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Ares: Your boy Odysseus hides inside a wooden horse to get the job done! Never handles things up front! Pathetic and weak like his son!

Athena: HOLD YOUR TONGUE NOW! HIS SON'S MY FRIEND! AND TELL YOUR LOVER THAT A BROKEN HEART CAN MEND!

Ares, quivering in his steel boots: Aphrodite, babe, a broken heart can mend. 🥺🥺

Drawing a sketch for every released song from Epic the Musical bcs I am obsessed🤩

Day 1: The Troy Saga

Busy throwing a baby off a wall I imagine

I found this quiz on pintrest!!

I got my boy Eurylochus!

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Neat!! Thanks for the tag, I got Polites ❤️🥞

I found this quiz on pintrest!!

I got my boy Eurylochus!

Tags: @myeyesandheartadjust , @queenofthedisneyverse, @evergreen292, @victimofdavefiloni , @cosmic-amulet , @toocringeforinstagram

Most men on their girlfriends birthday: Update their insta stories and wish her well

Jorge on Tayla’s birthday: Writes her a whole ass song AND compiles all his favourite photos of them together and goes into depth about what he loves about her in each one

Since you guys liked my previous EPIC sketches, have some more random ones~ ; v ; this musical still makes me feel so many things, specially the Thunder saga

I came across this post by accident and got curious, pretty happy with my result, ngl

@the-tech-turn do u wanna play too?

I just found this quiz and it’s, phenomenal

Hey remember when I was yapping about a baby siren in different beast? Well I just watched an animatic that had the same idea! It was heartbreaking :D! Go watch it it's really good: https://youtu.be/SlT0G3Ltzu8

This is why I don't animate the serious songs btw

So true!! Don’t forget his marriage to Aphrodite as well. Of course the real asshole in that situation is Zeus, because he forced her to marry him. That being said, it couldn’t have been easy on Hephaestus. By the time we get to God Games, he’s completely given up on their marriage. Even the other Gods no longer recognise them as a pair, Athena refers to Ares as Aphrodite’s lover in front of everyone. That has to have stung.

Poor Hephaestus. Abandoned by his family, rejected by his wife - it’s no wonder he hides away in his workshop with only his machines to keep him company, valuing trust above all else…

I think it's so clever the way Athena plays into Hephaestus's own issues in convincing him to let Odysseus go, because he first identifies himself with the crew, sacrificed, cast aside, but Athena reframes it to make him identify with Odysseus, who was betrayed by his crew, the people he was supposed to trust, which plays into his emotions surrounding his own toss from mount Olympus. Then she puts Odysseus into a sphere with people who love him, who want to build a future with him, implying that those that are betrayed also still have people in their corner, people who love them; that Hephaestus has people that love him too. It's so fun how much thought is put into each brief interaction in God Games

Ouch

😋🥞

Pamcake

This is me with Epic the musical

You know, I'm no expert at dating advice, and sure, maybe I've never tried to marry anyone before, but maybe, just maybe (and hear me out here), calling the woman you're trying to seduce a TRAMP isn't going to help your chances much.

Odysseus from underworld saga onwards

Here's your reminder to Click for Palestine today! 🕊

If you have time, open the website in different browsers and on different devices as well!

"Your tunes do not bring me joy, Calypso"

Lotus-eaters were like "ugh, these damn tourists again. Send 'em to the cave, lmao"

I was wondering if maybe the sirens can only change to look like people who are around the same age as them (yes I’m still obsessed with the thunder saga, I promise I’ll write about wisdom saga soon)

Now obviously there’s no mythological or canonical reason why they would but it would certainly make things more interesting. Penelope is a middle aged woman so I imagine that Sirenope would have to be the eldest and most capable, most likely the leader as well.

And Odysseus’s daughter would be the youngest. I imagine a baby siren, around ten or so, impersonating this imaginary child. Perhaps this siren is the daughter of Sirenope, who is learning how to hunt from her mother (baby’s first drowning!! They grow up so fast!)

So when viewed through that lens Different Beast becomes even more monstrous because Odysseus is killing a child in front of its mother. He is also, ironically, putting Sirenope through the same pain he has felt ever since Poseidon - he is making her experience the guilt of a leader whose actions directly led to their people getting killed.

I saw a post that suggested Odysseus might have spared Sirenope’s life so she could live with the guilt of what she’s done, and I can’t help but admire the parallels. Odysseus has not only become a monster, he has become a monster that deals out the exact type of pain that he feels.

And he does it again by giving the torches to Eurylochus in Scylla oh my word-

Random, but I REALLY love the fact that the top 2 most iconic musicals in the market right now are:

1- local war veteran cheats on his wife because she was away from home too long

2-local war veteran commits every crime to ever exist in this world EXCEPT cheating on his wife because he was away from home too long

Good to know that Eurylochus has started to haunt the narrative with his buddy polites

Fight, little wolf!

Some messy lighting/effects test rkgk since it’s been a while!🙆

Eggs: sunny side up

Steak: medium rare

Milk: skim milk

Alcohol: none

Warm drink: Hot chocolate

@possibly-a-table-or-just-gay

Nah

If I didn’t know any better, I’d think Jorge was excited. What do you think?

I wear it as a badge of honour

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I also saw this, I nearly died laughing

I would like to highlight this chat response to “Remember Them” cutting out in the livestream

Listening to the Troy saga with my sister, she says Luke Holt’s voice sounds like how hot cocoa tastes 🥺

Lmao this poor man

fun fact at the very end of the livestream you can see jorge's reaction to the crash. so i made a new meme template

I think Ares is just dumb

THE THE

telemachus is literally me rn