Squiddle147 - I Don’t Know How I Got Here

In New Zealand, there is a man legally known as ‘The Wizard’ who is an educator, comedian, magician and politician. Some of his political ideas include:

Abolishing old-fashioned gender roles

Travelling to find the “center of the universe”

Replacing God and the Church with Wizardry and the World Wide Web

A small PSA to all those new to dealing with the porn bots that Tumblr now has a fresh wave of – I understand that when you go to report them, you want to report them as "[containing] sexually explicit material", but don't do that. Report them as spam instead.

These are spam bots flooding tags and the website in general with spam links. They often do not have anything sexually explicit on their blog (although they often have implicit material). Plus, these two reports get very different results. Reporting explicit material gets the bot slapped behind an 18+ wall, so minors can't check if they're a bot or not. Reporting spam gets the bot taken down.

Remember, folks: when dealing with a bot, report spam, not smut!

Horsemen have many different forms

I freaking died. his reaction killed me.

Here’s a fun fact for when your camping!

What if all the Willy Wonka’s are the same Willy Wonka the only difference is they were raised by different parents.

I will never forgive the marauders for dying tbh. Like no.

*concerned lily noises*

Remus: GO TO HELL Sirius: HEY SMARTASS I CANT GO HOME YET— SUMMER ISNT FOR ANOTHER THREE WEEKS Remus: I- James: babe— Regulus: he’s not wrong—

Imagine Sirius raising Harry. Lucius Malfoy would be so jealous. Sirius is basically a smarter, hotter, richer version of him.