Every Time I See A Wacky Bright Colour Tie I Think Of Him

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IM ON MY KNEES IM SHAKING IM FROTHING AT THE MOUTH GOD IS GOOD

if someone sucks my blood do you think i’m NOT going to kiss them afterwards? what kind of man do you take me for.

“I want to peel off all my skin, if only so I could be anything other than a naked body, something horrifying instead of vulnerable. Nobody looks at a pig corpse and thinks it could be made beautiful.” - Andrew Joseph White, The Spirit Bares Its Teeth

just finished the episode of house where the patient has DID and im so disappointed because its just the "evil alter" trope OVER AND OVERRRRR

in this episode of house md house fucking kills wilson

i think we've done a great job expanding the view of what a child's favorite animal can be. kids these days can say they love axolotls or pangolins or coelecanths and their decision is respected. maybe their parents can even find them a stuffed animal of it if they know where to look. and i think that's beautiful

See, I would like to note that I am now the local bisexual. I'm still afraid of women but if they allow me to approach, I shall

I like my women how I like my bees....well respected and taken care of but FAAARRRRR away from me or i will scream and run 20 miles away in respect and fear

-Me, the local gay

never pause Wreck-It Ralph ultimate version

HOW THE FUCK DO I KEEP FINDING THESE?!