?” etc.
Anyways.
So, she was like, “So if you see a boy reading a book about...flowers..what do you say?” To get them to come up with responses for how to deal with that.
But IMMEDIATELY these two little first-grade boys pipe up.
“Hey, I like flowers!”
The kid sitting next to him turns to him. “Hey, I like flowers, too!” They grinned at each other.
“Everybody likes flowers.” And they high-fived.
And the instructor and I are just dying. A) because it’s super cute. B) because her point was made and C) we couldn’t have coaxed anything better out of them.
Kids are cute, it made my day so I hope it makes yours, you may continue scrolling.
My siblings and I shouldn’t watch movies...
Officer: *points at lineup* Who did it?
Me: It was the bear.
Officer: CUFF HIM!
Other Officer: *sobbing* The cuffs won’t fit! They keep sliding off!
I lived vicariously through this show.
“We’re fixing up this spaceship that belongs to our new friend Meap.”
“Meap, he’s the most adorable thing in the world.”
“Really? Are you sure there’s nothing, or no one that’s more adorable?“
“No, not a chance.”
when they get their candy stuck in the vending machine
shakes the vending machine: Joanna
gets arm stuck trying to get it out: May
asks for help: Fiona
all of the above, in that order: Robyn
May: Shotgun for eternity!
Fiona: You can’t call shotgun for eternity!
May: I just called it.
Joanna: You can’t just call things!
May: I call that I can call things!
Robyn: If you all don’t stop arguing we’re not going to the beach!
Fiona: Is Sand called sand because it's between Sea and Land?
May: FOR THE LAST TIME, GO TO BED-
May, pausing: ... Ask me in the morning...
Eboy this...egirl that.... And what am I ? An ediot...
Blake: Honey bun?
Yang: Yes?
Blake, flustered: I meant, would you like one?
Yang: Oh, uh, alright. Sugar?
Blake: Yes?
Yang, blushing: I was asking if you wanted sugar in your tea.
Blake: Oh! Yes, please.
Weiss: fucking KISS ALREADY
You know I’m still not entirely sure why I thought making this would be a good idea yet here we are lol but hey i’ve discovered ruby and weiss are a ton of fun to draw
Bonus, what actually happened last night:
Finding a Conscience
So Volume 7 definitely introduced a whole lot of symbolic elements of Penny’s Pinocchio story.
We’ve gotten a Geppetto (Pietro),
a Blue Fairy (Fria),
a symbolic ‘become a real boy’ transformation, or in this case; an affirmation beyond all doubt that Penny was a real girl all along
And the end of the volume even introduced a Montro.
However, even with all this, I recently realized that there was still a major character from Pinocchio that we still seemed to be lacking.
Jiminy Cricket. Which the more I thought about it seemed pretty odd given that Penny doesn’t seem to NEED someone to be her conscience, after all, she seems to be by far the most moral and empathetic of all the Atlas characters.
But now I’m pretty sure that was exactly the point. Because Penny is the Jiminy Cricket of this story. Rather than having a different character act as her conscience, Penny herself acts as the conscience to others. Namely, Ironwood, Winter and the rest of Atlas.
All of Penny’s scenes with Winter from Episode 7 on can pretty much be summed up as Penny playing the role of Jiminy Cricket.
Finally, this adds another layer of symbolism to Winter, and by extension Ironwood, forcing Penny to flee Atlas.
Atlas has now effectively rejected their conscience.
May: hey guys have you seen Fiona?
Joanna: She’s in the other room crying but just give her some space for now
May: why is she crying?
Robyn: she‘s sad because snakes don’t have any arms
Fiona in the other room crying louder: WHYYY!!!
The only video game I played as a kid.
Reblogging for all my college homies.
This is a summary of college only using two pictures; expensive as hell.
That’s my Sociology “book”. In fact what it is is a piece of paper with codes written on it to allow me to access an electronic version of a book. I was told by my professor that I could not buy any other paperback version, or use another code, so I was left with no option other than buying a piece of paper for over $200. Best part about all this is my professor wrote the books; there’s something hilariously sadistic about that. So I pretty much doled out $200 for a current edition of an online textbook that is no different than an older, paperback edition of the same book for $5; yeah, I checked. My mistake for listening to my professor.
This is why we download.
Alternatives to buying overpriced textbooks
Textbooknova
Bookboon
Textbookrevolution
GaTech Math Textbooks
Ebookee
Freebookspot
Free-ebooks
Getfreeebooks
BookFinder
Oerconsortium
Project Gutenberg
I’ll throw in another $5 for Ruby and Weiss talking in Volume 7.
*slides $5 to crwby writers*
Give me the forbidden winter-whitley interactions plz
The pun got me.
when she makes puns and indirectly flirts with your daughter in front of you
Look at the talent my friendorito @quackerz-creations has. Look at that! Is beautiful!
A commission that I did for my friend @squeakthefangirl
if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my
irregular cycles of crippling anxiety and depression
This chart is for disaster individuals and disaster individuals alone, if you do your laundry in a timely manner and can easily talk to waiters don’t interact
In High School Musical 2 Sharpay very clearly states that they have “…Iced tea imported from England, life guards imported from Spain, towels imported from Turkey, and turkey imported from Maine.” In order to import an item, it must come from another country. The series is set in Albequerque, New Mexico, and as New Mexico and Maine are both part of the United States Of America, they cannot have their turkey imported from Maine. As most of the characters are white, and all speak English, this clearly indicates that High School Musical takes place in an alternate universe where a second Civil War has split the nation and New Mexico is no longer part of the Union, based on the fact that we never see the characters celebrate the Fourth of July. In this essay I will
The respect never leaves
at the end of each ep of queer eye when the dude shows off his new look to his family and friends
Wanda would rather let half of the population of the universe die to save a Microwave Oven.
mood
my hot take
