Cinematic Parallels

Stanley Pines killed the pope!!!!??????

HE WON! HE WON! WE DID IT! HE WON!

IM SO PROUD! HES EARNED IT! HE DESERVES IT!

Thought I’d draw this in the GF style instead of my normal style.

Alt under the cut, due to the news today.

I'd like to remember Pope Francis as the Pope who called a ton of priests faggots, apologized for it, then called them all faggots again

I am begging conspiracy theorists to do what they do best this one time.

So Pope Francis met with JD Vance on Easter Sunday, giving another go at explaining compassion to him, then dies the following day

Im not saying these two things are connected, but if I was writing this book people would be criticizing me for hitting them over the head with obvious symbolism.

the fuck you mean the pope just died right after the tumblr sexyman contest 2025 edition

how does this keep happening

edit: THE FUCK YOU MEAN TRISHA PAYTAS IS PREGNANT-

Stan’s taking the title of Tumblr Sexyman 2025 with humility. Totally. Ford is concerned.

Play our game here 🤭

so my twitter feed pointed out something...interesting