I have brain rot. they/them. I do not take commisons from blank accounts
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Mentally I am tired
But physically, I must walk, walk in a circle my body says
Hot take: hot glue is just forbidden jello
A drawing of my d&d character Amakrie.
Have I ever mentioned I love cats (yeah I had a warriors phase in middle school what are you gonna do about it?)
Hey yall I ain't dead,
This fact is shocking i know.
I should probably put a trigger warning
me at thee am:r u awake
my friend who never sleeps: yes as a matter of fact im so awake, that i just chugged a 22 ounce red bull and am now wondering what this tea is sis
“Can we use diminished? F*** yeah! We gunna use diminish”
“What our next cord bruh?”
“It’s about saitan!”
“That’s delicate”
“Gunna seduce the first dragon I see!” (Me the resonable dm: k then)
One friend:” are you a furry?”
The other: “well my dnd character is a cat so yes”
Did not show up to school today(I have school activities the let me leave for the day with a teacher of course) me returning for another school activity my frends responses:
Holy cow your not dead!
Where where you?
Can I have a slice?
Why do you have a whole pizza?(this friend did not get a slice, because they questioned the pizza)
And now I sit in the commons with my box of pizza
My friend played a disco remix of numb
Me: wow now I can be disco and depressed!
We laughed, I cried
I don’t wanna live on this planet anymore, take me with you when you leave, not if, when.
My friend: Illuminati is gonna kill us all
Me: the Illuminati is just a diversion, it’s the free masons we have to worry about
My friend:and Disney
Me :there the same thing!!!
My frend :holly crap dude!
Edit:
My friend: hot take, we’re all robots
A thing I drew from a reference off Pinterest I kinda like this one
I quote
I’m gunna eat your toes!
This building would look fimilar if I could se it
If a murdur comes I’ll stay behind so you can run (my response:no)
*haply slaps table* Enchiladas!
Godammit its a flour tortilla!
Sins twice in one sentence(yes she said this)
Anybody who has a tumblr account is going to hell probably and I don’t even believe in god
And then on a walk
We planned each other’s murders
My brothers dropped my toothbrush on the floor again, most likely on purpose