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I Never Cried So Much In All My Life

This song eas about a woman going to the cinema and having a good cry.

Well I know a film that has that effect. Apologies for the liberties taken with the plot. Disclaimer. I don't own the or7ginal song. Warnings: Unprotected sex

OH Iwent to see a film last night, it really made me weep.

Oh I never cried so much in all my life.

I blubbered in the ladies room, I bkubbered in my sleep.

Oh I nevrr cried so much on all my life!

I whimpered on the journey home which added to my shame.

And the storyline was all about how love'a hurting game.

Well the title of this masterpiece was Call Me By Your Name.

Oh I never cried so much in all my life!

This lad called Elio fell in love with this big handsome guy,

Oh I never cried so much in all my life.

And he hated this guy's guts at first but loved him by abn by,

Oh he never cried so much in all his life!

They made love in the countryside, they made love on the beach.

And Elio got so upset with Ollie out of reach

That he crept up to his bedroom and did bad things to a peach.

Oh he never tried so much in all his life.

At last the summer ended and the couple had to part,

When Ollie went back on the train he left with Elio's heart.

So he went round writing soppy poems, the tragic little part.

Oh I never cried so much in all my life.

When he got the call from Oliver, he wasn't that amused.

Oh I never cried so much in all my life.

He felt broken and betrayed, he felt his feelings were abused.

Oh I never cried so much in all my life.

He felt Ollie had betrayed him and he felt such grief and doubt

And in a desperate attempt to learn what love's about

He had unprotected sex and got Mafalda up the spout!

Oh she never cheered so much in all her life!

Apologies if this isn't acceptable. Or if there's a breach of copyright.

London 01.14.2025

cr. pic @chalamet-chalamet

this scene changed lives

Timmy as Marty Reisman (Marty Supreme) gives off serious Elio in Billowy vibes and I’m here for it!

A quick ink sketch. Reblog please 🥰❤️

Tiny Timo

Timothee Chalamet - the 34th Annual Gotham Awards, December 2, 2024, New York, New York