Squiddle147 - I Don’t Know How I Got Here
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On Ao3 I love when writers put the tag “I wrote this instead of sleeping” because of the fact that I read this instead of sleeping
If there isn’t a carrot on top it’s not a carrot cake!
i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with
He just past the sud count but now the Trevor project number is perfect
He made it guys! Are new lord and savior has arisen!
Therapist: How does this make you feel
Me: everything at once and yet nothing
*2 hours later*
[crisis counselor running from the room screaming and crying]
mcgonagall: I think that went well
mcgonagall: you scored a 25/27 on your mental health questionnaire
remus: so that means i’m good at mental health right?
[crisis counselor enters room]
remus: ah fuck
Ok, so we’re not plants we are all dragons with magical powers, and like cake. I think the only things forgotten were world domination and that we also like garlic bread.
