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ok bud don’t get overexcited
Octonauts human au part:4
Peso
Peso:he is 29 and is a doctor/medic (I looked it up There can be a difference but it depends on the context)He is in a relationship with Kwazii and he is from chile (chilean Antarctica )(I looked it up people live there in small towns)(apparently) (although I’m not the biggest fan of the us dub i do love chilean peso) He has a good relationship with all his siblings and is very protective of his little brother pinto and fells responsible for him as there dad left when pinto was a baby which led there mother to fall into a depression (also a wee bit of postpartum), pesos older siblings we’re both away at university so peso had to help his mum a lot with pinto .Peso loves his extended family but only really gets to see them all at once at weddings and funerals as there is so many of them (The struggle is real i can relate) peso studied medicine outside his home town but still in chile and never really traveled outside of chile at all until he joined the Octonauts when he was 28. He met Kwazii at a bar on a bar crawl with friends from uni to celebrate them passing their exams when he was 27,Kwazii offered him a position on the octopod and a date. peso agreed to go out with him but didn’t agree to join the Octonauts until the following year.Peso is a talented pianist and often used to play in bars and restaurants for some extra money when he was a student and still plays for the Octonauts entertainment occasionally.Peso doesn’t talk to his dad that often because he saw firsthand the effect him leaving did to him and the rest of his family and he still doesn’t fully forgive him for it but he has good communication with his mum and the rest of his family.Peso is very close with pretty much everyone on the octopod there a pretty tight net  group.He injoys jigsaw puzzles and often does big jigsaws with Shellington who also loves them he uses he/him pronouns and is gay.
Big thanks to @jibanyans-chocobar who unintentionally helped me a lot with we’re peso is from by their post I really hadn’t a notion before im remarkable shit at geography and i would have definitely fucked it up otherwise
this defo happened
the great penguin race ep my belodv
WTF
 I was trying to write Octonauts  and this came up on my prediction text i have never written octo autism in my life
GUYS
SCREW IT IT'S NOT JUST A THEORY OF MINE ANYMORE CHILEAN PESO (AND HIS FAMILY) IS PRACTICALLY CANON 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️ LET'S GOOOOO
I love how in above and beyond calico jack being an octoagent means kwazii gets to spend a lot more time with him especially since he was missing for so many years.like every couple of episodes he’s of somewhere with calico jack.
ngl when i first started watching above and beyond i HATED paani on a personal level just because there was so much of him in season one and like barely any of the original Octonauts BUT then I watch season 2 and I’m on season 3 now and I’m starting to understand his appeal.(sidenote. Why is only season 1 and 2 on Netflix and then season three and four is on BBC . Like stop, splitting shows over different streaming platforms)
i realise I’ve only just posting at like 2-4am recently, I promise I do sleep, just not this week 
no fucking way. this is my new head cannon
help i just saw someone say glee was diana reid’s schizophrenic hallucination 😭
More Octonauts head cannons
(also almost everything in all my head canons are in my human au i only clarified that for one thing in the last one even tho all of them were bare 2 i know no one cares just putting it out there)
both kwazii and barnacles are scared shitless of elevators.barnacles cuz of his claustrophobia and kwazii cuz he got trapped in one as a child
shellington is scared of flying
peso LOVES grapes
peso and dashi love musicals
inkling owns several scrapbooks
tracker had a SEVERE lisp when he was younger
tweak participates (and wins) robo fights
kwazii has a secret stash of cat nip

LOOK i know that theyre TECHNICALLY fraternal twins but i think its a cover up
they genuinely look so similar i think that theyre actually identical twins and you know what that means >:]
one of them HAS to be trans and personally i think itd be tuffnut
I FUCKING LOVE THIS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN MATTHEW? YOU CANT JUST SAY THESE THINGS, MY LITTLE AUTISTIC BRAIN CANT HANDLE IT. IM GOING TO LOSE MY MIND
Anyways Spencer doesn’t cleanly fit into any singular role of Mystery Inc. the best way to describe him would be some amalgamation between Shaggy and Velma.
I am in the midst of my yearly Criminal Minds hyperfixation and Scooby Doo has been my favorite thing since I was a baby so all the neurons are firing
HTTYD Memes
wait a fucking minute-
THIS
is literally =
THIS
kill me if im wrong
i am begging you all to stop treating this site like instagram if you dont want it to be content free by next year
Octonauts head canon
Peso just pretends to believe and be scared of Kwaziis stories cuz come on you’re not that stupid.but sometimes when it starts to look freakishly like Kwaziis stories he does actually start to get scared cuz he knows there’s no such thing but the stories are playing in the back of his head
Shellington sleepwalks and talks
Professor inkling sometimes juggles the vegimals (they ask/want him too)
Kwazii is really really good at card games everyone thinks he’s cheating but he’s not he’s just really good at cards
every time someone says that there going to the bathroom regardless of gender Tweak screams “GO PISS GIRL GO PISS‼️”
Dashi falls asleep to true crime podcasts
Barnacles attends Zoomba (Zumba?)classes
Calico jack taught Kwazii how to ride a bike by just pushing him down hills till he got it cuz that’s how he was taught (it took kwazii 3 weeks to learn how)
Calico jack used to take kwazii to school on a motorcycle (in my human au too)
Octonauts human au part:3
Tunip
Tunip: he is 10.when he was younger his dad would usually work for home but when he had to go in he would be left with his bio mum if she was available but it would be very rare that she could take him because of her job so he would most often be left with his grandparents or his aunt pearl.When tunip started to get older his dad started bringing him into work usually for weeks at a time due to the location(ya know the sea).Because of Tunips unusual circumstances he was allowed to take classes online and be parshaly homeschooled by professor inkling during the weeks his dad had to be on the octopod.Tunip loves being on the octopod but because he is almost never in school Tunip started to become quite isolated which is very difficult for him as he is naturally very sociable (he gets it from dashi and his bio mum) so when he’s not on the octopod his parents schedule as many play dates with his school friends(the other vegimals)(-tomonnow because he hasn’t met them yet) as they can.Tunip is very proud that 2 of his parents are octonauts he often comes home with stories from their adventures that he tells his friends his friends love these stories and now there favourite game to play is the octonauts.Tunip and his bio mum have a fairly good relationship they aren’t as close as they would like to be because tunips bio mum has to travel around a lot for work but when she is home she spends as much time with Tunip as possible.She often takes him out for fancy lunches and dinners and always brings him back something from the place she had to travel to.Tunip loves his dad and loves dashi and is used to calling her mum cuz she’s been around since he was a toddler.Dashi is the one who taught him how to cook.He is on good terms with all the octonauts especially dashi and shellington (cuz they’re his parents) and professor inking (as he spends the most time with him besides his parents)Tunip is very friendly,brave and a natural leader he loves cooking,baking and ping pong.
please ignore any and all spelling mistakes and poor punctuation .don’t a few of the others are extremely traumatised.
Some dashi doodles cuz i was bored.notice how she looks different in each one and NONE of them looks like my original human drawing of her.
Tracker as a human. look i’m not going to lie i was originally trying to draw shellington but it started to look like nothing i imagined so halfway through i started to draw tracker instead cuz he kinda looked like a teenager and i head cannon tracker to be like 19 in above and beyond (which i’m actually still not finished watching cuz i REFUSED to watch it for ages when i found out it existed)
I was just thinking about how the octopod has like zero privacy.You can see into everyone’s rooms from outside or just by standing almost anywhere in the octopod.The only one who has like semi privacy is Tweak and even then all you have to do is go down to the launch bay.
Like just look at this what pervert designed this it’s awful.
shellington as a mlp (I’ll do him as a human soon I’m just lazy) for some reason tumblr fucked with the colours
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 Palestinian people are in desperate need of aid and donations.I realise people have become weary of donating to go found mes as they are afraid of getting scammed which is unfortunately a real risk.If you are one of these people that have decided to take advantage of the slaughter of thousands of innocent men,women and children by setting up fake accounts and pretending to be a palestinian person in need of aid and assistance in helping them and or their family escape into Egypt PLEASE STOP Palestinian genocide is not something that you should be trying to profit from.Palestinians are really people in need of as much help as they can possibly get.If you set up fake go found mes you are taking away aid from real Palestinians who are more often than not children.By setting up fake account and go found mes you are aiding in the torture,humiliation and murder of countless innocent people.So if you are one of these people please take down your accounts and go fund mes and donate any money you have made off of these scams to real Palestinians.It is not to late to regain some of your humanity.
Please not that i have dyslexia and that any spelling mistakes or poor punctuation was not intentional and note that it does not take away from the importance of this message .
I know this is probably weird now, but as a kid, when I was watching rtte, I seriously thought that Hiccup, Heather and Dagur should have been siblings. ... I may still stand by this thought. Because, in the episode where Hiccup finds out that Heather is Dagur's sister, its really set up that Hiccup and Heather were siblings, when its said that Dagur is Heather's brother so little me was like 'omg are they all family!' and I already had a large story line planned for them but no. It was not the case and I'm kinda sad its not :(