an aroace, aro, or ace person saying “aro/ace people can still be in relationships and have sex”
non aro/ace person saying “aro/ace people can still be in relationships and have sex” (they’re about to use it to justify shipping/discriminating against aro/ace people)
When you gotta take your fake mom to the PTA meeting
I FUCKING LOVE SITTING IN CORNERS/////
I FUCKING LOVE HAVING THE PRIMAL URGE TO GUARD MY BACK SATISFIED
you losers in the middle of your rooms are gonna be sorry when the sneak uponer-er comes and sneaks upon you
while i'm sitting cosy in my corner
not being snuck upon
it's cosy here in the corner
join me
never be snuck upon again
and by the way
i am saying upon intentionally
not up on
i just like how it sounds
"snuck upon"
-sounds like a sneaky phrase
-something a sneaky person would say
-smooth and bitey
"snuck up on"
-boring
-too grammatically correct for me in this current mood that i'm in
-grrr it's 3am
i will never stop going on tangents or intentionally using incorrect capatilisation to reinforce the vibe i'm going for fuck you and goodnight
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ZHSJSKSK???? I just saw the Amphibia Strange Voyage teaser what the FUCK dbdndnmsksksksjd what is going on this is WHAT???? Who are these knock offs????? Jeun-Leuc / that whatever the fuck it is Andrias' mech was shaped like????? GLOWY COLORS???? THE GLOWY COLORS, PEOPLE??? SO MANY GLOWY LIGHTS IN THE STONE COLOURS? I AM. KSNSNBDBS. UHH I DONT SJSNNS
Me
Walks into bedroom at night
Goes to the light to turn it off
*Goes to the light to turn it off*
Realise I'm standing in the middle of the room by the light
Not the lightswitch
If boats don't eat water, explain this boat eating contest. CHeckmate athiests
thats her son fr.
Being socially awkward not only offline but also online is the worst. Imagine having one friend who has like a million more.
Note- I think I figured out reblogs. I will now start reblogging things. Ok here goes.
Oh shit we can just post our combo emojis on here? Don't mind if I do
Ahh, peak.
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my favorite mashup emoji is this one and i wish it was real so bad
their dynamic is everything to me