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Banner: Estranged Child Meet
Blob 1: I stole my parents’ retirement money
Blob 2: I got too old to be cute anymore
Panel Two
Blob 1: Damn, man. That’s fucked up.
Blob 2: *dies*
Blob 3: Chips?
It shouldn’t be surprising that writers have some of the best strike signs in existence
The downside to naming your pet something pathetic is the fact that, when something serious happens to it, you are faced with the harsh reality that it is a living, breathing being. So, when your dog, Diarrhea Machine, tragically dies due to 47 consecutive rattlesnake bites, do not expect me to feel great levels of sorrow.
raven redesign
The taxi driver thinks I’m just a common passenger when in reality I got like 38 likes on my Tumblr post from people I don’t even know.
Bitch, please. Drive me with respect.
This collab was not on my 2023 bingo card
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› "i was just trying to fix the vent! how did that trigger the emergency foam?!"
yes, it's that one scene from mouthwashing. this is something different from what i'm used to do but i think it came out decent. yay!