Brooklyn 99

Love some miserable Elon in the morning

17776 is a world where people stopped dying but like. There wasnt like a global announcement when it happened so what it probably looked like was an oncologist coming home and kissing her wife on the cheek while broadly grinning "whats going on" "just had a good day at work" meaning, telling every patient the same news: remission, remission, remission

gay ass balls!!!!

please stop harassing me. i just got here i dont know who you are this isn’t funny

Hexside kids also learn spanish as a form of communication that potential invaders from the demon realm won't know, and that the types of humans who would want to attack BI are less likely to.

consequently, dominican spanish winds up being the secondary language of the Boiling Isles.

huehuehue

these are so markhelly coded

angela and unrelated, different person detective where’s my coffee

i redid this blog today after not using it for like a year and for the life of me i cant remember why i called it that. “like theresa, i am texas” dont know what its a reference to who is theresa

a while back i drew the dang space probes as humans because i am so mentally ill. here they freaking are

i made them all from the locations the probes were actually launched from, so nine and ten are from florida and juice is from france

first image text (characters in order of appearance from left to right):

Ten:

- would dress nice/more fem

- literally just nine but a bit younger

Nine:

- business casual kinda thing

- freckles from florida sun

- still heavily influenced by 60s fashion

- tallest

Juice:

- generic sports t-shirt

- puts on glasses when commissioner mode

- blonde

- solar panel earrings

- french guy

- tooth gap

- shortest

You might find something like this on your property or along public forest trails. It’s about the same size and shape as a ketchup packet and smells like rotten fish. Believe it or not, this little packet protects you, your pets, and your family. The USDA drops these in areas (including Hamilton County) where raccoon-variant rabies has been known to occur. Raccoons find the packet and eat the contents, and it provides them with immunity to rabies. If you find one, simply leave it where it is, or, if it’s in an area accessible to a pet or child, just put on a pair of gloves and move it. Don’t worry, though— even if it was handled by a human or pet, it doesn’t pose any danger besides an unpleasant odor.

~ For Fox Sake Wildlife Rescue