Squirrelwitchsarmy - The Squirrel Witch

I just remembered the part of One Piece where Brook becomes a rock star and his managers tip off the Marines he’s actually Brook the Pirate because they’re pissed at him for wanting to retire. This is so funny because:

imagine finding out your favourite pop star is actually a dead criminal. Like what if we found out Macklemore had been Al Capone this whole time

imagine being the guy who has to call up the government and convince them their favourite rock star is actually a pirate who died 50 years ago and came back to life as a skeleton

imagine being the Marine to take that phone call

Manager: I am telling you, the musician you know as Soul King is actually the pirate “Humming” Brook!!

Marine: *rummaging through wanted posters for a long time* Uhhhhh, sorry but according to our records, Brook has… skin. And is like 90 years old.

Manager #2: He ate a Devil Fruit that let him die and come back as a skeleton!

Marine: Um. *covering the phone with his hand* Can Devil Fruits make you come back from the dead as a skeleton?

Other Marine: I don’t know. Probably.

Marine: *into the phone* We’ll be right over.

💖

Times are troubling and hard right now-but never forget, your Beet loving Grandmother loves you very very much and wants you to be safe.

And for you to eat your vegetables.

here, have some:

it’s Logan’s birthday again; work? don’t know her. all i know is Love Logan Sanders, Cherish Him, and Vote.

you know he had to do it to em 😔

inspired post by @sander-sides-posts on @more-incorect-quotes and original quote from snapcube!

Kids come first Au

Mario addition

Mario has no idea how to tell the difference between an adult Koopa and Koopaling. So the first time he meets the Koopalings he's like "ok just some fancy-looking Koopa. They must be the big guns before Bowser." Then proceeds to kick the koopaling's tails. It isn't until much later that he realizes he's been fighting literal children the oldest being 8 the first time they meet and that's only because Luigi himself tells him.

I love the thought of First being like this calm looking guy with the vocabulary of a sailor, and like in the recent chapter Nana gently places her hands over Izuku’s ears just as First lets out the longest and most creative string of swear words going.

There are many ways this can go down

OR....