imagine if all the non-canon/semi-canon aspects of dream smp were just happening in an alternate timeline. the dreamon hunters are currently busy teaming up with the badlands to fight off the egg. fundy and dream are going to couple's counseling after their wedding was interrupted. mr. beast is there and hosts regular treasure hunts for fun. schlatt is scamming people with the cuck shed. wilbur is still president. quackity and tommy are happily running a drug cartel. life is good.
a birthday with markiplier
agatha as the wicked witch of the west is sooooo interesting especially now with the wicked movie coming out so soon.... like the whole premise of that character is her being unjustly vilified for being different and naturally powerful in ways even she doesn't fully understand and also being a huge lesbo
how I look at my parents when they refer to me as their "daughter"
I’ll see you at the end ✨
A currency that isn’t gold-standard/having gold be as valuable as tin
A currency that runs entirely on a perishable resource, like cocoa beans
A clock that isn’t 24-hours
More or less than four seasons/seasons other than the ones we know
Fantastical weather patterns like irregular cloud formations, iridescent rain
Multiple moons/no moon
Planetary rings
A northern lights effect, but near the equator
Roads that aren’t brown or grey/black, like San Juan’s blue bricks
Jewelry beyond precious gems and metals
Marriage signifiers other than wedding bands
The husband taking the wife's name / newlyweds inventing a new surname upon marriage
No concept of virginity or bastardry
More than 2 genders/no concept of gender
Monotheism, but not creationism
Gods that don’t look like people
Domesticated pets that aren’t re-skinned dogs and cats
Some normalized supernatural element that has nothing to do with the plot
Magical communication that isn’t Fantasy Zoom
“Books” that aren’t bound or scrolls
A nonverbal means of communicating, like sign language
A race of people who are obligate carnivores/ vegetarians/ vegans/ pescatarians (not religious, biological imperative)
I’ve done about half of these myself in one WIP or another and a little detail here or there goes a long way in reminding the audience that this isn’t Kansas anymore.
Bruh I got ToA Tyrant's Tomb yesterday because the store had stocked it the day before.
I was reading it, and all these memories were flooding back from the past books. It was all happy and stuff, as a book from Uncle Rick would occasionally be, right?
I was sitting on be bed sobbing with tears streaming down my face. That was at page thirty-fucking-five. I'm also pissed because some rogue tears that I didn't know about landed right on the book, but it's okay.
I can't wait to see what the rest of the book has in store. Yaaayyyyyyy.
Wish my emotionally unstable self luck.
Joan:
Thomas:
In conclusion;
I love this fandom.