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The koopalings ages and more.

-Ludwig was adopted at 5 by Bowser who is his really great uncle. (Is 10 at the start of the story. )

-Lemme was adopted at 4 by Bowser with is baby brother Iggy who was 2. After being found in a fruit crate that was sent to the palace. (Lemme is 9 and Iggy is 7 at the start of the story.)

2 years later Bowser adopted 3 more koopalings plus an egg. Who all lost their families to plague.

The koopalings were 5-year-old cousins Roy and Wendy. Along with Bowser's other great-nephew 3-year-old Morton and an almost ready-to-hatch egg(Larry).

(Roy and Wendy are 8,Morton is 6, and Larry is 3 at the start of the story.)

Almost a year later the stork dropped off Jr.'s egg. ( Jr is 2 and a half at the start of the story.)

“What? Like, a disabled protagonist? How would that even work? How could someone with a disability be the hero in an action show?” local anime trash boy wonders while sitting next to his box sets of Full Metal Alchemist, showing no hint of irony or self awareness. 

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doesn't bowser have 8 kids

Yes and no.

Original canon? ? All 7 Koopalings plus Junior are Bowser’s kids.

Post 2012-2013 canon? ? Only Junior is Bowser’s child. Miyamoto retconned the original canon and made it so the Koopalings are just 'underlings'

---- everyone ignores this new canon because it fucking sucks and we all want Bowser to still have 8 kids.

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Mario addition

Mario has no idea how to tell the difference between an adult Koopa and Koopaling. So the first time he meets the Koopalings he's like "ok just some fancy-looking Koopa. They must be the big guns before Bowser." Then proceeds to kick the koopaling's tails. It isn't until much later that he realizes he's been fighting literal children the oldest being 8 the first time they meet and that's only because Luigi himself tells him.