This Tumblr account is for random reblogs, theatre stuff, and my All For The Game hyperfixation. (and other silly queer things) Enjoy!
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Sunset on the hill, part 2. Vancouver, BC, Canada. July 2022.
Sunset on the hill, part 1. Vancouver, BC, Canada. July 2022.
You can set you wifi password to ‘24446666668888888’, so that when someone asks you for the password you can tell them it’s ‘12345678’.
Hi I was just wondering how many on tumblr speak more than one language. So would love it if you answer.
Also would love it if you could let me know which languages you speak.
'Tired' by Alan Walker & Gavin James is actually great?? Why is this not as popular as it could be? Like the message is honestly good, the vocals are on point, (gg Gavin James!) and the beat SLAPS! I'm talking about the piano, nice acoustic guitar, and the beat drop going into classic Alan Walker fashion is amazing! More people should be talking about this.
Here's the music video if you want to hear it for yourself!
So, at my workplace, we've had a, um, critter problem for a few months now. It started with Produce just having to put some of the grape tomatoes in the cooler for the night to everyone having to put all the extra bread in giant basins for the night and Produce having to put almost EVERYTHING in the walk-in cooler.
One my coworkers that has been there for a while, (10+ years i think) says that the critters have already won, but we're just delaying the inevitable, and one of my managers for my Produce closing shift has joked about staying all night long with an air rifle.
This is the same manager who had to make some DIY protection for the bread shelves because we don't own them apparently?
Anyways, I will provide updates on the critters, and I hope that this doesn't become a permanent thing.
go do it!
I know it’s too late but please
Just sign it
*Gasp!* A Monty Python reference? In this day and age? Why, it must be the coming of destiny!
*Goes and stares at a pond for an hour to think about life*
It turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is actually a great basis for a system of government.
what.
You’ve accidentally summoned the Devil while cooking dinner, and he’s intrigued by your culinary skills. He challenges you to a high-stakes cook-off, with your soul on the line. If you win, you get a lifetime of unparalleled culinary prowess and the ability to impress anyone with your dishes. But if you lose, your soul is his. As you accept the challenge, you realize you’ll need to prepare the most extraordinary meal of your life.
Oh come on, I'm getting PMs from LGBTQ porn bots? Mark as spam, my friends, and move on.
You can continue on your day.
Found a bot that had reposted some stuff, but following way too many people. so i just blocked them to be on the safe side.
During rehearsal last week, we got our projectionist, and this is their first show, so I was kinda giving them a rundown of how stage crew works, since they're also going to help with set construction.
Well, since our director wants the actors to do *exercises* while stage & tech DOES NOTHING I had a lot of time to explain that we don't usually sit around, just this show is taking longer than usual.
(I am actually genuinely concerned for this show as we haven't even started rehearsals yet and we're a month and a half in. The show is in late May.)
Brooding Poet who is Prone to Conniptions. Nice.
The wait is over: 19th Century Character Trope Generator
I'm "Meddlesome Bachelor with 2,000 pounds a year" yes please sign me up
omg yes i'm going to say 'good bettering' from now on
Fucking monstrous that english doesn't have a word for "gute besserung". Where is your "bon rétablissement", your "god bedring"??! i'm sorry but "get well soon" sounds like a threat i am not saying that to my tumblr mutuals whom i love
i love this idea of tumblr irl just being like a huge market or city filled with people with little jars for hearts and reblog cards. makes me think of buskers and farmer's markets.
yeah i do this all the time for high school hallways lol. just keep my eyes higher, more near the distance and high up.
your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
let's test this out. 1,2,3...
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Okay i'm Fictional the Pretty OK.
...yay im fictional and pretty ok :')
Made by me
Hey, I'm sorry, but your boyfriend? Yeah, he got trapped in a Buzzfeed poll. Sorry for your loss.
Lime green California rolls. What the heck.
My gangsta name sounds like insult.... 😶
Sky Blue boiled egg
LET'S PLAY❤️
@flamingblinglove @birinboom @zeetrip @devilsrose666 @monaukah @demonbanger @mikuyuuss
And anyone who like to join❤️❤️😝
GO FORTH MY FRIENDS. DO IT.
I wish I could blaze a post telling people to test their smoke alarms but I have literally no money so if y’all could help me spread this the old fashioned way
Hello! yes it is! all the queers & genderqueers & questionings & aspecs welcome!
Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.
of course it is? why would it not be?
I'm trying to prove something.
A friend of mine told me about this really weird dream they had recently.
They were sitting at a table, eating soup, and across from them, a raccoon was also eating soup. The raccoon didn't do anything bad, it just finished the soup politely, using a little spoon and all.
A little strange, but not the weirdest/creepiest.
@moonthemagical look it's bees
Okay, entomology brain is annoyed by a Tumblr ad
Specifically, this one. First, Albert Einstein never said that.
Secondly, and more importantly, that is NOT a honey bee, or even a bee at all. That is a bee fly, a very important, very cute pollinator. However! They have parasitoid larvae! This means that they lay their eggs in the larvae of other bugs. Those eggs hatch, and those larvae eat the bug they’re in from the inside out. Sounds horrible, but it’s the way of things and I cannot understate how important these guys are.
The reason I’m annoyed about the picture of choice isn’t even that they didn’t picture a bee (not even in the right order- bees are hymenopterans. Flies are diptera.) What’s really grinding my absolute gears about the choice here? Bee flies parasitize bee larva.
If you’re going to use the wrong picture, at least don’t use the picture of something that actively kills what you’re trying to protect instead of the animal you’re protecting.
Also, honeybees, Apis mellifera, don’t need protection. They’re fine. They’re invasive in North America, even. Humans take care of them just fine. I’m a beekeeper, and I love them, but that’s not where our efforts should be. We should be trying to protect native bees, there are a whole bunch that I bet you’ve never heard of that need help.
Anyway, rant over. Sorry, I just could not let that one go.