Edits complete, format changed, colour and image settings altered, and the description no longer has a terrible title. Hopefully you enjoy the new space!
,,,,creamy coffee
Trick snaps and the coffee cup literally just poofs into existence in front of you, along with a cloud of glitter. Somehow it's still warm despite being pulled from thin air.
"Don't worry the glitter's edible too." She reassures you.
(@appri-dot ) The narrator points out that raspberries aren't usually blue... but why not!
Raspberry holds that defensive pose for awhile longer before they sloooowly open an eye and just squint at you. They're visibly confused now.
"Hello??? I... do you want something? Are you still there? What..." They ask, not seeming to understand why you were acting kinda aggressively a second earlier before going back to passive.
Warily, the small blue thing waves it's hand in the air, as if trying to see if your eyes'll track it. "Can you... speak?"
According to what you can feel, yes, you actually can! This body has a voice and everything if you choose to use it.
-critical system error, two sources detected- -selecting signal class “familiar”- -playing uplink- <utilization of dictation engine to interpret audio> “Err, shutdown everything, all the systems, it doesn’t matter what! I can’t let this thing get control-” <unquotable audio interpreted as subclass of “screaming”> <dead air dictated for approximately 40 seconds> “ò̷̳h̴̗̠̏ ̷͇͍̽w̸͚͑͂e̷̬̋̿'̶̛̩l̶̠͂̒ĺ̸̙̚ ̷͓̚͠h̴̡͋ͅä̸͇̍v̴̎̆͜ͅe̷̯̒̚ ̷͖̂s̷̱̰̓̑ŭ̵̗̞̚c̴̻͓̄͌ĥ̷̰́ ̷̙̚f̶̛̱͍̈ü̸̢͓n̶̲͐ ̴̲̓t̴̼̾o̴͈̊g̴̝̏e̴̗̒̇t̴̨̆̍ḧ̵̖̲̈́ê̵͈r̶̞̋” <connection lost>
Awa
<New User Detected>
<Syncing to serverside accounts>
Name: Kirai
Designation: Fluffy
Entity Type: Mun
<Account registered>
Welcome! You should have permissions now.
I HAVE COME BACK FROM THE DEPTHS TO GIVE YOU YOUR WIN! YOU HAVE WON THE RAYGUN MK II, WITH IT'S AMAZING 3 SHOT ROUND COMPRISED OF PLASMA, YOU'LL NEVER WANT A NEW WEAPON! 100 YEAR GARUNTEE! SATISFACTION GARUNTEED OR YOUR MONEY BACK! Message and data rates may apply, please see our website for any further questions.
She jumps three feet again, this time hitting her head on the shelf behind her and yelping in pain. Then she turns to glare at you from the door, her ears pinned back. “GOOD LORD CAN’T YOU PEOPLE KNOCK-” Trick takes a moment to look at the raygun, both intrigued and annoyed by the fact she has absolutely no idea how that thing works. “If you can’t tell I have another guest at the moment... Hah... alright, sorry, fine. Thank you for the weapon, it actually sounds somewhat useful- Wait what do you mean data rates? I don’t even know where your website is!”
*throws beans at you* UwO -ASA
Trick just looks down at them for a moment. Then back at Ace Shades Anon. Your intimidation tactic seems to be working, she knows exactly how this joke started.
"Oh god oh f*ck the bean anons found me-"
(@appri-dot ) Being a super cool demon cyborg thing, it's pretty easy to notice that pretty much everything here is covered in a bunch of dust and debris. Which also means that wherever they stepped, that dust is gone, and you have a little trail you can follow!
One problem though, the trail goes… like up atop a shelving unit and into a vent on the wall. Why was raspberry using the vents? Are they an imposter? No wait this isn't among us- maybe it's just safer?
Ah oop
<Candidate Located>
Name: Appri-Dot
Occupation: Angst Demon
Entity Class: Mun
<Identity classified as suitable replacement>
<Welcome, user: Appri >
How can we be of assistance?
[Note: uplink lag detected, responses may be delayed.]
<Critical Error: Command console disconnected>
<Tampering Detected, engaging reboot...>
[Thank you all for appearing in this time of need, we'll be back as soon as we are able! Apologies for the holdup, messing with our own source code is hard and also dangerous. More updates to come.]
<Channel Closed>
The rumor come out: does trick uwu
"I have nowe idea what you'we tawking awbout!"
A mischievous anon that tends to poke into places it probably shouldn't. Creator / bestower of Trick!Cards, and fully interactable!
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