By LW Lau

Dwight in the last 2 seasons of the office was so hot

I think it's going to be Connor's season to shine. All his siblings are out of Daddy's good books, waystar and logen are making money movies and restructuring the trust, man's is getting married. I feel like Conner has had enough of his siblings messing things up (the rebel alliance) and is going to get his promised bag as his rightful place as the oldest son.

Teaser trailer fuck yeah let’s look at costumes!

Everybody’s favourite reprehensible people show is ready to tease us, let’s see what we can glean from the attire, shall we? The resolution is Twitter shitty, and I’ve pumped up the chroma so we can see colour themes on the blurry pile of screen caps, but let’s go anyway!

First: Team Logan. He’s still in the blue and blue squares we’ve come to recognise as being his attire of loyalty signalling. Hope you choke on your cheesecake, Logan! The Egg and the Egg Sucker got dressed together over FaceTime. Note the entire room of core yes men and women cloaked in blue, and Gerri is wearing PANTS, which is such a radical departure for her I worry for her mental health. But she’s also rocking a punk for her triple ear piercing (J Smith Cameron’s IRL ear piercing), and I’ve decided to imagine Roman talked her into that at some point. Kerry in a blue suit version of her Italy pink suit says, “Who’s got the supermax pussy grip now, Marcia? I’m bringing Business Pussy. His favourite.” I am vomiting up my lunch. That purple circle is possibly Laird! Bring back Laird! Logan also addresses his blue and grey company drones, with a beige assist from Cyd Peach.

Now let’s deal with Team Progeny:

ALERT! Roman’s wearing his Probably Fucked Gerri In An Alternate Universe YACHT SHIRT. But also a little piece of flair on his right wrist. What does it mean Miley Screaming dot gif?! I wish I could see his pants. Roman’s always been blue too, but the fact he’s holding on to his blue status despite being booted from the Waystar nest? He’s still bootleg Logan, and still connected in his heart and mind. Gerri in blue, Roman in blue. Can you feel the YEARNING? Connor in blue, no surprises there. Shiv still dragging her beige behind her from season 3, only she’s added some Kendall signature brown to indicate her emotional landscape is fucked. Kendall is still skulking in Earth tones, pretending he’s in touch with planet earth. They’re in LA and Shiv is happy about it. That pink room in (presumably) some LA house! That pink karaoke bar! Just when you thought Roman’s undershirts couldn’t get sluttier than Italy, somebody put this one on a really hot wash and now it’s so tight we have no choice but to jerk off suffer. Is he feeling constricted, or sexy? Why not both? Undershirt plus business pants including belt is basically Roman’s pyjamas, so his moody hot beverage on a balcony enjoyment tracks with that. Roman, you’d better be on the phone to Gerri (10-20% chance he is) and I’d love it if that bracelet was somehow meaningful in a wanting Gerri to love you way, but I’m not holding my breath. But your long distance couples costuming has been noted!

Bets on which song Connor makes them sing at karaoke? And how much peer pressure will it take to make Roman join in? If it’s We Are The Champions I will catapult myself into the sun. I have a feeling Gerri might be living some season 1 plot deja vu.

Bonus: Excited for Norway!

YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN (1974) dir. Mel Brooks

fuck yeah!!! Yes greg abandoned his inheritance to play for Logan's team, but that also means that greg has lots some of his leverage with his uncle because his also given up the board seat we would have gotten from his grandfather. Greg is soft, easily manipulated, inexperienced and seems to focused on the superficial side of wealth rather than the power, reach and major influence. i think Logan brought Greg into the inner circle yes as another 'Roy' at the table, a loyal family member, a lacky under Tom and but most of all to piss-off his brother that Ewan's grandson his working for him especially at ATN which ewan hates. Logan knows greg is just there for the money and for himself and would never be a loyal as tom; Greg would never sacrifice himself to go to prison for Logan.

Logan was willing to fuck Roman, shiv and Kendall all at once' he would think nothing of fucking over Greg. A lot is going to happen in season 4, pieces will be moved, alliances formed and destroyed, and people need to play their hands carefully and properly ; and Gregory hasn't been playing for very long. Gregory is going to make one wrong step and i think even tom wouldn't think twice about fucking over greg

oh the post is about. okay. yeah I totally didn't read this title and think it was about greg having sex with tom

Retro 90's style wedding dress. Credit to Chụp hình, ăn kem.

He didn't suddenly love his son after he killed that waiter. Logan saw a great opportunity to use it to manipulate Kendall into giving up the bear hug and come back to Logan's side. Logan knew all the right buttons to press; sending in very intimedating Collin to fetch Kendall from breakfast, wearing his 'dad is here for you' jersey, mentioning the key card the police found at the crime scene, mentioning that this could define his entire life. Then the final blow l, 'daddy will fix it, daddy will make it all go away'. Logan's number one boy is who ever needs to hear that at that moment to get what Logan wants from them. "You're parent know the right buttons to push, because they sowed them on" and that scene was a masterclass in parental manipulation of a situation. If Logan saw more benefit for him in selling Kendall out to the police, I think he would have

This is the tweet i was talking about btw

All I picture now is Logan singing his own rendition of "if I were a rich man" from fiddler on the roof, but it's all the things he does as a rich man instead. I picture him dancing around his house and shaking his arms like Tevye.

excited for the show to become a musical with no explanation

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