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Been jamming to Hatsune Miku songs lately and man she has BANGERS.

Attention lees with non-traditional tickle spots:

You think that you’re safe from me, that I won’t find your worst spot because of its obscurity, but unfortunately, you are mistaken.

I will check EVERYWHERE on your body to find that magic spot.

I’ll check your hands, with your palms and fingers, I’ll remember to test every spot along your arms from your wrists to your underarms.

I won’t forget about your neck and shoulders, and it definitely won’t slip my mind to examine your hips, butt, and inner thighs.

My intrepid hands will explore all the way down your legs, giving a little squeeze at every spot in search of my target.

Nowhere is safe from my curious fingers.

“I’m barely touching you!”

This one is a little more risqué but I love finding tickling in non tickling videos

CW: Gag

least gay rich private all girls school activity

Pro tip for lers

Most people ignore this fact, but thighs are a very sensitive area for most girls, even more so if they're blindfolded. So the next time you have a tied-up girl at your disposal, start tickling there.

Witch Watch E05. Yuri Makuwa, defeated

I wanna make you safeword.

I know I am not everyone's cup of tea, and that is ok. But it never ceases to make me a little sad whenever I see a post from a blog and think "oh that's cool, let me see what else they got" only to find out they have blocked me despite having never interacted with them lol. I guess my content is just not for everyone.

✨Japanese T-word Hell 😈🔥 (pt.3/3)

Part 3 is a lil bit of a time jump into towards the end of this hellish session (text described in this post) filmed by @spiffytickler … perhaps you can tell just how much more exhausted and defeated I was in this one compared to the previously posted part 1 and part 2!

And yet the ever so consistent intensity that the Lers were mercilessly dishing out led me to believe that perhaps there would never be an end in sight 😆😩😭 ??? The panic was at 100% and yet with the gag in, my voice (for screaming) and stamina (for struggling) couldn’t keep up with my need to communicate my desperation to get outtA THERE 😡🙃😵!! TRUELY understood what helplessness felt like in this moment :’)

Anyway, HOPE YOU’VE ENJOYED THIS SERIES 🫣 I really suffered for this cause 🤣🥺 does everyone feel bad for me yet? 👀🥺🥺🥺😜😇

Rock is a Lady's Modesty OP (Ready to Rock by Band-Maid)

TOP 10 ANIME OF SPRING 2025

🥷 1. A Ninja and an Assassin Under One Roof

(Ninkoro; Ninja to Koroshiya no Futarigurashi)

From the studio and director behind Madoka Magica comes a far sillier but still just as deadly endeavor. A pathetic, down-on-her-luck girlfailure of a ninja is taken in by a highly-skilled lesbian yandere assassin to be her live-in maid, cook, and disposer of corpses. Comedy ensues.

It's incredibly well-animated, every joke hits, the characters and their dynamic are a delight to watch, and it feels really nostalgic in a way, as someone who grew up with anime like Nichijou. A welcome addition to Yuri Thursdays, with canon lesbian supporting characters and a will-they-won't-they main couple. And the ED is super catchy!

Genre: Comedy, Yuri

You may like it if you enjoyed: Nichijou, Pop Team Epic, The Demon Girl Next Door

Streaming: Crunchyroll

Rest of the top 10 under the read-more!

🛎️ 2. Apocalypse Hotel

A century after mankind has abandoned Earth due to a pathogen making it inhospitable to human life, dedicated robots still run a luxury hotel, keeping it prepped and ready for any potential visitors, even as many of them sustain fatal damage over the years.

It's got a perfect balance of lightheartedness and melancholy, and with the studio behind Bravern and the writer behind Zombieland Saga, the staff is stacked. It's impossible not to get attached to these robots within even a single episode. It's utterly beautiful, and my favorite of the three robot-centric anime among my top 10. The OP is a joy as well.

Genre: Sci-Fi, Dramedy

You may like it if you enjoyed: Planetarian: The Reverie of a Little Planet, Girls' Last Tour, Houseki no Kuni

Streaming: Crunchyroll

⚔️ 3. Sword of the Demon Hunter: Kijin Gentosho

(Kijin Gentoushou)

In the early 19th century, an unthinkably horrible event tears apart a would-be family. Years later, Jinta, an incredibly depressed demon hunter who's lost everything he ever loved, takes cases to clear Japan of demons as he works toward seeing his sister again. This is intentionally vague as there's hardly anything I can say about this series without spoiling its earth-shattering hour-long premiere episode.

This is a DARK one (see CWs below) but if you wanna see a fictional man have a really, really bad time? If you wanna come away torn apart by angst? This is the place to be. It's super well-directed and blew me away, and I've heard it referred to as "prestige anime", which sounds about right.

Genre: Drama, Supernatural

You may like this if you enjoyed: Dororo, Mo Dao Zu Shi, Demon Slayer

Streaming: Hidive

⚠️ CW: Gore, multiple discussions of (offscreen) rape, implied emotional incest. Kijin Gentosho is not a fun time.

🎼 4. Classic★Stars

(Clasta)

Some people might call Classic Stars "bad". The people of MyAnimeList have scored it as the second-worst anime of the year. These people are not only wrong, they are cowards, afraid to accept something NEW and DIFFERENT. The cutting edge of anime.

I don't want to spoil this show's Big Twist, aka its premise. I showed the first episode of Classic Stars to a friend without telling him anything about it, and it was a beautiful experience I would recommend to anyone. If you like BOYBANDS, or CLASSICAL MUSIC, or GAYBAIT, or GETTING A LITTLE SILLY, please watch Classic Stars. I promise you will not regret it. Puts a smile on my face every week. Also, the insert songs are genuinely super good.

Genre: Music, Sci-Fi

You may like this if you enjoyed: Hypnosis Mic, Visual Prison, Paradox Live

Streaming: Crunchyroll

🤖 5. Mobile Suit Gundam: GQuuuuuuX

(Kidou Senshi Gundam: GQuuuuuuX)

I'm far from a Gundam superfan. My only experience with Gundam up until this point have been season 1 of Witch From Mercury and living with a Gundam superfan who regularly infodumps about it in my vicinity. However, when I saw the premiere of GQuuuuuuX in theaters, it was a downright magical experience.

An AU of the original Gundam where the bad guys won, creating a dystopian setting. In this setting, an insane teenage girl gains access to a prototype Gundam, unleashing a butterfly effect of chaos. Also they made Char pretty gay. Two thumbs up from meeeee. Even with no real Gundam lore knowledge, this is a blast.

Genre: Sci-Fi, Action

You may like this if you enjoyed: Any other Gundam series, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Deca-Dence

Streaming: Prime

🚬 6. Kowloon Generic Romance

Anything but generic, this one is WEIRD in a way that's difficult to describe. In an alternate future where Kowloon Walled City still exists, a woman grapples with her increasingly-loose grip on what is real and what isn't, who she is (if she's anyone at all), and what her relationship is to the coworker she's seemingly always been close with. Meanwhile, a futuristic octahedron hovers in the sky.

It's mysterious and twisty and makes you question everything you're seeing. I haven't seen a mystery series like this since Odd Taxi, my #1 favorite anime of all time. If you want to wonder what the hell is even going on while being pulled into a well-developed atmosphere and world, this one's for you.

Genre: Mystery, Drama

You may like this if you enjoyed: Odd Taxi, Dorohedoro, Sonny Boy

Streaming: Crunchyroll

⚠️ CW: Multiple instances of forced kissing.

🧹 7. Witch Watch

A romcom that's more com than rom, Witch Watch is absolutely packed with charm. When an Oni boy's childhood friend, a silly, often-incompetent witch, returns to his hometown and he's tasked with protecting her, his whole life turns upside down.

This one just makes you smile. It has a great sense of comedic timing, lovable characters, and astounding animation. The OP is also one of the best this season.

Genre: Comedy, Romance

You may like this if you enjoyed: Mob Psycho 100, The Disastrous Life of Saiki K., Monthly Girls' Nozaki-kun

Streaming: Crunchyroll

🎸 8. Rock is a Lady's Modesty

(Rock wa Lady no Tashinami deshite)

The other anime making up Yuri Thursdays this season, this one's a bit more grounded in reality, though not completely. Two proper young ladies at a finishing school-type academy have a little secret: and it's not even that they're gay, it's that they like to play rock music. In an abandoned building where no one can hear them, they can finally drop all the social graces, shredding as hard as they can and screaming insults at each other. And eventually, they'll even fall in love. The OP's been stuck in my head incessantly.

Genre: Music, Yuri Romance

You may like this if you enjoyed: Given, Girls Band Cry, Bocchi the Rock!

Streaming: Hidive

🦸 9. To Be Hero X

(Tu Bian Yingxiong X)

The most popular donghua of the season, To Be Hero X asks the question: What if your favorite superhero killed himself in front of you and you had to assume his identity, Santa Clause style? It tells this story through an eye-candy mixture of many different animation styles, all rendered beautifully. With a super-fast pace that makes my ADHD happy, you'll never be bored with this one.

Genre: Superhero, Action

You may like this if you enjoyed: Samurai Flamenco, One Punch Man, Tiger & Bunny

Streaming: Crunchyroll, Bilibili

⚠️ CW: Suicide is a major element of the plot.

🔎 10. Your Forma

A detective partnership between a human woman and an android man gets derailed when the latter is framed for murder. Given he's a robot and lacks human rights, they have to act quickly before he's shut down for good.

While the story is good enough to keep this one in my top spots, the anime adaptation made the bizarre decision to entirely skip volume 1 of the source material, despite that having absolutely crucial info. I'd recommend reading at least the first chapter of the manga before jumping into this. Has a great ED too!

Genre: Sci-Fi, Mystery

You may like this if you enjoyed: Id: Invaded, Psycho-Pass, The Case Study of Vanitas

Streaming: Youtube (with a South Asian location VPN)

Honorable Mentions

🦹 Go! Go! Loser Ranger! Season 2 is 100% the sequel to look out for this season. The sequel to my #1 favorite anime of last year, I'm absolutely ready for whatever's in store for my favorite loser villain. (▶️ Hulu, Disney+)

💊 Lazarus and 💐 Maebashi Witches are both fairly good and each offer representation I don't see often in anime. Lazarus is a Suicide Squad-type thing from the creator of Cowboy Bebop featuring black and transfem characters, and Maebashi Witches is a magical girl idol thing with a mini-arc on overcoming fatphobia. While both shows are a little slow-paced for my personal tastes as of now, I'm giving them a few more episodes to get going! (▶️ Lazarus: Adult Swim, Hulu, Max / ▶️ Maebashi Witches: Crunchyroll) [⚠️CW for Maebashi Witches: in-universe fatphobia]

🍲 Food For the Soul, 🧳 Zatsu Tabi: That's Journey, and 📷️ mono are three slice of life anime about young women chilling out. In Food For the Soul, a socially anxious college student joins a food club at her university. In Zatsu Tabi, an inspiration-dry manga author takes small trips to get material for her work. In mono, zany high school girls in a photography club set out to take cool shots. All three of these are pretty similar and very relaxing, if slice of life is something you enjoy. (▶️ Crunchyroll: Food For the Soul / Zatsu Tabi / mono)

🐧 Koupen-chan is an adorable short-form anime (episodes are only 1 minute long) about a baby emperor penguin trying their best. If you like Hello Kitty, you'll like this. (▶️ Piracy)

Hope you find something you like this season! :)

whats your icon fr0om?

Ninja to Koroshiya no Futarigurashi

she is the dumbest most adorable witch and i love her so much!

Spring Anime 2025 Watchlist

Wind Breaker Season 2

Enen no Shouboutai: San no Shou

Sentai Daishikkaku 2nd Season

Kowloon Generic Romance

Kuroshitsuji: Midori no Majo-hen

Aharen-san wa Hakarenai Season 2

Katainaka no Ossan, Kensei ni Naru

Nazotoki wa Dinner no Ato de

Chuuzenji-sensei Mononoke Kougiroku: Sensei ga Nazo wo Hodoite Shimau kara.

Shoushimin Series 2nd Season

Kijin Gentoushou

Witch Watch