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AM0HIBIA GRAPHIC NOVEL MINI SETIES WRITTEN BY MATT BRALY

I FUCKING LOVE SITTING IN CORNERS/////

I FUCKING LOVE HAVING THE PRIMAL URGE TO GUARD MY BACK SATISFIED

you losers in the middle of your rooms are gonna be sorry when the sneak uponer-er comes and sneaks upon you

while i'm sitting cosy in my corner

not being snuck upon

it's cosy here in the corner

join me

never be snuck upon again

and by the way

i am saying upon intentionally

not up on

i just like how it sounds

"snuck upon"

-sounds like a sneaky phrase

-something a sneaky person would say

-smooth and bitey

"snuck up on"

-boring

-too grammatically correct for me in this current mood that i'm in

-grrr it's 3am

i will never stop going on tangents or intentionally using incorrect capatilisation to reinforce the vibe i'm going for fuck you and goodnight

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My cognitive psychology professor would do numbers on Tumblr. He frequently uses examples for the things he's explaining, so he's invented a child named "little Billy" who suffers constantly in his lecture topic examples. He has told us hypotheticals in which little Billy gets eaten by a pack of wild animals, chased by dogs, had a stroke, got part of his brain removed, drowned, lost limbs and developed phantom limb syndrome, and watched 9/11 happen twice. No blorbo has suffered more than little Billy from my cognitive psychology professor's brain.

theyre throwing my gay ass into the core tomorrow

No context

fionna and cake but simon drops increasingly wild anecdotes about his life

late night Adventure Time thoughts: the genuine love that Finn always has for alternate versions of himself means so, so much to me

His refusal to hurt Farmworld Finn, despite knowing that he is putting the entire multiverse in grave danger

The way he mourns for Finn Sword after accidentally shattering him, which in itself was done in a desperate attempt to save him from being used against his will to commit evil deeds

And of course, Fern. Who, despite trying to literally murder him multiple times, Finn only ever shows unwavering compassion towards

As someone who struggles a lot with intense self-hatred, there’s just something so….heartbreakingly beautiful to me, about Finn seeing these other versions of himself, who share his love and his pain and his courage and his torment, and immediately and unconditionally offering them love.

Finn saying “You are me, and therefore I love you” has left a huge impact on me, and it encourages me to try, against all odds, to do the same.

The promise I made several seconds ago WILL BE FULFILLED. BEHOLD: AN INTRICATE BAKED GOOD; BY AN INEXPERIENCE BAKER WITH A MULTITUDE OF FOOD INTOLERANCES;

THIS IS... THE CAKE FROM SILKSONG

Left: The cake. The cake from silksong. Silksong's cake. That cake. Right and bottom: The cake I made.

Because I'm a weak little baby with a fickle stomach (damn you genetics), it is made with gluten free flour and lactose free cream and also a lot of greek yoghurt. It's complicated. I tried to explain but it would have been long and stupid. All you need to know is that I made various substitutions and when I got anxious about the substitutions maybe not working for the next steps I had to buy ingredients. Overall it took me about two days.

REVIEW TIME!!!!!!

It was meh. Whole lot of chocolate. Might have been affected by my lack of milk chocolate and use of dark chocolate instead. But yknow. The crumbled cake on the outside went stale in the fridge after a little while so that wasn't fun. The verdict is chocolate. It was chocolate cake for sure. I will give it this, if I ate the whole thing I most certainly would "Brooklyn Blackout". Because I would be dead probably.

Non online people: I love Harry Potter! I use Chat GPT to write my emails ;) Come find me on X, I'll send you my ai-generated spotify playlist! I'm thinking about buying some cryptocurrencies, do you know which ones are good? Me taking 500 points of psychic damage trying not to turn into a unskippable cutscene: Haha, conversations are so fun.