Loneliness has followed me my whole life. Everywhere. In bars, cars, sidewalks, stores. Everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man.
this is the funniest thing ive ever seen in my life
It's my birthday. Let's have an orgy!
>tell my girl i love subs >she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed >god damn i love sandwiches
fucking remembered.