Shlimazel In A Nutsehell

The voyeurs

When I was 10, I was feeding seagulls with my cousins and at some point, one of them threw chips in the air. Next thing we knew, seagulls swarmed us in a tornado like pattern.

Such beauty a seagull holds

Frankie, the drink, please, the alcohol save me

I had some head cannons for Abner I thought would be worth sharing

The dudes a glow stick, he always subtly glows. Even without the dots, his eyes and mouth glow brighter than his skin and the color varies.

As a kid he always wanted a bunk bed, so I imagine he would have a bunk bed once he lived on his own. Probably has like a single blanket on it that barely covers him

Abner gets sick pretty easily, cause I think the virus would weaken his immune system. He tries to tough it out but it puts him on his ass most the time. His friends have to almost beg him to take a rest

Probably Listens to mitski, jack stauber, and Radiohead

He’s a total lightweight, despite his stature he can’t hold alcohol at all. He’s not a loud drunk tho, he’s more the quiet type who just gets really emotional. Has probably had the drunk I love you speech more than once

His fashion sense is funky as hell (as shown by the movie) but to add to that, he probably wears some platform boots. As well as big brightly colored jackets

Abner is a terrible driver. He goes super quickly and takes very sharp corners, tho he seems to have some fun when he does drive like that

- Courtesy of Ed Watz -

Buster Keaton and Harold Lloyd  1955

I heard Wyoming is beautiful this time of year

many thoughts not a single one of them helpful

Recent sketches

I don’t know why I haven’t mentioned this yet but I’ve been making a polka dot man costume for Halloween. I’ll post tomorrow when it’s finished:)

My love of cowboys, westerns and Dean Martin can’t compete with my hatred of drawing horses