Stan In Harpy Form

do you think he like. dreams about it

I remember meeting a guy at a bar a year or so ago who told me he worked at the international consortium that does the porn parodies of all the top-grossing film releases. He said that the whole Barbenheimer situation presented his combine with some spectacular highs and lows. Because he said that with Barbie, right, the thing about Barbie is that there's already kind of a three-way ideatic, structural parallel between the curated artificiality of Barbie as a children's toy, the curated artificiality of Barbie as a mass market film, and the curated artificiality of pornography as a genre. Add on top of that that Barbie as a film is already feeling this tension, right where it's trying to be about a character graduating from the platonic sexlessness of a children's franchise to the functional-and-frank sexuality of being a living human woman, but it's also being bogged down in the "Everyone-is-beautiful-no-one-is-horny" aesthetic restrictions of any contemporary big-budget mass-market film so the two states end up looking pretty similar, he said. I mean the film itself is very aware of that tension, right, with that joke about how "casting Margot Robbie is the wrong move if you want to make that point," all that jazz. So, all that in mind, Barbie-themed pornography, he said, is in a weird way actually kind of complementary to the extant project, gesturing at unaddressed tensions and ideas, a dark mirror, the shadow self it wants to deny but can't, there's a lot of room to play in the space. He used the adjective "Lynchian" a couple of times, he seemed super stoked, he was talking with his hands. Oppenheimer, on the other hand. Oppenheimer he said presented a problem. Because obviously you can eroticize the detonation of an atomic bomb, we're all probably three mutuals removed from someone on this site who does exactly that, but obviously that's a niche market, and moreover it's a market that has a ton of overlap with high-minded thinkers who treat the historical use of atomic weapons against Japan with the level of gravity that atrocity demands. So they were stuck. They were really stuck. He told me that they'd been pulling their hair out for months trying to square the circle and all they had to show for it was a big whiteboard with the phrase "Grope-nheimer" written on it

LETS MAKE THIS INTO A JOKE PLS LIKE THE JD/SLUSHIE SHIT OR SM LIKE THAT.

Idk what got into me, but I have a new Heathers crackship(maybe not so crackship) idea. STONER CHICK X VERONICA. Ok guys, hear me out. After i saw this clip:

I went nuts thinking about a way these two could be gay and happy and idk why I am giving sm personality to a heathers ensemble character, she doesn't even have a name???? Wtf me???

and idk then somehow be gay with veronica after the party, like the JD accident or smh like that where she accidentally goes into her window and they smoke and fuck or idk man

How would we call it? Vestoner? Stonerica? Idk man. some fucked up fanart lol

We are in this together

Have you found more chapters??? 😭😭

Edit: I found it on the fanlore article for the fic: https://www.docdroid.net/Wc2PjnG/to-scale-the-blue-sky-pdf

do you have a pdf of the full "to scale the blue sky"?

insane question to ask me of all people but... sorta

i don't have the full pdf (although I've been scouring the internet for an archive of the fic), but I do think I have a more complete version of whats been floating around

mine includes chapter 5, which I haven't seen anyone mention as found

I'll add to it if I ever find more chapters

guys gravity falls reignited my love for writing so imma TRY and lock in to SEE IF I can write 10k words of old fiddauthor yuri...

I HAVENT WRITTEN IN A YEAR GUYS IM GOING TO FUCK THIS UP😭

But i have the story (kinda) planned, it just needs a lil bit more meat since its just bare bones atm, and I'm also desperate for Fiddauthor Yuri

Wish me luck..

reference:

if you have ocs it is so so so important that you have Barbie Time™ (drawing them over and over wearing all sorts of different outfits)

2 unused concepts from Gravity Falls to get tumblr hype for next monday, sincerely, your favorite child traumatizer