Latest Posts by starfire-0283 - Page 3
you know what? that's it.
I'm preheating my oven to 400° f, AND I'm lining a baking sheet with aluminum foil
you're really in for it now, buster.
I'm stirring up some butter, olive oil, parsley, and yeah, I'm adding minced garlic too.
I'm slathering you in this.
now I'm gonna put you in the oven for 25 to 30 minutes
you are so DONE FOR
I'm going to sleep, any recommendations for some good dreams?
A Faceless person sits at the table in the center of the room. They are shuffling cards, waiting for you to take your seat. They hum as they deal the hands. You are playing Go Fish.
As you play, you and the Faceless being speak of many things. You speak of knowledge of the near future, approaching events, some fortuitous and many most bleak. The conversation turns to talk of a greater event, the darkest hour yet to come.
The Faceless one comments this: ‘There are many beasts and horsemen in my stables. I have yet to decide which to unleash.’
You watch as features bubble up beneath the Faceless skin–the beginnings of a nose, lips, eyelids, a face protruding from a once smooth expanse. No longer Faceless, the devil stands up, shakes your hand, and makes to leave. It pauses just once, to call back into the room. ‘The cards are a gift.’
You look at the cards and they have changed. They are black, large, inscribed in a language you do not read but which the cards read to you. When the cards start speaking to you, you put them away in their box. Already too many things are unleashed in the world.
Tonight, you spoke with the devil.
The devil looked a lot like you.
does anyone else ever feel like crying even when everything in life is going pretty alright
me when the devastating fanfic I chose to read is actually devastating
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I wasn't planning on telling anyone bc they find out when they find out. I also don't know who you have on here
I feel bad because i have managed to like, firmly implant myself in my schools environment
Like anytime they need anything filmed, any photos taken, or really anything at all to do with my department i tend to be the one they reacch out to. But like. Once i graduate, im gone.
I plan on full on changing my name, changing my number, and moving HOURS away. Im gonna dissapear
This has nothing to do with my school, but like.. i also havent *told* them im gonna leave. Theyre just gonna see me at graduation and then never again. Im not even telling admistration where im going, and this is all for safety shit on my part but still. Im just gonna be gone and if i want my plan to work i cant even tell them im leaving😭
Wait, are we not going to see you again?
I feel bad because i have managed to like, firmly implant myself in my schools environment
Like anytime they need anything filmed, any photos taken, or really anything at all to do with my department i tend to be the one they reacch out to. But like. Once i graduate, im gone.
I plan on full on changing my name, changing my number, and moving HOURS away. Im gonna dissapear
This has nothing to do with my school, but like.. i also havent *told* them im gonna leave. Theyre just gonna see me at graduation and then never again. Im not even telling admistration where im going, and this is all for safety shit on my part but still. Im just gonna be gone and if i want my plan to work i cant even tell them im leaving😭
Time Travel Fix-It
I had a tag game idea, idk if anyone's done this before but idc it sounds fun
Fanfic picnic!!
Everyone brings one fanfic/ao3 thing to the picnic. It can be whatever you want; a trope, a tag, anything you want
To start us off I'm bringing some hurt/comfort tag
Np tags: @yourlocalbadgerscales @idkjustlemmedrownlikerab @friendofthefrogswastaken @serenisastar @nyx-taylors-version
This reminds me of when I was younger and used to play with squishes.
These little choking hazards (fun to chew on tho)
And I had a little castle for my hoard of choking hazards with even more hazardous parts for a child that put everything into their mouth.
(this exact one to be exact)
And with my army of squishes, I would have a red creature overthrow the Queen Squishie (which was the wedding version of Princess Bella, I hated the wedding version for some reason). They would have a dramatic throw down at the top of the castle until the red creature would throw her off of it and be crowned ruler. The other squishies would leave her body there for days to rot as they set up their new kingdom until I got bored and decided I wanted another mutiny. Then I'd stick the "dead" ones in my mouth bc I liked the way they stuck to my tongue bc of the little holes in the bottom.
I'm starting to see why I like vocaloid and dystopian books about overthrowing the government.
you have forgotten your innocence and whimsy. go listen to Vocaloid songs about eating people and remember what it was like to be filled with childlike wonder.
That is terrifying, someone should write a story about it
I had a dream that I was playing Minecraft. It seemed to be perpetually night, rain fell through blocks, and I kept running out of torches. I thought I saw something out of the corner of my eye, and checked my settings. The difficulty was set to “Peaceful, I hope.” I couldn’t change it.
I'm now going to see if my friends who claim to hide in my walls will give me tasks like good little wall gremlins
you know that post that's like "if thinking naruto would be proud of you for brushing your teeth gets you to brush your teeth go for it" well today i texted my friends and asked them to pretend to be wizards sending me on a grand quest to eat lunch and buy hand soap and it worked so well i put a load of laundry in and did the dishes too so. i don't know what the lesson is here but maybe give that a try
@pokemonheritageposts
Not my usual content, but I made something I wanted to share...
That's not a parakeet, that's a spawn of Cthulhu. fleeing is the only sane option, do not gaze upon its physical form
why are birds so cursed
you're the shell now
i just ate a whole peanut with the shell on
me during a lovely hangout with friends:
wow, this is great
my brain, about to pull the funniest prank of all time:
what if everyone in this room hates you
I just got some message asking me my opinion on trump but I don't like random ppl texting so I decided to have a little fun and sent a picture of a bird with a giant ballsack hanging from it and can't wait to be left alone
Nah
You ever get so thirsty all you can think about is water and no other thought stays for more then like 2 seconds? Cuz im starting to think i *might* be dehydrated
But every time I rotate my kidneys I end up losing my spleen :(
You're supposed to rotate your kidneys every 6 months and none of you do this and this is why you feel like shit all the time
The band during football games
reblog to take a bite out of this styrofoam cup nobody can stop you go ahead and do it
Might?
You ever get so thirsty all you can think about is water and no other thought stays for more then like 2 seconds? Cuz im starting to think i *might* be dehydrated
Fuck yeah
Beyblade