Going Out To Warm Up The Car For Your Spoiled Little Princess Then Coming Back In To Ruin Her Holes Before

happy fathers day to every dude ive ever called daddy i hate you all as much as i hate my dad

blanket normally: really good

blanket 10 mins before you need to get up for work: skin contact with god

What’s the point of fucking if you’re not almost borderline abusing me? ❀ ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚

I miss the old Tumblr, straight from the 'Go Tumblr

Chop up the soul Tumblr, set on his goals Tumblr

I hate the new Tumblr, the bad mood Tumblr

The always rude Tumblr, spaz in the news Tumblr

I miss the sweet Tumblr, chop up the beats Tumblr

miss the old tumblr

my kink is never ending attention

"Self insert characters are cringe"

Bro I'm trying to survive capitalism with maladaptive daydreaming. Leave me alone.

u dumb if you let me go

i’d do anything for attention from an older guy.

Not to slut shame but some of you could definitely be sluttier

You thought it was a first date, turns out I just need a hole to use for the day, and you’re still gonna beg to come by again