Mom Is Such An Exhibitionist. Sometimes I Think She Wants People To Catch Us.

Hey sweety, wanna take mommy’s new body out for a test ride? Don’t worry, daddy may have paid for the upgrades, but you’re the only man that gets to ride me.

Find a hot fuck buddy tonight: http://bit.ly/1SkCfNM

Rape Escape

Easy and very effective

Requires nothing but your body

Includes attack

Years later she’s still going to be shouting his name, only this time it’ll be in pleasure as he pounds her pussy balls deep.

Haha! Little Mason knows just what he’s doing to his big sis…

My sister and I have a mutually beneficial agreement. I take her and her friends to the beach to work on their tans, and I get unlimited access to their hot, young bodies anytime, anywhere and I can creampie them as much as I want.

Seatlle Seahawks Cheerleaders Group Shot

Original image via Seahawks.com

For everyone’s information:

The plan for the 17th, when the adult content ban comes in, is to protest.

To do that, we are making as much noise either side of the 17th as possible, and using the site as normal.

On the 17th, dead silence.

People are saying log off but what they really mean is don’t open the site or the app.

But, on the 17th make as much noise as possible on every other platform. Tweet about it and post on facebook and instagram and everywhere else.

What this does is causes a massive dip in ad revenue for one single day. That does not make staff think ‘oh everyone’s gone let’s shut down.’ What it actually makes them think is ‘oh shit people aren’t happy and if people don’t keep using our site we’re out of money and out of jobs.’

A boycott reminds a company that the users (consumers) have the power to make their site (business) worthless with one single coordinated decision.

If you want to join in, here’s what to do:

Do:

Close all open instances of the app and site on all your devices before the 17th

Make posts before and after the 17th on tumblr and other platforms, talking about why this ban is bad

Make posts on other sites during the 17th. Flood the official tumblr staff twitter and facebook with your anger and your opinion

Come back on the 18th and check in

Don’t:

Delete the app from your phone (this doesn’t affect their revenue and since it’s off the store at the moment it’ll be hard to get back)

Delete your account. I mean you can if you want to, but if you keep your account and don’t use it you’re saying to staff that there’s still time to save it. If you delete it’s hard work to come back.

Open the app or website (including specific blogs)

Make any posts (turn down/off your queue and make sure nothing is scheduled)

Go quiet elsewhere. Make it clear that this is just about tumblr, not a mass move away from all social media.

Remember: the execs don’t care about anything but money. Shutting down the site means there’s $0 further income from it. That’s their last possible course of action. If we make it clear we’re not happy, they’ll have to do something or we can do more and more until it becomes too expensive.

Protests take commitment. They’re a defiant action against a business that is doing something wrong. They will try to scare you into not participating, because they’re scared. We hold all the power here, sometimes the execs just need to be reminded of that.

CYOA: The Spellbook of Fertilia

It’s been a long day and it’s not even close to being over yet. Class just got out of session and now it’s time to tackle some homework. Your English Lit professor just asked for a 5,000 word paper on any ancient civilization of your choice. Although it sounds cool to you in theory, she expects a lot of research to be included. In other words, you can’t half-ass this assignment like the previous ones. 

Ugh.

Walking into the University library, you take note of the vast and expansive old building that’s filled to the brim with books. Librarians wander these halls, trying to help the students that enter this place locate the knowledge they seek. It doesn’t take you long to spot an available librarian and ask for help in finding the history section. Her finger points you to a barely traveled corner of the library, a section that’s collected a lot of dust. You sigh as you examine the sheer amount of volumes stacked before you. It’s time to get to work. 

Mesopotamia, Mayans, Ancient Egypt and more. The list of civilizations seems endless, but then you spot something in the middle of the stack. An old leather bound book. It’s simply titled: Fertilia. 

Eager to learn more, you crack open Fertilia and turn each page with care. The more you dig, the more engrossed you become. You find that the text is a unique mixture of common english, strange symbols, and another foreign language. A dialect that you can’t quite understand. Although it’s not a traditional history book, the text calls out to you in a weird, non-verbal way. 

Curiosity nips at your mind. Pushing you forward. 

After an hour of thorough examination you finally reach its middle. Lights start to flicker strangely around you and the words from a specific page start to glow. Three different incantations appear highlighted by a magic that you don’t quite understand. Part of you wants to utter one of the incantations and see what happens. Yet, your rational mind knows nothing good can come from it. 

What do you do?

Utter: “Kruso Tila Rosado Geggal”

Utter: “Varm Infernia Pepo”

Utter: “Sexig Kartun Honua”

Close the book and hide it…

Jessika’s Curse is an adult roguelike game which recently started development. The game will feature deep turn-based combat, erotic Battle-Lust animations and good dose of geeky humor. The game is currently on Patreon and looking for early support to keep it going.

The core of Jessika’s Curse will be turn-based combat that marries classic Jrpg concepts with elements from recent roguelike games such as Darkest Dungeon. The characters in the game will all be animated by hand in Spine: 2D, including the many Battle-Lust animations that occur when the party succumbs to lust and corruption. Combat will require a good dose preparation and smart configuration, but we also designed it to allow personal preference and unique play styles to thrive. Each character in your party can equip a limited amount of skills from her pool, and it’s up to you to figure out what combinations get the job done.

The world of Jessika’s Curse is a sexy and seductive place, and many attacks don’t assault your party’s health but target their lust instead. If a girl’s lust becomes too high there is a good chance your commands will be ignored in favour of less constructive things (those boobs aren’t going to squeeze themselves…). The times when this happens it will be done via lavish hand-crafted animations. When lust gets to maximum levels enemies will use a special lust cinematic to knock the girl out in fitting H-game style.

Core features of Jessika’s Curse: Challenging gameplay We’re inspired by games that offer a real gameplay challenge. Success in Jessika’s Curse will require a good dose of pre-combat preparation, as each character in your party can only equip a limited amount of skills from her pool. Battle-Lust The attacks from the game’s monsters often don’t assault your party’s health, but target their lust instead. When lust gets too high the party members will succumb to their desires and start doing naughty things, and may even be knocked out by monsters (which leads to animated lust cinematics). A world ruled by dark Deities The world of Jessika’s Curse is shaped by twisted Deities. Our inspiration for this comes from things like Warhammer’s Gods of Chaos, which means the game world will be filled with unnatural hentai-esque madness.

Some other features: - Hand-painted characters animated in Spine: 2D - A ton of explicit animations per party member - Beautiful side-scrolling backgrounds in the style of Dragon’s Crown - A town that grows in size and epicness - Select voice acting if we reach the right level of support Like the concept of Jessika’s Curse and want to help out? Awesome! This post was made to be shared on Tumblr, so the easiest way to help us out is by simply doing that! Patreon - https://buff.ly/2IwGRUJ Playable prototype - https://buff.ly/2IrPzDR