Headcanoning Clover With The Flattest Tone Of Voice And That's Why They Fumbled Every Joke They Made.

What about the second toad tower fall? With the big laser cannon. Most likely far more deadly

I imagine the fall of toad tower during reunion was the closest thing amphibians got to their own version of 9/11

Baldwin is a cool name. It is the opposite of Hairloss

When you gotta take your fake mom to the PTA meeting

I feel like there needs to be more pronouns. Not like, more pronouns for more genders (That's cool and all just not what I'm talking about rn), but just doubling up on pronouns. Like a second female pronoun for example. Whenever I'm reading and the author has to refer to a character as "The (adjective) (noun)" to not repeat words it just hurts me

fionna and cake but simon drops increasingly wild anecdotes about his life

I was all in on the "omg it's Jean-Luc" bit until I realised people actually believe it. Like, you all actually think that's Jean-Luc and this is an owl house crossover? I thought it was a joke?

oh god, the Amphibia brainrot is coming back, HELP-

But omg, I just found out today that there was a sneak peek of the new graphic novel and OMG, DIPLOCAULUS PEOPLE, LET'S GOOO idk why i didn't think that there was gonna be another race of amphibians based on them, cuz like DUH, Andrias' mech suit is based on them, so why wouldn't they have existed? The real question is...are they still alive at this point? Are we gonna get new characters from this new continent? I sure hope so, bc from the snippet we got of them they look cool.

their dynamic is everything to me

Ahhrhhrggrrr. Just finished playing the wrath of the gods update. I need to gush. Spoilers ahead.

The Solyn questline is pure peak. Noxus just showing up and blotting out the fucking sun for the whole second half of the game? Insanity. And it starts snowing? WATER FREEZES? Just. Incomprehensible peak. And the other NPCs actually reacting? I had to listen to the goblin tinker confidently bullshitting about whipping up a gadget to fix the eldritch portal blocking out the sun and complaining about his solar panels not working... So many times... I love it.

Additionally.

AHAHSHDHSH SOLYN NOO COME BACK I MISS YOU NOOOOO MOTHER FUCKING NOXUS YOU BITCH ASS HEXAGON I WISH I COULD KILL YOU AGAIN

Pfffff. Genuinely went through the stages of grief after that.

Denial.

":0"

Anger.

"XEROC YOU BITCH I BET THIS IS YOUR FAULT I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU"

Bargaining.

"Ok so if I kill Nameless Deity he'll bring her back. Just gotta kill god real quick ok ok ok ok doable I can do that"

Depression.

I went around my world gathering all her stuff and decorating her campsite, and completed her bookshelf. I changed my vanity to be more suited for mourning. I equipped Yorazior's scowl for fuck's sake.

Acceptance.

The true ending... Ughhh. I de-equipped the scowl after that...

In conclusion. Peak peak peak peak peak peak Solyn I love you

it's kinda sad that slop is such a popular pejorative now. after all it has done to nourish the noble hog

I love how they gave them freakishly long arms to accommodate hand holding with their ginormous chibi heads

I think the creators of Chibiverse are Sashannarcy fans. ❤️💙💚