Salmon Run Performance So Good They Send You A Friend Request

contrarian calling stranger "chat"

I asked the bartender for a coffee with no milk and he said we're out of no milk and gave me a cup full of milk

rb if you, too, would like to look at a bird

Slay the Princess text posts, part 33

[part 32]

It's made with their wool

Probably even smells like them...probably...

....I don't....

I don't think Mystic Seller is who/what he says he is. The general consensus seems to be that he's a neutral party, but

I happened to linger on his dialogue, and when he says his coded phrase in red, if you let him finish making his little noises he ends it with an evil laugh. And then the whispers start playing.

The ones that play when you're one hit away from death. The deep voice urging you to fight, kill, and destroy.

Additionally,

In the Pilgrim interactive comic, if you linger on this page with what appears to be Mystic Seller in the light, the sound effect is the one that plays when you stand close to Turua's Tentacles.

How strange. How suspicious.

You.....

You're just a puppet, aren't you? 👀 An oversized marionette. That's why you don't have a name.

aria i missed u...

the noble cheesesteak was invented in seventeen seventy eight when benjamin franklin ordered his cheeseburger "vagina style"