Latest Posts by the-duct-tape-wizard - Page 3

How kind of him

Don't let Republicans distract you with gimmicky culture war bills. Republican policies are making Americans' lives shorter and worse in every conceivable way.

Please call this recession the Trump Slump.

We need to put Trump's name on this.

2015 - Here are some gifs of Donald Trump being attacked by a bald eagle named Uncle Sam, literally the least patriotic thing that can happen to an American. [video]

Noooooooooooooo. Don’t detonate the baby :,(

Everyone deserves to see this cutie

If you think about it the Mafia should start a front business doing this. There will be sufficient customers for it to be useful for money laundering and also when an actual mafia boss dies their guys don’t have to watch their language at the funeral because everyone assumes they are just actors for the bit.

Nope. You made your bed, now lie in it. Just be happy I trust you with my problems

Although I do feel like we should normalize a different non question greeting and get “how are you doing” back to actually being a check in.

hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over

Look, I get that there are other languages than English and that Rendezvous came from French(?) first (idk for sure, I didn’t actually check)

However, what utter asshat decided to add the word to English?!

Thriving

You’ve heard of, “Just a little guy”, now you have portable “just a little guy”

i think there’s actually nothing better than being randomly told “I love you” after doing something characteristically stupid. Like what do you mean I’m a lovable person and I just did something silly and you thought “of course you would do that. I love you.”. No better feeling

Such a good boy for helping you start your fire

13 minutes is being generous. It rarely makes it 5