Stephanie, looking up at Jason on the roof: Oh my God. Is that the Red Hood?
Tim: Dude, he looks terrifying.
Dick: I heard that he took down an entire gang with a plastic spork.
Damian: I wonder if he is the one behind the current crime spree.
[ meanwhile ]
Jason on the roof, drinking tea and reading Macbeth: Where the fuck did that pigeon go?
ive uploaded this video 50 million fucking times
I watched it for the first time a few hours ago and I do not exaggerate when I say that it is a masterpiece.
@apokoshit yea, no
remember that time in the Injustice movie when Batman broke into the actual White House to yell at the President of the United States for kidnapping Clark’s parents?
In which Tim and Jason stumble upon a plot convenient device that transports the user into a different dimension/universe. Except it’s broken and they don’t know how to work it yet so after they accidentally trigger it they’re pretty much just tripping through the multiverse in the hopes that maybe they’ll eventually end up back in their universe
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Jason, after killing his 28th Joker and saving baby Robin Jason for the eleventh time: You know, this isn’t too bad
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In a universe currently experiencing a zombie apocalypse
Tim: Hey look, it’s your people
Jason: You’ll be one too if you don’t shut up
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Jason: *cackling*
Tim, horrified: I can’t believe I just punched Batman.
Jason: *cackles louder*
Tim: He’s so YOUNG right now.
Batman who’s been doing this for like three weeks: Hey! I’m above legal drinking age!
Jason, practically wheezing: Oh my gosh you punched baby batman
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Jason: How many times have we stopped a world ending scenario by getting rid of a big red button?
Tim: Fourteen.
Jason: Some people have no creativity.
Tim: What are you waiting for, a big blue button?
Jason: Well I’m just saying it’d be nice…
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Tim: This is so weird.
Jason: It’s unnatural is what it is.
Tim: This is Gotham! There’s not supposed to be *sunshine* here.
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Jason: So let me get this straight. You are… Ratman?
Bruce, dressed in a large rat costume: Rats are terrible.
Jason: Uh-Huh. So how’s that working out for you so far?
Tim: Just please tell me your secret base isn’t in a sewer or something.
Bruce:
Tim: This is the worst timeline.
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Damian: You mean to tell me that in your universe I have SIBLINGS?!?
Jason: Uh, yeah? There’s like fifty of us on any given day. Are you seriously an only child?
Damian:
Damian: FATHER! You must rectify this immediately!
Tim: Is this a greener grass situation or is he plotting our murders?
Damian: Two more children will not kill you!
Jason: I’m thinking the first.
Damian: I AM NOT THAT BAD!
Tim: Can we record this to show Damian later?
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Tim: Did we do it? Are we back?
*Batman flies into the sky and punches an alien who lands about a mile and a half away*
Jason: Yeah, I’m gonna go with no.
Tim, fiddling with the dimension device: Dangnabit.
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Jason, looking at a nineteen year old Bruce Wayne: Oh, I’m regretting all my life’s decisions up to this point.
Bruce: So does that mean you’ll train me?
Tim: Where’s the computer?
Bruce: The what?
Tim: *now five seconds away from a breakdown*
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Jason: You’ll send this to the Justice League when we get back, right?
Tim, filming Batman using a glorified pogo stick and a slingshot: Obviously.
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*Barbara and Bruce together*
Tim: I will never be able to unsee that.
Jason: I think I may need to gouge my eyes out now.
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Jason: Oh, oh, this is somehow worse.
Tim, watching other Tim and Barbara on a date: Why is the multiverse so weird?
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*sees a dinosaur batman*
Jason: I am suddenly filled with such a morbid curiosity…
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In a no capes universe
Tim: So this is what it’d be like if we all got therapy.
Jason: And yet somehow Damian’s still here.
😕
orv drawns
this is how it goes for each game right-
What a sweet and powerful gesture. It's frustrating when people say "what do you expect them to do? they're entertainers not activists!" look at how simple this gesture of solidarity is and how resonant it is! This is wonderful.
i’ve been left speechless and stressed out every week after watching the anime so here let’s have a Levihan in junior high:)
(based on this post on twitter)
*Evil guy undercover at a Wayne gala and the kids forget they’re in their civilian clothes*
Tim(to Jason): You chloroformed the janitor?!
Dick: We’re in trouble. We have to do something.
Tim: I don’t know what to do. My whole brain is crying.
Jason: Guys, guys, guys. Hey, hey. I have an idea. Okay, it may sound a little weird, but trust me.
*Evil guy starts to wake up and groans*
*Dick, Jason, and Tim pretend to wake up*
Evil guy: What’s happening?
Dick: Oh, we ALL got chloroformed!
Tim: Somebody chloroformed all of us.
Jason: And now we’re regaining consciousness together!
I was doing fine without ya, 'Til I saw your face, now I can't erase ~The Less I Know The Better
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