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Pattern To Knit a Shelby Baker Boy Inspired 'Newsboy' Cap: 👉 https://buff.ly/phCUOoj - this is a pattern I often get asked for, it's a classic!

writing is hard but coming up with a cunty title and catchy summary will slay even god's strongest soldier

Who’s that floof? It’s the sloth bear (Melursus ursinus)! This ursid inhabits tropical forests in Southeast Asia. It uses its fluffy hair for self defense: When the sloth bear goes after termites, a favorite snack, long hair helps prevent ant bites! This species’ fluffy coat is also helpful when females carry cubs on their backs, giving the little ones something to hold onto.

Photo: kalyanvarma, CC BY 4.0, iNaturalist 

Beanie in a sea of tulips 🌷

─── ⋆⋅☼⋅⋆ ─── find me on: bluesky // pinterest

Love the implication that there can never be an asexual pope.

what, are they afraid a euunch pope would be too powerful? too skilled at schemes? cowards

I think it's one of those "a mute's vow of silence" sort of things. As far as catholic canon is concerned, a man can't be horny unless he's got functioning balls, and it doesn't count as practicing celibacy if you're not even horny to begin with. So therefore, a pope must have fully operational cock and balls, so he can consciously choose to not use them for the intended purpose.

idk I'm not catholic.

what, are they afraid a euunch pope would be too powerful? too skilled at schemes? cowards

I think it's one of those "a mute's vow of silence" sort of things. As far as catholic canon is concerned, a man can't be horny unless he's got functioning balls, and it doesn't count as practicing celibacy if you're not even horny to begin with. So therefore, a pope must have fully operational cock and balls, so he can consciously choose to not use them for the intended purpose.

idk I'm not catholic.

not featured: the feeling of rediscovering a hyperfixation after years and feeling the rush of seeing and old friend again and falling straight back in to the same rapport

people who don't experience hyperfixation don't know what it feels like to hyperfixate so much on something that it becomes not only your subject of obsession but also your source of happiness and literally the main reason why you still keep going; literal source of strength and life.

shoutout to my favorite fictional characters, favorite people, favorite ships, favorite movies, favorite tv shows, fanfics and archive of our own

HERE WITH ME // Molly Mendoza

Sumi ink, gouache, gel pen on 7x10” Arches

For solo show at Nucleus House 1/10/25

yes i am treating the characters like my own meat puppets with different personalities, bodies, opinions, and talents than the original. No I will not just make my own story, Are you crazy?

“ships should at least make sense.” no. ships can make sense, sure. but they’re just fictional characters we play with for fun. they’re fantasies, not a fucking thesis paper. so no, they don’t always have to make sense. they just have to make you happy (or horny).

let people enjoy (fictional) things however they want to enjoy.

strand

"strand"

<3

sanji :]

sanji :]

The pink fading in and out like that is what I'm pretty sure you'd see if you were being kidnapped