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Since you're the best skibidi rizzler how would u pizza up all the rq characters?

welp here goes:

Maven: "Is it hot in here, or just you" - followed by me serenading him with a one woman hamilton production (cus he likes the theatre ya see)

Mare: "Are you lightning? Cuz I wanna make you McQueen" - and then I would choose literally anything over her (i sensed a recurring theme in the books and it seemed to end well for all parties 🥰)

Cal: "Are you a campfire? cuz I want s'more" - and then i'd pull out marshmellows and we'd make s'mores

Kilorn: "Are you a fisherman? Cuz i'm hooked" - before becoming a fish and doing the macarana (in my head he isn't exactly straight so idk what to do for him)

Iris Cygnet: "Am I drowning or just looking into your eyes?" - and then she'd probably actually drown me but like in a cool fun way

Evangeline: I am not getting in the way of my fave girl kissers, but if i did - "Are you a steel drum? Because the rhythm of your heartbeat is music to my ears"

Im actually well proud of some of these, I guess thats why they call me the best skibidi rizzler

Cant wait for this, I haven’t posted in a hot minute but maybe I need to up my game

Official 2025 Red Queen fandom "GRAMMYS" AWARDS

I have had this idea for a while and decided to put it into action and see if other fans are interested. Posters on tumblr for the RQ series fandom will be given awards for different things. These people dedicate much work to feed the fandom and I wanted to find a way to appreciate them. I have in mind art categories, humor, ships, and others. I will be open to suggestions, too! If I tag you that means I know you for posting Red Queen things, I don't usually post anything on my account so if you can, reblog and get the word out to other fans and people who follow you. It would help a lot! You don't have to but it would mean a lot and show support. For everyone who sees this I would love your help and votes if we decide to get this started. Nice to meet you everyone and thanks for reading my first post

I'll actually write these this time I swear

hear me out, a series of oneshots/drabbles inspired by She Wants Revenge songs

theres just something about them that reminds me of mareven so friggin much like "Nothing to Lose" just screams modern au

and "my love" uggghh

i swear just lemme survive these exams and i might just have the motivation

yes. yes he would.

would modern Au maven be a Radiohead listener this is the real question

I've never listened to radiohead so I don't know

Literal no one:

Like actual no one at all:

The background music in THAT glass sword scene:

DARLING HOLD MY HAND🗣️🗣️NOTHING BEATS A JET 2 HOLIDAY 🔥😭🙏🔛🔝🔝🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️AND RIGHT NOW YOU SAVE 50 POUNDS PER PERSON🗣🔊🔊🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️THAT'S 200 POUNDS OFF FOR A FAMILY OF 4

Middle name Surname

THOMAS - THE THERMONUCLEUR - BOMB

Get it? Cuz? Y’know? Cuz maven..? Yeah? You get it.

My Roman Empire is that Thomas never got a surname 😔

Justice for maven victim #1

What? That’s so unrelatable *walks away with a maven bodypillow shaped lump in my throat*

Tbh I will DIE for Maven bodypillow

i think you might be the best skibidi rizzler….idk im not a detective

Wouldn’t you like to know weather boy?

*leans against the wall*

*slides down the wall*

*lies on the floor making whale sounds*

Red queen - a summary:

Red Queen 1:

Glass sword:

Kings cage:

War storm:

Literally any ship that isnt nessian

me when a ship involves Nesta Archeron

Do you think mare and maven were just trying to show there appreciation for the ides of march in the letter opener scene?

Reminder: look closely at the type of clay your buying before your part with your hard earned cash

Jazzy J aka The best skibidi RIZZLER if you ever were in red queen needed to rizz up Maven, what would you say to him?

*Please don't ask why, your name is just pure gold*

I’d probably just say I preferred him to cal, idk my dude is just so starved of *actual* love and affection I think anything could sway him (or not, a little bird DID tell me that he could have a crush on this girl called mae? Mace? Mare?)

I just think if you matched his freak enough then he would be a goner, as you pointed outbI am a bit of a rizzler tho so here are some *specific* lines I’d use:

“You must be a spark cuz you’ve ignited something deep in me 😉😈”

“No wonder your a calore, cuz you are SMOKIN’ “

“Did you come with a fire extinguisher? ‘Cause you just set my heart ablaze. 😜”

And my all time fave that works on everyone:

“What’s shakin bacon” 🥓

Xoxo jazzy j

people who don't experience hyperfixation don't know what it feels like to hyperfixate so much on something that it becomes not only your subject of obsession but also your source of happiness and literally the main reason why you still keep going; literal source of strength and life.

shoutout to my favorite fictional characters, favorite people, favorite ships, favorite movies, favorite tv shows, fanfics and archive of our own

Asking this to multiple people because I'm curious

Tumblr bestie?

Oof, I wouldn’t say I have a bestie, but lots of moots, if you’re asking to be friends? HECK YEAH would love a tumblr bestie

MAVEN AND THOMAS ARE TOGETHER IN THE AFTERLIFE *I scream as they drag me away*

*coughs*

If ughhh anybody wanted to try out status and wanted to lend a girl a hand *coughs*

Sorry that was rlly weird I dunno where that was going

But if your signing up for status could u pretty pls use my code so I get more energy?

Hc7KqW1QSr

TYSM IN ADVANCE ❤️🥰

PEOPLE SEND ME INTERESTING ASKS THEY CAN BE SPICY (like drama not nsfw), QUESTIONS, SILLY, BITS, PHOTOS, MEMES, ROLEPLAYS ANYTHINGGGG PLS IM SO BORED I WILL ACTUALLY DIE

and if u want silly cute adorable robot girl responses ask @ririxbot

The way this would be maven and mare

The defeated and bloodied king was chained to kneel in front of his enemy and he says weakly: "Is my wife still alive?" His enemy nodded. "You fools," he said smirking, and the king starts laughing as the sounds of explosions getting closer shake the room.

No because it is

Maven really said if I can’t be liked I’ll be feared

After much deliberation, and with many thanks to @lucy-the-cat I have come to the realisation that Taste is far better from the perspective of Thomas on mareven, love triangle fic based on this song pending…. (Dw the high school au is coming together nicely, I just accidentally wrote the second chapter first somehow??)

Maven would definitely sing taste by Sabrina Carpenter to mare about cal like,

“Oh, I leave quite an impression. Five feet to be exact”

“I heard you're back together and if that's true. You'll just have to taste me when he's kissin' you If you want forever, I bet you do. Just know you'll taste me too”

Like tell me these aren’t the sassiest most maven coded lines you’ve ever heard

(I tried to add some lines that I thought really screamed maven but then I ended up with the entire song so, yeah just enjoy these)

I wish mare had chosen maven cuz not only did it make more sense but they would’ve served so hard too, like mare could’ve pulled a Catherine the Great and overthrown maven but he could just chill in the castle and they’d still low-key “date”? Court? Get freaky? Either way they would’ve been such a power couple like attahshdbejdb

Is the discord still out there cuz I tried to join and it was invalid/expired

My shala (maven calorie deficit)

canon means nothing when I can shelter my blorbo and keep him alive through the power of archive of our own

Maven : Hey there demons, It's me, ya boi.

Cal : Maven , NO!

I have fallen down the incorrect quote rabbit hole so please enjoy the next few hours/days/weeks/months/hayoureallythoughtthiswouldeverendmwaha

Mare: Remember everyone, violence is never the answer.

Maven : You're right, Mare.. Violence can't be the answer.

Mare: Correct, Maven . Now, on to the next lesso-

Maven : Violence is the question.

Maven : And the answer is yes!

Mare: No, Maven no!

Cal and Maven are just Azula and Zuko reborn

Like, hello? Two fire benders/wielders with daddy issues who want to kill each other and take the throne? Ummm

Cuz your telling me your don’t hear Maven saying “I’m about to celebrate becoming an only child”

I don’t know who’s who, cuz Azula and Maven deffo share similarities - insanity, stealing the throne, feeling not good enough, general evilness but in Maven and Zukos eyes, Azula and Cal are considered prodigies and like the best of the best so….

But zuko and Cal share similarities too, leaving/being forced from your home, going on a quest to reestablish your honour and ending up on the “heroes” side

if i see that mf flesh hat ad ONE MORE TIME