I Want Tapl On The Dsmp, But Instead Of As A Regular Character, I Want Him As A God. But Unlike Dreamxd,

Skyrim adventure #3

Me: *been playing for like 2 hours* My Dad: the insane jester has been quiet for a while Me: …..*turns around* Cicero: *is just gone* Me: what the hecker Me: *retraces steps to find him* Me: *finds bandit tower* Cicero: *singing and dancing, dead bodies everywhere* Dad: *whispers* he cant be trusted

this is so dumb akjshf

[id: It is a comic of a younger Splinter, kid Leo and toddler Mikey from rottmnt. Splinter is holding Mikey, resting him on his shoulder while he frowns and points at Leo saying “BLUE! If you don’t stop messing around-!” He stops and thinks, putting his hand on his chin while Mikey rests in the crook of his arm and says “I’ll uh…” He suddenly perks up with an idea while Mikey pats his face. “I’ll throw Orange to the garbage” he says as he holds Mikey, who has his hand in his mouth, up in front of him. We then see Leo staring with a small frown and then his lip starts wobbling and tears spring in his eyes as Splinter shouts “NO NO IM ONLY JOKING-“./ end id ]

“Dadko is out of character” Ok then explain this:

no thoughts, just ranboo saying ‘please kill me’ in a game of among us and everyone going silent until fundy says ‘if you insist’

Megamind AU

where Megamind is still doing supervilliany things like trying to take over the city, robbing banks, creating over the top schemes with way too many stages to defeat Metroman

BUT

He’s also a favourite of many Metro City citizens because he is always willing to drink his Respect Women Juice™ and always down to bat for the underdog.

Being followed by a creep? The invisible car is there to offer you a ride home and Megamind’s pointing a weird-looking gun at the creep.

Your boss giving you the chills? All his dirty laundry is all over the web and his entire bank account has been donated to charity.

Trying to escape an abusive environment? Knock on the ‘Secret’ Lair’s door and he’ll get you an entirely new living arrangement, a restraining order and enough money to get you back on your feet.

Need medication that you can’t afford? Megamind just robbed a pharmacy and his physiology doesn’t agree with human medication.

Megamind gives away free mini De-Guns that dehydrate people for half an hour since it acts as an excellent deterrent. (He somehow managed to argue it into legality by comparing it to Mace.) 

Roxanne makes exactly one mention of Hal the cameraman not taking no for an answer before she gets a new cameraman the next day who is exceedingly polite towards her and goes pale whenever Megamind looks at him.

Megamind may have been raised by criminals but he was raised by criminals who were mostly victims of circumstance and thus gave him standards.

god dream having talked about how he was a bad kid and did a lot of stupid stuff and made life stressful for his parents and feeling like a burden to people but bad willing to give him a second chance when he was younger and unbanning him on a server and that turning into bad taking dream under his wing and helping him through some of the worst parts of his life (dream’s own words) and bad offering dream the money that was meant to go towards his rent in order to help dream start his youtube career and help this little kid he met on a minecraft server and watched grow up chase his dreams and now dream doing the same for the young creators he meets from letting tommy onto the smp despite his reputation of being a nuance and now being one of the first people tommy comes to when he needs advice or a guiding hand, or him whitelisting ranboo, a newbie streamer with little to no connections, because he saw potential in him and helping to open so many doors,,, just the way that dream’s motto is bring your friends with you and uplift the people around you because that’s what bad did for him :(

c!Dream: I have created a much more peaceful L’Manberg by having them exile Tommyinnit

c!Ranboo: You screwed over an already ruined nation, is what you did. Look at the inhabitants. They all have unresolved trauma and severe trust issues

either i relate to him a little to much or enoch from mphfpc is autistic

Now I feel obligated to main him. I mean, I was going to anyway but this feels like a calling.

Steven: do you ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs?

Jake: those are the ghosts of all the bugs you have killed.

Steven:

Marc: look what you did, you scared him.