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them: SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST MEANS HUMANS MUST BE INDIVIDUALLY SELF-SUFFICIENT AND COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT
biologist:
Beware!
As an aroace person, friend crushes are INSANE. And I don’t mean this like “oh I want my friend romantically” I mean like “I need to be this person’s friend so bad they are so cool!!!!” Like there’s this mutual I have on tiktok who I have been sending cat stickers to back and forth all day. The day we have an actual conversation about something will be the day I’ve won. Like is this how allos feel when they have romantic crushes on people???
Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?
Everybody, apparently: No?
jesus no
Society: *teenagers are crazed, horny, and lovesick animals*
Me: “Romance? Sex?! Such desires mystify me…….”
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Who tf thinks that cuddling is sexual? You can cuddle with your parents, you can cuddle with your siblings, you can cuddle with your grandparents, you can cuddle with your aunts and uncles, you can cuddle with your cousins, you can cuddle with your pets (while big dogs are the best for keeping you warm, cats are my personal favorite bc I'm biased and love mine), hell, you can cuddle with your friends regardless of their gender. It is NOT inherently sexual. Regardless, the meaning of an act is determined by those performing it and if they decide that their cuddling session is completely platonic or just as a way to display innocent affection, then that's what it fucking is.
This pisses me off on a primal level as an aroace whose main form of physical affection is hugs/cuddling with my friends. They know it's strictly platonic, I know it's strictly platonic, therefore it is platonic. And if you're an asexual who's interested or okay with sex, then it's still up to you and your bf to decide if your cuddling is sexual or not.
pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual
im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out
If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again
occasional posts from users
Tbh, this only made me imagine Pizza losing her shit and telling your mom she's not allowed to leave the couch.
Watching my step dad get competitive over his fireworks being bigger/louder than the neighbors is hilarious lmao
tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it
You're welcome <3
Finished reading This Is How You Lose a Time War last night and ISTG it ruined me
I'm never gonna be able to read another sci-fi or romance book again It was so good omg
It was so beautifully written
whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend
this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen
one time a professor asked me if i’d ever wanted to write anything “more important” than romance. and i said no. i was put on this earth to write about sad people kissing. and if another writer ever came up to me and said they wanted to write 400 pages containing nothing but a character baking a single loaf of bread each day, then i would tell them to do that. people don't write something because it's important. they write about something and that is what makes it important
The only valid thief is a magpie.
Do y'all ever fight with letters so much that your phone knows that congragalaetions is congratulations?
words cannot express how much i fucking hate writing dialog
There used to be a genre of video where people would just set dancing cartoon characters on fire. I miss those days, they were nice.
Where did you come from,
Where did you come from,
Cotton Eye Joe
Was going through my list cuz I realized I haven't seen one of the people I follow recently and they're just fucking Gone
Worst part is I can't even hunt them down because I forget what they're user was😭 all I remember was that it started with an O and had a Tim drake pfp WHERE ARE YOUUU
“Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? Yes you are, yes you are!” I rubbed the stomach of one of the infernal canines. The tiny growl he let out was as adorable as his smoldering red eyes. “You're a very good boy.”
“Hey, do you want to-” My brother walked outside looking at his phone. “WHAT IN THE EVERLASTING NAME OF ODIN ARE THOSE!?!”
He dropped his phone and reached for the knife on the side of his hip. I laughed and continued rubbing the demonic dog's belly, scratching behind one of its ears for good measure. It was really a good and adorable boy. I was going to miss him when it went back to hell. “Hell hounds. Someone sent them I guess.”
Another hound growled viciously and nipped at the elevated paw of the one I was petting. “Ophir, chill, I'll pet you in a moment. Now, what should I name you? How about... Starkbite!” Starkbite growled again, but it was more like content purring from a cat than threatening. I thought it was absolutely cute. I removed my hand from his stomach and scratched behind both of his ears. His smoke-like fur flared and his eyes seemed to burn. “Starkbite it is then, and Starky for short.”
I heard my brother pick up his fallen phone and go back inside all while mumbling something about demonic dogs and demon sisters. I giggled, I found great amusement in his disbelief and misery. I sat there petting both Ophir and Starkbite for hours while their third was fast asleep on my lap. I named her Zornaird, not only because she was a cute and adorable puppy, but also because she was cunning and swift as a snake. But it was mainly because of how adorable she was. I read in a book once that it meant “little hell flame.” I thought it suited her.
It had taken another hour or so for Starky to join Zornaird on my lap, both fast asleep. Ophir was close to joining them as a giant flame blazed from the ground in front of us, starting away her sleepiness. She growled a growl that was truly worthy of a hell hound and pushed me behind her after she woke up the other hounds. They all stared at the fire, posed and ready to attack. “Ah, they you three are. Did you get the human yet?”
Ophir snarled and lunged at the beings face. It had pure white scaly wings, tail, and horns that faded away to burning, blood red feathers. It looked humanoid, but it had four arms and legs with two faces on its head. Its teeth were sharp as the canines I came to love in the short amount of time I was with them. Only two things came to mind when I saw it. It must've been a demon. And my yard was never going to regrow that grass it had burned.
“Ophir. Yeild.” I was more than a little peeved and wanted answers. I moved to stand beside Zornaird as Ophir retreated back to my other side. I gave her a gentle stroke on the back as a way of saying good job. “What are you doing here?”
“I want your soul. Now tell me what you did to my hell hounds.” The demon looked pissed. I thought it was understandablely so. If, not one, but three of my dogs had abandoned me for someone they barely knew, I would be pissed too.
“I was simply petting them. They were too adorable not to. And I needed something to address them by so I didn't get confused between them and gave them names.” I chose to ignore the fact that it wanted my soul. That was a problem for later, I wanted to make a point that I did nothing to any of the demonic canines. “And if they really were your dogs, then why did they attack you?”
“Excuse me, I'm still stuck on the part where you gaVE THEM NAMES!” I shrugged, eyeing it warily. “You just bound your soul to three hell hounds. Fuck me taking it, they're going to tear it apart when you die.”
“Why did you-” But the demon had disappeared in a cloud of ash and what seemed to be ice. “Asshole.”
I still wanted to know why the hell it couldn't have just ash and ice cloud here in the first place instead of destroying my lawn. I also wanted to know what it wanted to do with my soul. Oh well, guess I might find out when I die.
I had a peaceful death. I was laying in my bed with my beautiful hell hounds when I passed in my sleep. It was nothing chaotic or noteworthy. It was very peaceful and I was perfectly okay with that.
What I did find to be chaotic though was after my death.
My hounds didn't try to eat my soul or even torture it. Instead, they pushed me up to this thing with three giant wings and multiple eyes. Its feathers appeared to be smoldering with flames. I quickly became confused because I recognized it as an angel, but one of the one from God's throne room.
I opened my mouth to ask what was happening, but I failed to find words in front of such an intimidating and beautiful being. It guided me along a path I can't remember into heaven. And my adorable infernal dogs trotted happily behind me as I entered.
I had so many questions to ask and too few answers.
You’ve always been good with animals. When a demon who wants your soul sends some hell hounds, you end up befriending the doggies.
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AETERNUS NUNCA:
Aeternus Nunca is an enigma to say the least. Its name legitimately translates to “Eternal Never” for Moons sake. It's found in the most mind boggling realm known to exist filled with the loathsome Éag {Pg.677765892} and the horrifying Saol {Pg.-3877288884} species. The Ξεχασμένος realm is not one to mess with. But Aeternus Nunca is one of the kinder species in the realm. It had a solid black head and body. It has no eyes, no mouth, no nose, no ears. It doesn't even have a nervous system or something similar to it like other species from the multiverse. It can sense and detect the things around it seemingly instantly {It should be added that there isn't a hint as to how without any sensory skills or abilities}.
Its head floats about a meter over its body. {In history it has been thought to be two different organisms, if that's what one would call these.} It has a body shaped like a coma that can grow anywhere from 3 to 9 meters {9.7-29.5 feet} tall. Easily dwarfing the Éag, which only grows to be 31 centimeters {Or 1 foot} in height. It's obviously less hostile than the Éag, seemingly never consuming prey, or anything at all truly.
It is a two dimensional creature that floats on a humongous pair of silver wings. The wings are often outlined in red with a pair of antennas to go with it that are the same red. The wings can be anywhere from 9 to 20 meters {29.5-65.6 feet} in height, and 9.5 to 20.5 meters {31.2-67.3 feet} in length. Their wings have the same texture of a dragonfly's {Pg.993}, but are opaque rather transparent. They're similar to bubbles in both thickness and fragility.
Its head, similarly to its body, can grow anywhere up to 3 to 9 meters {9.7-29.5 feet}. The antennas upon the head can grow up to 3 meters more than the height of the head. Meaning that its antennas can be anywhere from 6 to 12 meters {19.7-39.4 feet} tall. This abnormality could easily take up the entirety of Human|Terran {Pg.278} common room, and fill up over half of a Human|Zexade{Pg.-224} temple.
Not much else is known about the Aeternus Nunca as it doesn't seem to mate, eat, drink, sleep, or reproduce. It never nests or keeps a constant habitat being a nomadic being. Magic scans have shown a lack of internal organs or any energy flowing through its body at all making it an enigma to even those from its own realm. The Aeternus Nunca shouldn't exist and leads to theories of there being multiple new plains of existence out there that we've yet to discover.
{Eternally shall you live, never shall you forget yourself.}
The Bestiary of the Multiverse is a really, really thick book. Updated every two days. It works like a weird magical Wikipedia, really. You are the mod, and sometimes find real gems between all of the mundane animals. Write your favorite page of this bestiary.
Lycoris (Radiata) {Spider Lily} color meaning:
Red- Death, recantation.
Blue- Truth, calm {Note: Blue Lycorises do NOT exist, they are considered a myth}.
Orange- Hate, vengeance.
Pink- Protection of the dead {Note: This is the only Lycoris that absolutely involves death}.
Yellow- Courage, love, wisdom.
White- Purity and Chastity.
“how could you be so stupid” well you know what. its really not that hard