“I’m Old Enough To Be Your Dad”

Meeting and Dating Berko

(Not my gif)(Requested by anonymous)

- You met Berko when you went to an alternative club with your friend. You were there for a while before your friend went to get a drink and you were left dancing to the band. 

- After some time, you realized that your friend; who’d promised they’d be right back, had been gone for longer than a few minutes which was strange considering the bar wasn’t even all that busy. When you went to check it out, you found that your friend wasn’t at the bar and so, you began your search. 

- Fast forward thirty minutes and you’re in a bad mood. Your friend keeps weaving in and out of view, somehow evading you every time you spot her and you’re just about ready to tear your hair out. That’s when you crash into someone …hard. 

- It may be a sort of bitchy thing to do, but you merely say a “shit sorry” before you spot your friend behind the stranger and fly past them without another word or glance. 

- But Berko isn’t deterred, especially since he can tell that you’re having some kind of problem. So, when he sees you again, leaning against a more quiet wall of the room and looking miserable, he approaches and asks if you’re alright. 

- He’d apparently caught you in a weak moment since you’d relented, sighing and kicking the ground before telling him that you can’t find your friend. He offers to help you and you look at him in reserved surprise before asking “really”. He chuckles and assures you before he grabs your hand, crouches down, and tells you to get on his shoulders. 

- You laugh incredulously, telling him that you’re not gonna get on his shoulders before he reminds you that you’ll be able to see above the entire crowd. You think about it, ask if he’s sure and when you get your reassurance, you do your best to shimmy your thighs around his head. 

- Soon enough, you’re able to find your friend and you climb off his shoulders to grab her. As you’re beginning to pull her up from her seat and drag her out of the club, he asks if he can have your number and you give him a smile, writing it down on his arm before you leave. 

- For your first date, the two of you sort of just spend the night wandering around town, hopping from place to place. You go to thrift stores, music shops, a dingy little Chinese food place. It wasn’t really an eventful night but it was a fun one, though you supposed that he was what made it fun. 

- The two of you share your first kiss a few days later. You were hanging out on the street sorta late at night just dicking around and talking. You’d stopped at a street light for a little bit, one he’d grabbed hold of and started swinging towards and away from you on.

- After some swinging, he’d leaned forward just a bit closer and stopped himself right when you were nose to nose. The two of you locked eyes for a long moment before he tilted his head and seized your lips in his own.

- The two of you broke apart slowly and looked at each other in silence for a minute before he took a step forward, cupped your face in his hands and kissed you with more fervor. Soon enough, you were backed against a fence, his lips moving against your own and your hands fisted in his vest.

- You kiss a lot after that and every time, he gets a little …sugar high.

- There isn’t a ton of Pda in your relationship, he prefers to keep it somewhat behind closed doors or when there’s not a lot of people paying attention. 

- He likes to keep his hands on you a lot, even if he isn’t particularly fond of Pda. He’ll usually hold your shoulders as he stands behind you or grip your thigh as you’re sitting next to each other.

- He leans against you a lot. If you’re standing in front of or beside him, expect him to have; at least, some part of his body resting on you. 

- Hugs from behind.

- Deep kisses. 

- Sloppy kisses.

- Making out.  

- He likes to sit/lay between your legs; its his favorite way to cuddle. 

- He typically just uses a shorter version of your name when he’s talking to you but occasionally he’ll call you sweetheart and pet names like that. 

- Sometimes he’ll call you his little groupie after you come to one of his shows, ruffling your hair and pulling you into a kiss. Occasionally, he’ll make some joke about you wanting to “make it with someone in the band” while bringing you onto his lap with a smile.

- He sorta likes when you’re all sarcastic and mean to him. He digs aggressive girls who aren’t afraid to act tough.

- Affectionate name calling and bullying.

- Buying him an actual shirt; in more of a teasing manner more than anything.

- If your look isn’t on the punk side already, he’s the boyfriend that gets turned on when you try it out. He’d think you looked cute if you tried the other side of the spectrum as well.

- Random debates/discussions.

- Wearing each other’s jewelry.

- Visits at work. 

- Loving looks. 

- Cheap dates. Your both sorta broke. 

- Tv dates. 

- Concerts.

- Bonfires.

- Going to junkyards and smashing stuff.

- Sneaking out to see him since your parents probably don’t approve of him.

- Getting songs written about you. 

- Going to his bands performances. 

- Letting him try to teach you guitar. 

- The two of you are really comfortable with each other, like you could use the bathroom while he’s in there brushing his teeth and it wouldn’t even phase him; and vice versa. 

- Hair mutilation in his tiny apartment bathroom.

- Crashing at his place every once in a while. He won’t tell you but he secretly likes waking up and finding you in bed next to him or seeing you stumble into the kitchen for coffee.

- Matching tattoos 

- He’s not the greatest boyfriend. He forgets about things and is focused on himself a lot of the time. Sometimes he’ll hurt you; emotionally, without even meaning to …so there’s your warning. 

- He does his best to comfort you, even when you try to push him away. He makes sure you don’t feel alone and that you know he’s going to stick by you, no matter how “messed up you are”. 

- He’s always trying to break you out of your comfort zone, especially if he knows that that’s what you really want deep inside you. 

- He’s not an extremely jealous person but certain things irk him. If he knows a guy is interested in you or tried something with you, he’ll successfully play it cool and make them nervous with how calm he’s behaving. 

“Right. Yeah man, sure.”

- Berko isn’t afraid to insult people straight to their face so if he notices someone giving you a hard time, he’ll speak up and scare them off for you. 

- The two of you have more than a few fights but you can usually resolve them pretty easily since they’re never really about anything serious. They’re usually his fault; since he’s the one who usually messes up, 

- He gives you space if you tell him to, though he’ll try his best to apologize to you and have the two of you make up as soon as possible. He hates when you’re giving him the silent treatment. 

- He has trouble telling you that he loves you, even though he knows that he does. He just cant bring himself to do it so he settles for trying to show you that he does. 

- Being delightfully screwed up with each other. 

Thinking about biting his biceps while he fucks you silly

Just to be caged in between his big strong sweaty arms, while he has his face in the crook of your neck grunting and moaning about the way your sweet lil cunny is sucking him in so deep and making a big wet mess out of the both of you. Not being able to hold back kn your pleasure, just trying to hold onto anything you can reach, that being Daryl's arms. You can't control yourself as you move your lips down slightly to place a soft wet kiss on his shoulder, enjoying the feel of him inside you. In that moment it just feels right to let your lips linger kn his skin and bite down on his biceps, going stupid with the way he fucks you.

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OLD FRIENDS.

Warnings!!: Drinking, smoking, kissing, fem!reader.

Comments: this is baced off the chat in one of their streams when someone said they got their back blown out in fresh love

You and Chris had been friends for ages practically since birth,yeah you know you’ve thought of him as a brother but you know you’ve always had something for him even if you didn’t want to admit it.

After Chris alongside, his brothers Nick and Matt became famous on YouTube you guys parted ways a bit and never really speak anymore. Until you got invited to your really popular friend Lola’s, New Year’s party you couldn’t say no so you agreed to go. The party started at 9 and it was 8 so you got ready you didn’t expect to see any old friends.

So you did your makeup very sultry and put on a skimpy black mini skirt with a black croppped tank top. You had ‘stole’ a sweatshirt from one of your friends it had FRESH LOVE, plastered on the front of it you knew it sounded familiar but shrugged it off. You put on your black mini healed boots and zipped them up before Lola texted.

Lola: you on your way yet?

You: just finished getting ready be there in ten

Lola: Alr see you

You got up and walked out your door heading to Lola’s house which was only like a block away, she had a fairly big White House you knock on the door as she pulls you in looking around you see a bunch of people, guess the party started early…

Lola looked at you before speaking, “you ready to get absolutely hammered!” You weren’t much of a drinker,alcohol always made you do things you always regretted but you figured since you didn’t know anyone “sure fuck it” you replied.

Lola leaded you over to the kitchen where all the drinks were, you took off your FRESH LOVE sweatshirt and tied it around your waist the logo around your ass perfectly. Lola poured you and herself four shot of Hennessy,two for each, “ready?” Lola asked you nod in response. You both threw your shots back. It stung your throat on the way down you weren’t the best drinker but not the worst either.

You both threw back the other one and sighed before looking at each others scrunched faces and laughed. “Okay a few more-“ you say as you slowly feel the slightest effect of the shots you took. You both continue to drink before you had about 7 shots.

After a bit you guys both danced around the party without a care the music flowing through the house. you guys stumbled into the kitchen for some more shots and then danced again before Lola needed to throw up, you helped her into the bathroom and held her hair as she leaned over the toilet bowl throwing up.

Once she finished you helped her up and cleaned off and fixed her makeup. before helping to to the kitchen getting a cup of water for her to drink shs let out a small but appreciative “thank you” before drinking it. we sat down at the table for about 15 minutes, before she got up.

Lola turned to you “thank you I think I’m gonna go out back for bit okay? I’ll find you when I’m back.” You smiled and nodded in response before she disappeared into the crowd. You pull a joint out of your bra lighting it and started smoking it, you definitely preferred smoking over drinking in the long run.

You decided to go to the living room you stumbled up and got a bit lost before slowly finding your way through the crowds of people. As you walked into view into the living room you put out your joint putting it back in your bra.” As you bumped into someone you quickly mumbled a “I’m so sorry-!” Before you looked up seeing a familiar face.

Your eyes widen before you could speak he started “Valarie?” Chris asked. Fuck. You were drunk and now high you were in no shape to talk to your ex best friend “h-hey Chris-“ you manage to get through your drunken lips. “Long time no see” he said looking you up and down checking you out, he had never been subtle you knew that much. “Yeah.” You replied “your wearing my brand you know that right?”.

Your face showed a look of confusion before you looked at the sweatshirt. Fuck. You knew it sounded familiar “yeah it’s my friends-“ Chris cut you off quickly “looks good on you.” He said before taking a swig of his beer. “thanks-“ you mumbled in response you can’t help but feel your face heat up. You haven’t seen him in years and plus he left you when he got famous you knew you shouldn’t feel this way.

You looked up at his sapphire blue eyes through your own drunken ones, he looked back down at you before he got that usual smile he gets when he has a bad idea Somthing you remembered from your childhood. “Sorry I couldn’t hear that, ma.” He said getting a bit closer. “I said thank you.” You replied looking away feeling your face heat up more you could just blame it on the Hennessy but you felt something in between your legs heat up.

He didn’t break eye contact as he grabbed your chin pulling you face to look at him “why you lookin away, hm?” He said, you looked up “sorry-“ he cut you off “no I asked why. not to apologize, oh ma don’t say I got you all flustered after all theres years, OLD FRIEND.”

You couldn’t speak how did he still have this power over you even after all these years. His gaze lingered over your lips longer then necessary, “what if I do something would you stop me huh? Answer me baby speak to me when I’m talking to you.”. You gave up quicker then you’d like to admit the alcohol probably helped as well “n-no I would stop you.”

He pulled you closer mashing your lips together into a slow, messy, passionate kiss he carefully picked you up. You wrap your legs around his waist you could feel the growing need between your legs being this close to him was heavenly. He took you upstairs into one of the empty rooms and locked the door he broke the kiss laying you down on the bed kissing doen your neck and jawline.

Part two of OLDFRIENDS soon!

(First fanfic let me know how to improve please!🙏)

Burn

kinktober #1: aphrodisiac

nsfw, daryl x fem!reader

You loved the forest. It was calming and peaceful. Despite how nice the Greene farm was, there was something about it that made you feel exposed. Here, among the trees, you feel protected.

Sun rays peek through the leaves, guiding you along as you pick up any edible vegetation you can find. As well as any pretty flowers you think Lori or Carol might appreciate. A bright pink mushroom stops you in your tracks.

You scavenged a book recently about all local Georgian flora, eagerly reading it front to back until you had it memorised. Even then, you'd sometimes clarify with Daryl, who knew a thing or two from his life of growing up in the woods. But this mushroom wasn't something you recognised.

You crouch carefully, staring at the thing while you consider your options. Maybe Daryl would know what it is. It was pretty regardless, and even poisonous mushrooms could be touched in most cases, so you add it to your basket without a second thought. After a little more walking, you trudge over to where Daryl's tent sits secluded from the rest.

You weren't technically friends, but you liked visiting him after your time in the forest. The first time you announced you were going out alone to forage, he looked worried, warning you not to “get lost like some dumbass.” You stopped by his tent later that day, mostly to prove you're alive and breathing. He curiously peered into your basket, and then sharing your finds with him became a regular occurrence then. He appreciated the visits, despite acting indifferent, finding you the most agreeable person by far in their little group. So he didn't mind so much.

You break out from the trees as you feel your body heating up. It was a little odd, but you chalk it up to the Georgian heat. By the time you reach Daryl's tent, however, you're stumbling and panting as your body burns.

“Daryl-” You choke out, voice layered with panic. His tent flap flies open after some rustling, and he rushes over to your side, frowning.

“You okay?” His accent thickens with his concern as he helps guide you inside, sitting you down on the cot. All you can do is grunt, desperately ripping off your light shawl. Why is it so hot? Daryl lifts your chin gently, trying to get you to focus enough to tell him what's wrong. It takes everything in you to not whine.

You shake your head, starting to explain that you don't know. He runs his gaze over you, pulling at your limbs to check for a walker bite. Nothing. His gaze shifts to your basket, desperate for any answer. He freezes as he spots the pink mushroom, swearing under his breath.

Daryl fidgets for a second, biting his thumb nervously before disappearing with your basket in hand to dispose of it. It feels like hours he's gone and by the time he comes back, you're practically writhing on his cot. He crouches by your side, running his hand over your hair soothingly. You give him a look. He knows what's wrong, but he doesn't seem keen on telling you. He clears his throat.

“it's an aphrodisiac, that pink mushroom,” you frown as he explains, confusion laced with worry. “Ain't gonna kill ya, just painful if you're not being uh… stimulated.”

…Stimulated?

Oh.

Your body somehow feels hotter, and now all you can think about is how nervous and flushed Daryl looks at your side.

“Help me.” You feel just as shocked you said that out loud as he looks. He doesn't hesitate to shake his head.

“Nah, you're not in your right min-”

You cut him off. “I'm asking before I'm not in the right mind.”

He sighs, chewing on his thumb nervously again as he looks over your flushed body. Clearly considering it. When he finally speaks again, his voice is raspy. “Fine.”

Your clothes are off before you know it, face down in Daryl's pillow as he takes time to stretch you out with his fingers. Surrounded by his scent and touch, you can't decide if it's too much or not enough. “Hurry, please.” You arch your back further into his hold.

“Patience, woman.” He pulls back anyways, unbuckling his belt as swiftly as he can. He handled the mushroom as carefully as he could, so why does he feel like he needs you so desperately?

You sigh into his pillow as he rubs the head of his dick at your entrance before pushing in slowly. Despite how it felt like he took forever preparing you, he feels massive once he's fully inside. “God-”

Daryl doesn't wait to start moving his hips, his hands gripping either side of your waist to pull you back against him. You moan loudly with every thrust, causing Daryl to yank you up so he can press a hand over your mouth. His grunts and pants are directly by your ear now. “Gotta be quiet.”

You can't focus. Whether it's the mushroom or him, you can't tell. He seems to sense it somehow, the underlying burn of the aphrodisiac and how desperate you are to quell it. He holds you up as best he can, snaking his free hand down to rub over your clit in a way that has your eyes rolling back. You cum then, intense and unexpected. He lets your body rest mostly back onto the bed, but he doesn't stop.

He keeps fucking you through it, one hand still over your mouth and the other rubbing circles over your sensitive core until you're cumming again. Only then does he pull away. Pumping himself through his own orgasm, he grabs your ass as he comes onto it.

You collapse onto the bed, exhausted. Despite dealing with the effects of the aphrodisiac, there's still a warmness inside of you. A comforting kind. Daryl plops down on the bed next to you, as far away as the tiny bed allows. His expression is unreadable, but you work up the courage to shift closer anyway. He bites his lip, looking a little nervous again. You can't resist cupping his face.

“Do you regret it?” His tone is laced with melancholy, and there's a rare look of vulnerability in his eyes. Like he's expecting a yes.

“Do you regret helping me?”

“Nah.” You both huff out a tired laugh at the ridiculousness of everything that just happened. At least now you have each other.

I wanted to do it so badly so i did it.

I didnt sleep a second this night lmao

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The Lost Boys Masterlist

Had to make a separate Lost Boys Masterlist cause I couldn't put any more links on my main Masterlist lol.

(Please note that I only write Female!Readers and Female!OCs..(afab))

❤️=Fluff

🌶️=Smut

💧=Angst

The Rut series

David

Dwayne

Marko

Paul

David

(Headcanons)

David used to be a gunslinger 💧

Modern!David song headcanon 💧

Song that makes Modern!David think of his past

(Stories)

Can you do mine too? (XReader)❤️

Dwayne

(Headcanons)

Dwayne with a short S/O ❤️🌶️

(Stories)

When you're unaware (xReader) ❤️

Christmas Surprise (xReader) ❤️

Don't blame me (xReader)💧❤️

Santa brought us snow! (xReaderxLaddie)❤️

Christmas Angel (xVampireReaderxLaddie)❤️

Santa is real! (xVampire!ReaderxLaddie) ❤️

Private time (xReader) ❤️🌶️

Best Christmas Ever! (XReaderXLaddie)❤️

Marko

(Headcanons)

Marko is Italian 🌶️

Calling Marko an Italian Stallion ❤️🌶️

Marko and his mate's son wanted to try drag ❤️

Marko has a sensitive (to touch) stomach ❤️🌶️

(Stories)

Biker Dad (xVampire!Reader) ❤️

Touch me (xReader) ❤️

Trust me (xReader) 🌶️

Ti amo (xReader)❤️

Take me away (xReader)💧❤️

Pop rocks (xReader)❤️

Knight in shining armor (xReader)🌶️

Paul

(Headcanons)

Paul is the group's hair stylist

(Stories)

One chip challenge (xReader) ❤️

All

(Headcanons)

Coming up behind you and sniffing your hair/neck

Earring headcanon #1 (What they look like)

Earring headcanon #2 (Origins)

Earring headcanon #3 (They give you their matching earring)

Order that they were turned, and a bit about their past lives.

"I'm so tired of men and their slutty little waists"

The boys trying to move their mate into their sleeping area

You gain characteristics of whoever sired you.

(Stories)

Incorrect Quotes

#1

#2

bitches be like “he’s my comfort character” and it’s just some dude covered in blood