therealscrungus - Son of a Bitch, Evreything's Real...
Son of a Bitch, Evreything's Real...

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2 months ago

headcanon: the voice of the cold gets hungry a lot, or at least he really values food.

he knows how it feels to go hungry for an eternity. the Narrator also deprived him of taste and smell in the Good Ending. and he did not enjoy that in the slightest.

which means the sensation of being starved alive is all too easy to recall. so he now eats literally anything available when he feels the slightest of hunger pangs.

or, even when he doesn't feel like eating, he sometimes goes ahead and catches a bite anyway.

a bite of anything, really.

cheated's week-old unsealed Doritos, a fat roach carcass lying on the ground, a particularly lickable patch of tree bark. cold does not care about the welfare implications. (paranoid does, though. many an infirmary visit is simply paranoid giving cold a comprehensive list on What To Not Fucking Do.)

this has nothing to do with cold's inclination to overcompensate for even his slightest feelings, via complete denial and ignorance and quick escape through stimulation.

2 months ago

Warframe region chat has to be one of my favorite things because on one hand there's times where people are asking about builds or where to get certain resources but on the other hand it can also have people arguing whether or not LeBron is an IRL Protoframe who could solo Goku and a dude offering N word passes for 50 Plat each.

2 months ago
2 months ago

Slay the Princess text posts, part 33

[part 32]

Slay The Princess Text Posts, Part 33
Slay The Princess Text Posts, Part 33
Slay The Princess Text Posts, Part 33
Slay The Princess Text Posts, Part 33
Slay The Princess Text Posts, Part 33
Slay The Princess Text Posts, Part 33
Slay The Princess Text Posts, Part 33
Slay The Princess Text Posts, Part 33
Slay The Princess Text Posts, Part 33
Slay The Princess Text Posts, Part 33
Slay The Princess Text Posts, Part 33
Slay The Princess Text Posts, Part 33
Slay The Princess Text Posts, Part 33
Slay The Princess Text Posts, Part 33
Slay The Princess Text Posts, Part 33
Slay The Princess Text Posts, Part 33
2 months ago
I Don't Remember Who Gave Me This Idea (I Think It Was @minotaur-asterion) But There Was A Headcanon

I don't remember who gave me this idea (I think it was @minotaur-asterion) but there was a headcanon post about all the voices dancing, and now here I am with a shitpost I put way too much effort into because my animator brain couldn't resist. When you get a song stuck in your head and all the voices who live there have a dance party, and you just gotta deal with it

2 months ago

Hiii I love your AU so much!!! :D Here’s a silly comic

Hiii I Love Your AU So Much!!! :D Here’s A Silly Comic

Also what do you think he’d do in his free time? :3

This made me cackle so hard LMAO definitely he'd do that. Man lost all his rizz at the divorce.

As for his freetime...he'll just...exist...wait for time to pass him by before his next shift unfortunately.

2 months ago

contrarian calling stranger "chat"

2 months ago
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

A gift for @everestgale for a Secret Santa event hosted in an amazing little server I’ve been invited to recently <3 parahero angst lovers RISE!!!!!

2 months ago

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

2 months ago

do care + did ask + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you

2 months ago
Please Reblog For Larger Sample Size :)
Please Reblog For Larger Sample Size :)

Please reblog for larger sample size :)

2 months ago
Little Guys

Little Guys

Been stressed? I know I have. Have a couple of little guys doing a wardrobe swap! ❤️

2 months ago
He Escaped Into The Real World…..

he escaped into the real world…..

2 months ago
While I Struggle With The Remaining Voice Designs, Have A Comic I Made A While Back When I Practiced

while I struggle with the remaining voice designs, have a comic i made a while back when i practiced drawing cold

2 months ago

Cotl au but instead of the bishops' senses taken away, Narinder's sight, voice, hearing, and mind were ruined and the remaining four imprisoned him, leaving him a husk of his former self, still alive but barely

When the lamb sees him, he's severely wounded and would communicate via the crown but his blood lust is so much stronger than og Narinder

3 months ago

Shamura, They of Might

Their voice claim...

Aatrox, the World Ender.

My bestie Airy helped me make this, I love him sm, thank youuuuu

3 months ago
Panel 1, Leshy, Heket, and Kallamar are gathered around a wooden crate. Heket rummages in the crate. Leshy leans agianst it. Kallamar examines a wine bottle.
Leshy says, "TA-DA! A shipment of aged booze, freshly delivered. The Lamb was told it's high quality stuff!"
Panel 9, in the corning it says "the next morning..."

Leshy leans agianst Kallamar, crying, holding his brother's robes. He whines, "KAAAAAAAAALL AMAAAAAR!
I CAN HEAR THE SUN
AND IT HURTS MY HEAD..
MAKE IT STOP,
PLEASE, I'LL LISTEN TO
YOUR WARNING NEXT TIME,
I PROMISE I WILL!"

Kallamar, signing, says, "No, you won't. ...... I'll go get you some water."
Panel 7,Leshy reaches into the crate as Heket holds two bottles in her hands.
Panel 8 Leshy exclaims, holding up a bottle, "Won't effect me then! Bottoms up!"

While Heket downs a bottles saying "... Cheers..."
Panel 2, Kallamar turns an open bottle onto his finger.

Panel 3, he puts the finger in his mouth with a cringe.

Panel 4, He sticks his tongue out and exclaims "BLECH!"

Panel 5, Kallamar said, "Leshy, no one should drink this! 
 I'm Pretty sure this is the type of stuff that makes people go blind."

The Lamb was lied to. Hopefully, they get their money back.

Where Heket ended up:

Narinder leans over the side of the morgue pit. He smirks down into it and says "I promise I'll help you out in a minute, but first you gotta tell me how you ended up down there. I expect exact details."

A speech bubble of Heket's angry face points down to the morgue pit.
3 months ago

Crown talk

Just the crowns talking about their wearers, the goat and the lamb, as well as their relationships

Crown Talk

Although this is already found in my previous post, I decided to give this a separate post because I thought it was funny 😂

Poor red has seen some shit

3 months ago
 Cult Of The Lamb Meme Doodle I Did In 2021.

Cult of the Lamb meme doodle I did in 2021.

3 months ago
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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

What if we break the streak of hsr fanfics and drop a Slay the Princess one for once?

been having this guy in my documents for a while~ so i'm dropping it now it does have spoilers for the game(+ pristine cut) so be warned!

enjoy this angsty 2nd pov mess

3 months ago

Here are some rough sketches I have that seemed decent to show lol. I have not seen a Pirate Au of Cult of the Lamb so far so I made this!

It’s gonna take me a bit to draw and post often again cause I pushed my self too hard with drawing too many things recently. But this is something I would like to continue! :)

Here Are Some Rough Sketches I Have That Seemed Decent To Show Lol. I Have Not Seen A Pirate Au Of Cult
Here Are Some Rough Sketches I Have That Seemed Decent To Show Lol. I Have Not Seen A Pirate Au Of Cult
Here Are Some Rough Sketches I Have That Seemed Decent To Show Lol. I Have Not Seen A Pirate Au Of Cult
3 months ago

Had a funny idea. Heket's a frog, frog eat bug 🤷🏻‍♀️

Had A Funny Idea. Heket's A Frog, Frog Eat Bug 🤷🏻‍♀️
Had A Funny Idea. Heket's A Frog, Frog Eat Bug 🤷🏻‍♀️
Had A Funny Idea. Heket's A Frog, Frog Eat Bug 🤷🏻‍♀️
Had A Funny Idea. Heket's A Frog, Frog Eat Bug 🤷🏻‍♀️
Had A Funny Idea. Heket's A Frog, Frog Eat Bug 🤷🏻‍♀️
Had A Funny Idea. Heket's A Frog, Frog Eat Bug 🤷🏻‍♀️
Had A Funny Idea. Heket's A Frog, Frog Eat Bug 🤷🏻‍♀️

Because Heket can't yell, she has Sozo yell for her

Noryn doesn't mind that though, they think it's kinda sweet

3 months ago

Fervour's Opposite

Red.

The color of blood and fire. Wrath and violence. The color of Fervour. The color of Lamb's Crown.

Until it's not.

Cyan.

Otherwise known as "light blue". Taking up residence in the space between green and 'true' blue; opposite to red. Close cousin to turquoise...

Spirits are purple, Devotion is white, Corruption is black, and ill-intentions are green. Orange is... something. But we've yet to see cyan in action, what would be Fervour's counterpart. Which is odd for something that is the second-most present color on the tarot cards.

And it's clearly a color that's part of the Red Crown's toolkit, yet it's not one that manifests through the Lamb, while red and white do.

So... what is the opposite of Fervour? I suppose, first...

What is Fervour?

Fervour is the physical manifestation of the devotion directed towards rival Gods. It's likely the exact same as normal (white) devotion, Lamb just perceives it differently because it's not for them. And while it can't be used to trigger Divine Inspiration (a deity channeling itself through the vessel), it can be used for magic. Primarily curses, but it's also utilized in the Heavy Attacks and when healing using the Fleece of Fervour's Favor.

The only deity we know of that can use Fervour to trigger Divine Inspiration is the Great Fanatic, via the use of the Zealous Weapons. Which signals something about the deity he so fervently worships... but that's a topic for another time.

Fervour is: -harvested from slain enemies -the zeal of one's foes [Fervour's Harvest] -one's own malicious intent [Strength From Within] -resilience [Strength From Without] -representative of physical life (Bios/Shinzou) -the fire in Kudaai's forge -associated with the moon [Fervour's Host] -associated with the Fowler

Therefore, Fervour's opposite should be: -harvested from allies (slain? living?) -one's ally's apathy/insincerity -one's own benevolent intent -characterized by rigidity, fragility, and/or vulnerability -representative of spiritual life (Psuche/Kokoro) -associated with water -associated with the sun

Fervour's association with Righteousness would also mean that its opposite is associated with Sinfulness. (wink wink, nudge) What is apathetic devotion? Insincere devotion? After thinking it over for ages, I came to a conclusion.

Where there is passion, there is indifference. Where there is desire, there is disinterest. Where there is earnestness, there is indecision.

Fervour's opposite is Ambivalence.

'Of or relating to the coexistence within an individual of positive and negative feelings toward the same person, object, or action, simultaneously drawing that individual in opposite directions.'

Blood vs. Water. The blood of the covenant vs the water of the womb. Fire vs. Ice. The Hearts vs. The Lovers. Hunger vs. Satiation. Damnation vs. Blessings.

What is taken vs. What is given.

An entity that, though kind, inspires mixed feelings. Feelings that likely stem directly from that entity's poor emotional/mental strength in the face of adversity. The physical manifestation of contradiction.

And while there is no weapon set that aligns with Ambivalence, the Curse of the Tundra and the Icegore seem to be where cyan lies.

3 months ago

Do you have voice headcanons for your Leshy and Kallamar?

For Leshy Kaput, and For Kallamar Zösky from cartoon Kaput and Zösky (English dub)

I started watching this cartoon and now I cannot stop.. These two are how I imagine Kallamar and leshy.. Stupid and silly.

Espiecally this part:

3 months ago
therealscrungus - Son of a Bitch, Evreything's Real...

Webber of the Old Faith

3 months ago
therealscrungus - Son of a Bitch, Evreything's Real...

A very important lesson indeed!

3 months ago
therealscrungus - Son of a Bitch, Evreything's Real...
therealscrungus - Son of a Bitch, Evreything's Real...
therealscrungus - Son of a Bitch, Evreything's Real...

Do a crime!

Thank you to @personrebloggingurpost for the amazing idea! 💗

3 months ago
therealscrungus - Son of a Bitch, Evreything's Real...

Webber of War

Having a lot of fun with this idea honestly

3 months ago
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