To This Day Possibly One Of My Best Ideas. Someone Get Me A Pitch Meeting With The Hallmark Channel

Honestly bizarre that tomatoes get all the flack for “not being a vegetable” because they're technically a fruit when:

A) There are a ton of fruits that get categorised as vegetables. Like this also applies to pumpkins, squashes and cucumbers.

B) The fucking mushrooms are standing there at the back of the crowd in this witch trial, trying to look inconspicuous because they somehow got into the vegetable club with no fucking controversy despite the fact that they're not even plants.

Traffic report: Glowing hieroglyphs emerging through all road signs. Drivers advised to obey whatever ancient traffic laws they represent.

literally every music genre has at least one album that will absolutely change your life if you give it a shot

It’s that month again folks! Happy February.

If you have been victimized by the cowboy hat head boy in the Tubi ad then you may be entitled to financial compensation

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🌹They/Them. Adult. Bisexual. Queer. Pagan.

🌹Disabled spoonie. DID System (Traumagenic). Maladaptive daydreamer with CPTSD and social anxiety. Please, do not tap the glass! Creature running this blog is easily frightened.

🌹 Nocturnal cryptid who hates the sun. In love with the stars. Is 100% that person who does things according to the moon phase and sleeps with crystals and stuffies in my bed.

🌹 Fueled by caffeine. Filthy fanfic writer and occasional artist. Collector of tea cups, tea pots, and coffee mugs. Lover of strange and unusual things. Semi-professional card reader & astrologer. I like cooking new things and yapping with friends. In my villain era and couldn't give a fuck. Insomniac. Most likely to get the grippy sock treatment from my therapist one day.

🌹 Sometimes I play games. Currently into Minecraft but I play other cozy games like Animal Crossing, Web Fishing, Pokémon, and a lot of dating sims.

🌹 Would do a barrel roll into a faery circle if it meant escaping capitalism.

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🌹 A catalogue of my mental breakdowns probably. You've been warned. I'm serious.

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#syn is talking to herself

Just me yapping about things. Could be long rants or short thoughts.

idk thinking about how sometimes you have to show up for people you aren't that close to, because sometimes you're just the person who's there. sometimes you invite a new friend to a party and end up having to sit with them through a panic attack. sometimes you run into an acquaintance on their worst day and they need to talk about what happened. sometimes someone is crying in a stairwell and you're the only one around to ask if they're okay. and none of this is "trauma dumping" or whatever the fuck it's just being there for people because you're the one in the room with them.