Beautiful

Johnny: Why aren't you in your room?

Ava: I SAW A SPIDER IN THERE

Boyfriend: (puts on Bang Bang) (turns off before chorus)

Me: YOU CAN’T TURN IT OFF BEFORE THE CHORUS

Boyfriend: (sings) this song could end inside a moment…

Me: (tries not to laugh but that’s pretty good. Angrily posts to Tumblr).

Jordan: *enters the room noticeably disheveled*: sorry i’m late, i was doing stuff

Dylan: *enters the room, also disheveled*: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS

Jorel: But that place is haunted!

Vanessa: Don’t be scared, ghost prey of fear, just be confident.

Jorel, marching down a haunted hallway: I’M NOT SCARED, I AM NOT A PUSSY

Jorel: Fuck you

Danny: Is that an insult or a to do list

Dylan : *bust into the room*

Anna, startled : jesus !

Dylan : nope, it’s just me

Jorel: hold the fuck up

Danny: excuse me?

Jorel: i said, hold the fuck up

Danny:

Danny: im the fuck up. hold me.

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Dylan : Could you pass the salt?

Johnny : *throws Jorel across the table*