Roe Lied With His Hands.   "This Will Help." "You’ll Be Fine." "Just Hold On."   He Lied To Keep

// what is written on the far sides of stars //

Babe Heffron tears a hole in his best friend's shirt, knocks out his front tooth, and ruins Eugene Roe’s life.

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Shane Taylor in ‘Dangerfield’

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

Charley, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Wally, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.

Rhonda: What the fuck are you guys doing?

Charley: Playing systemic oppression.

pushing the supercharger boyfriends agenda

‘tis i 🦪🌝🌯

if web had turned around, they could have had a romantic dinner

it lasts just a couple of seconds but this scene is so damn funny! u can see how web eats literally everything that is served to him, while joe sniffed the cracker TWICE and put it DOWN sir wat da hell just eat ur food

as a bonus, a disgruntled web cuz malarkey poured food on his pants

the cast of the pacific talking about the rather infamous dale dye bootcamp

couple of personal notes:

- someone needs to find out why dale dye enjoys torturing twinks so much

- crying at joe mazzello's “bootcamp was...... probably the most intense experience of my life”

- dye screaming “what's the matter with you?!” to jon seda 😭 unprovoked

- keith nobbs is so hot

- jacob pitts' face of horror at seeing his new haircut kills me every time

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and i don't want to die alone (but i don't want to die at all)

BabeRoeSpina x All's Well That Ends by Rainbow Kitten Surprise

song / insp.