thenallelsemusthavefailed
She/her, absolutely insane about Project Moon, JRWI(my name definitely isn’t a dead giveaway), chnt(and as such Will Wood, obviously), oh and I’m a trans woman so like, fuck off terfs and such and such, you know the drill
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Holy shit it’s so cool to see vtm being connected with stuff like chnt, and that art looks damn incredible! Wanted to ask if there’s a specific reason why you chose clan Tremere though? I’m way too into this system and it wasn’t exactly the first thing that came to mind in my case, so I’m really curious why it’d be the one you chose.
so sorry i havent been posting, i can’t post unless i’m at school BUUUUT I MADE A CHNT AU SO HERES
VAMP HERE AND THERE
au info under the cut!!
so. obviously they’re vampires, but it’s specifically based on vampire: the masquerade! which is a ttrpg similar to dnd buuuut vampire edition
so first!! design notes!
sydney: i gave him a mermaid skirt because they remind me of vampires!! he also has a crown of thorns because jesus parallels yes yes yes
jedidiah: JEDDIE MYDVSGDGGAH okay. so i made his outfit more formal than i usually would, since vampire of course. he gets a bunch of clocks and watches and stuff as always. they all show different times all the time.
elijah: there he is. i feel like i can’t even talk about this design but he gets to be majestic for once. his wizard cloak shifts slightly every moment, it never looks exactly the same. the “our muse” is embroidered on the corner. he also has a halo made of twigs and leaves and his elephant mask is less cartoony and a more dull pink
i’ll post all of their character sheets for vtm in a little, but short lore explanation:
lucille was turned as a clan tremere vampire while sydney and jedidiah were in college. lucille shortly after turned jedidiah, who subsequently went on a frenzy soon after being turned, killing his dad while still not conscious of his action. jedidiah kept the fact that he was a vampire from sydney, and as he slipped into his coma, jedidiah began to study necromancy.
similar to canon, he took sydney out of the hospital and killed him intending to necromance him — but it went terribly wrong, like- nothing was working because of some complications jeddie didn’t consider. so while sydney’s body was almost completely cool, jedidiah turned him. elijah watched it all go down (still human) and considered sydney being brought back to life as a miracle. he was eventually turned (i havent worked out details here yet,, maybe he collected blood from other vampires and turned himself?) and then went on a diablerie (killing higher up vampires for more power) spree, saying all of it was in the name of sydney and the miracle he witnessed, and that he would only use his power to show the world what he was worth
uhhhh YEAH YEAH OKAY there they are!! IF YOU DRAW THEM PLEASEEEEE @ ME AHHDGANS i’m also making tags for when i post about it and if anybody else does you can use them as well!! i don’t expect art but i just wanted to show them off, i plan on making more characters in the au and i’ll post them as i do
(tags are #vhnt and #vamp here and there)
Hello, friends!
I have been doing steady work behind the scenes, and I am ready now! I am proud to announce that…
Season 2 of Camp Here & There is coming June 10th, 2025, at midnight EST!
For those out of the loop: The first time I tried to set a date in 2023, my life was derailed significantly very soon thereafter in a series of mishappenings. It's taken me some time to get back on the horse, but I am back now, stronger, and here for good. Watch out, I am coming a'galloping!
I am very excited for this junction and for the return of these beloved characters. I believe that the writing for this season is some of my best work, and I am so wicked excited to produce that I can barely hold my joy.
See you all in June!
Hello, friends!
I have been doing steady work behind the scenes, and I am ready now! I am proud to announce that…
Season 2 of Camp Here & There is coming June 10th, 2025, at midnight EST!
For those out of the loop: The first time I tried to set a date in 2023, my life was derailed significantly very soon thereafter in a series of mishappenings. It's taken me some time to get back on the horse, but I am back now, stronger, and here for good. Watch out, I am coming a'galloping!
I am very excited for this junction and for the return of these beloved characters. I believe that the writing for this season is some of my best work, and I am so wicked excited to produce that I can barely hold my joy.
See you all in June!
Hello, friends!
I have been doing steady work behind the scenes, and I am ready now! I am proud to announce that…
Season 2 of Camp Here & There is coming June 10th, 2025, at midnight EST!
For those out of the loop: The first time I tried to set a date in 2023, my life was derailed significantly very soon thereafter in a series of mishappenings. It's taken me some time to get back on the horse, but I am back now, stronger, and here for good. Watch out, I am coming a'galloping!
I am very excited for this junction and for the return of these beloved characters. I believe that the writing for this season is some of my best work, and I am so wicked excited to produce that I can barely hold my joy.
See you all in June!
i love being a girl
reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead
I am not a straight people.
Reblog if you are also not a straight people.
jay jay!
reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies
GUYS. DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN WRITE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE FICS ON AO3
LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED
sometimes a trans headcanon is 5 pages of careful textual analysis and reasoning and sometimes it's "i know this doesn't make sense but it's my favourite character and i get to decide the gender" and sometimes you have both within the same media and that's beautiful.
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it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead
I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook
I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat.
i am transgender
I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say
uk people, sign and share
non uk people, share but don't sign
terfs, get in the bin and stay there
he was a piendish boy
she was a thwrangis girl
i'm trying to prove a point to my mom
reblog if you love killing and eating innocent civilians
Like or rb if trans girls r pretty, and dysphoria is mean to them
as always if you're eligible to sign, sign and share. if you're not eligible, share but don't sign.
yo mr white i think im a bi lesbian bitch
im honestly shocked it took this long for nmkart to get review bombed lmao
like to charge, reblog to cast <3
Reblog daily for health and prosperity
The State department has changed LGBTQ to LGB.
If you claim to care about trans people now is a good time to show genuine ally ship.