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The best sex I’ve ever had was with a “BIG BEAUTIFUL WOMAN”. the most meaningful relationship I’ve ever know is with a “BIG BEAUTIFUL WOMAN” I am not pussy whipped!. I am BIG ASS. BIG TITTIE BIG ARMS, BIG THIGH WHIPPED but most of all Im BIG Brain WHIPPED. Hear the voices of the many MEN that want to have that BIG experince? No? Thats because your letting all the noise of complainers whiners and NAYSAYERS come to the front of you Mind. I tell you if you was keeping them at the back of your rear thier jaws would drop wide open as you walked away into a tall strong confident smart man’s arms who’s hand just bonded to that beautul round bum.  BELEIVE THAT!

For all my plus size girls

- Coconut oil is great for boob sweat

- Essential oils/Deodorant for thigh chafing

- Crop tops? WEAR THAT

- Wanna ride his/her face? Do it. They’re grown. They will find a way to breathe.

- Afraid to have sex with the lights on? Girl, they knew what they signed up for, flaunt them stretch marks. Guarantee you that your confidence will turn them on even more

- Double chin troubles? Search for contouring videos on youtube

- Trouble with confidence? Walk with your shoulders back and your head high, I promise you it works

-Scared to eat in fear of judgment? Please eat, they’re probably not paying you any attention and if they are? Fuck em

- Worried about if you could get away with wearing that? Well I’m telling you that you CAN

And last but not least important, ALWAYS remember:

-YOU FUCKING PRETTY, BITCH

LETS SEE THOSE THONGS LADIES!!!

I adore women of this type. makes My ED non imaginable

Like if you want women to talk to you about their Taboo kinks, and f-up fantasies.

I'm TooHorny2Think so you can't be ....but you can turned 3 today!

((((((APLAUSE))))))..BIG Props to the @theropegeek!  My experience has thought me what  my dear Mother always said “if you can’t say something good, probably best not to say anything until you can say something good..  @acurvygirlinpink and ALL the women of Tumbler a big thank you to you for sharing and delving out all of you>>(What you have courageously shared) to US of tumbler. Its the least I can do to just “TYPE” / say THANK YOU!...

all text and layout by me

and to clarify:  i’m well aware that the women of tumblr are more than capable of speaking for themselves.

my hope was merely to take what I understand about their plight, 

and present it in a concise/humorous fashion with the hope of getting that message to more people.  

-RG

Talk about the Cats’ Meow got Cat by the Tail....and He is not gettin any..... and neither am I

I'll drink to that... Cuz thats about all I'm getting... A cheap buzz without dahpuzzy fuz.

Truth….

And the right guy would never get tired of looking at that, suporting all that, working for all that ....What a beautiful struggle indeed.

Do your dance, do your dance, do your dance, aye! The beautiful struggle of putting on pants..

. I'm going to try this with Wifey

I am this

Fun facts about your sign here

And I am that

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And here I thought I was just going blind.  

Oh look you fixed my HORNYmeter!

You really shouldn’t have...but okay let me show you how to use it...First you turn it on, set your measurement then you just take this little red wire here...and the black one here make sure your grounded aannnd as you see IIIII....just broke it... again!

Anyways like I said you really shouldn’t have...

Why Lie?

YOU GO GIRL!

🔥 8//1//16 @ftdmagazine finally drops! Along with our new site and web store! Don’t forget the date my loves! 🔥

Also I’m looking for new creative souls ready to work with us! Anyone interested please feel free to shoot me an email! All artists, designers, models, any type at of art that shows your creative side we’d love to check you out!!

Email is ReinaCastles@Ftdmagazine.com

Don’t be shy and don’t hesitate my sweets! Our first stop is NYC this August but if you’d like to try an get a spot and you’re not from NYC it’s a-okay! You can still shoot me a message 🤗💗

Tag your friends and support! Lots of love and positive energy from me, never stop creating! Always spread love 🙏🏼

I know what I want for XxxMass!

Sometimes I could use this! Lol!

Yah Know now why have Calf when you can have a Cow? Every Real man dreams it's about fantasy Mothers with awesome udders too happy that it's me getting sexually smotherd! Don't care about air when I'm all up in there!

Voting for Bernie Sanders… Democracy at its finest.

Like Duhaamm Gurl... got my eyes in a whirl, starin at them ... and all that...Aint’ no need to explain...you KNOW this! ..You are gorgeous! FACT!

Uheame though?!