New Year’s Resolution:

Is she manic posting or horny (it's both)

if u spam me i assume u are in love with me and want to fuck and kiss 100 times

happy fathers day to every dude ive ever called daddy i hate you all as much as i hate my dad

“tumblr is an echo chamber where people only see opinions of other people they agree with” please be serious. i have longtime beloved mutuals who are swifties. your experience is not universal

Did you know if you jerk off thinking about me 3 times in a row I'll appear in your bedroom.

She is me, I am her

cute messages while I’m asleep are literally the key to my heart

I just wanna live with my bf already so we can fuck 24/7 😮‍💨

I just wanna have raw violent sex and cuddle is that too much to ask for