Zedaphstropod was not an unwelcome guest at Zed's base by any means. The little guy had proven incredibly helpful for redstone, company, but mostly science experiments.
'Alright, friend,' Zedaph called from the end of the maze he was sending his snail through. 'You are to start your journey in three... Two... Oh my goodness you're an excited little snail!' Zedaph laughed as Zedaphstropod started heading through the maze, happily cutting around corners to reach Zed. And, by all accounts, taking the intended route.
Until, with an excited whoop, Zedaphstropod burst through the glass ceiling and into Zedaph's face.
Zedaph was slain by Zedaphstropod.
'xB! xB! Sweetface come quick I have a snail!' Keralis exclaimed as xB landed in his base. He grabbed his friend's hand, pulling him along. With a giggle, xB followed.
'A snail? What kind of snail?'
'A Papa K snail! With a huge shocked face and big, beautiful eyes! You need to see him!'
The two continued through Keralis's palm tree forest, all the way to the yacht. Where a certain shocked snail was creeping towards them.
'See? My snail! Look into his eyes and tell me he's not the most adorable snail in Hermitcraft!' Keralis crouched down to the snail's height, waving him over. 'Papa Snail! Papa Snail! Come to Keralis!' The snail obeyed. 'Look, xB! He loves me! He wants to be with his favourite Papa K and no, Papa Snail! Not in the water! You have so much to live for!' Keralis coughed, choking as his poor, poor snail drowned. xB dove into the water, trying to grab it and bring him to safety.
Keralis drowned
'Keralis?!' xB swam up to the surface, tail keeping him afloat as he looked out at where his friend now definitely wasn't. 'Did the snail kill you? Did you drown with him?'
'RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!' Startled by Hypno's yell, xB yelped, turning to see him already far in the distance. But a black shelled snail with fluffy blond hair and a black bandanna was zooming along the shore in his place. xB only giggled more, realising.
xBcrafted: anyone seen my snail anywhere?
xBcrafted: XD
Falsesymmetry: I'm too focused on FalseSlimetry rn!
iJevin: omg my snail's so cute I might DIE
iJevin was slain by SlimeJevin
Tango: could see that coming from a MILE away!
cubfan135: haha me and Scar keeping an eye on snailfan135
DocM77: TF IS THIS THERE'S SLIME ALL OVER MY REDSTONE!!!!
DocM77: WHY IS THERE A SNAIL DOC??
DocM77: IM THE GOAT NOT THE SNAIL
DocM77: WHY HE SO CUTE????
Stressmonster101: OH MY GAWD MY SNAIL'S SO CUUUUTE
Stressmonster101: AAAH AND ISKALL GOT A LITTLE GEEZER WITH A BEARD!
Joehillssays: you're not feeling like you wanna Slime, Nourish, Ambulate, Invertebrate, Live today, Doc?
xBcrafted was slain by xBslimed
Grian: Having fun? :)
GoodTimeWithScar: NO
GoodTimeWithScar: BAD SNAIL
Grian: no eSCARgo here, it's just for the hermits who missed out last time
cubfan135 hit the ground too hard
cubfan135: tip: do not fall off balcony when avoiding snail
GoodTimeWithScar: LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO CUB!
Tango: True… debalconyification is no laughing matter...
Pearlescentmoon: do the hermits have a certain number of lives?
Grian: no, just snails
DocM77 was slain by DocMollusk77
DocM77: WHY
DocM77: WHY IS THERE A BLUE FABRIC SNAIL????
DocM77: WITH PIPECLEAVER GOOGLY EYES
DocM77: WIAT JOE I FOUND YOUR SNAIL
ZombieCleo: Of course Joe got a Muppet snail XD
DocM77: JOE SNAIL JSUF ATE MY DJAMKND ORE!!!!!!
cubfan135: SNAILS ARE ORESNATCHERS CONFIRMED
Xisuma was slain by Xislima
Xisuma: don't try and hug your snail :-(
Stressmonster101: NOOOO
DocM77: WY CANT I HURT IT???
DocM77: ITS BORKEN NO DAMAGE
Mumbo: it's not supposed to
Tango: they're evil like that
Tango: hook you in with the cuteification
Tango: then murder your face
xBcrafted: not immortal! Watched Keralis's snail drown
impulseSV: snails will do that.
impulseSV: oh, watch out for the propeller its adorabel
GeminiTay: all you need to do is keep your snail in sight! It's simple!
Skizzleman: SHUT UP GEM
GoodTimeWithScar: YEAH SHUT UP GEM
cubfan135 was slain by snailfan135
GoodTimeWithScar: CUB
cubfan135: I hate snails
DocM77: YES PLEASE DO
GoodTimeWithScar: BURN THE SNAILSSSSS
Skizzleman: BUEN THE SNAILS BURN THE SNAILS
Joehillssays: JOESNAILS HAS REACHED HOLMDELL. I REPEAT: JOESNAILS HAS REACHED HOLMDELL
Joehillssays was slain by Joesnailssays
Pearlescentmoon: AAAWWWW DOC YOUR SNAIL IS SO CUTE!
DocM77: HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT
Welsknight: Just finished the Snail Obstacle Course!
Joehillssays: why congratulations!
Joehillssays: what was it like competing in a mollusk-dominated sport as a human?
Welsknight: *making the Snail Obstacle Course XD
Welsknight was slain by Shellsknight
FalseSymmetry: rip
Joehillssays: Guess Shellsknight didn’t like the idea of being forced through a small maze or series of challenges with no meaningful reward, as though they were little more than a toy or an inanimate science experiment for us easily entertained by
cubfan135: #snailgate
Welsknight: no tripped over snail
Vintagebeef: just lost an argument with my snail. TCG is getting a snail special edition
Vintagebeef was slain by Vintagesnail
Joehillssays: A continuation of our attempted dominance over the gastropods who indeed bear resemblance to oursleves and have skme level of mubuman ibtelligen
Joehillssays was slain by Joesnailssays
ZombieCleo: ah yes, mubuman ibtelligen
Joehillssays: SNAIL WAS COMING HAD TO TYPE FAST
Joehillssays was slain by Joesnailssays
Smallishbeans: snail viewing platform in shopping district. Looks like snail. For non-snail-owning players only
cubfan135: how dare you
cubfan135: #snail gatekeeping
Xisuma: all hermits with snails meet in shopping district for a meeting
Smallishbeans: all hermits without snails meet in Snailbase to watch them running around panicking
Joehillssays: based on how long it took Joesnails to reach me before, I think I'm safe there
Joehillssays was slain by Joesnailssays
Tango: you are never safe
Hypnonizd: snails will appear when you least expect them
Hypnotizd was slain by Hypnoslimd
Xisuma: SHOPPING DISTRICT
Xisuma was slain by Xislima
Xisuma was slain by Xislima
Hypnotizd: RUN AWAY
Xisuma was slain by Xislima
cubfan135 was slain by snailfan135
GoodTimeWithScar blew up
cubfan135: don’t put TNT on snails
cubfan135: they dont like that
Welsknight: Shellsknight has completed the obstacle course in record time!
iJevin: isn't he the only snail who’s attempted it?
Welsknight: doesnt mean its not a record
iJevin: i mean fair
iJevin: how do I test SlimeJevin with this?
Etho: RAVAGER RUSH HAS SNAIL UPGRADES! HIGHEST SCORE WITH A SNAIL WINS A SNAIL TROPHY
iJevin: NEVEER MIMD WE HAVE FRIGGER
cubfan135: I AM ON MY WAY
iJevin: NO ME
Xisuma was slain by Xislima
Renthedog: SEND NE ALL THE SNAIL PICS!
Renthedog: (for Martyn entertainment purposes)
Bdoubleo100: just saw Doc runnjng theough mu forest screaming about snails???
Vintagebeef: dont worry about it, he does rhat somerimes.
Bdoubleo100: WIATTHE SNAILS ARE BACK????
ZombieCleo: only non-lifersZombieCleo: which means we get to watch them dying over and over and running and screaming
ZombieCleo: which is brilliant
Xisuma: PLZ COME TO SHOPING DISTRICT ONMY ME AND HYPNO ARE THERE RN
Xisuma: AND GRIAN, EXPLAIN WHAT RHESE SNAILS ARE ANS WHEN RHEY LEAVE?
Grian: well that’s rather simple
Grian: 1: they’re immortal snails that chase you until they boop you and you die
Grian: 2: whenever I feel like it…
Grian: :)
I will gladly accept this grave, knowing I held my ground until the last minute.
Trying to settle something with a friend.
(*two lives instead of one because when I tried with the soulbound everyone died too early for anything interesting to happen)
Tango still dies in the cave, he and Jimmy are at one life almost immediately... Ranchers still happen making Flower Ranchers complete. (Reference to my version of Last Life)
Etho and Joel also die soon to the enderman, they are also left with one life.
Scott is a strategist first, abandoning Pearl is strategically viable with three lives but with only two It's a bigger risk, a risk he doesn't take... He lets Pearl base with him and Cleo.
Cleo is much more likely to put her own enjoying her time over strategy so she stills ditches Martyn at first... Martyn considers Pearl going with Cleo and Scott to be a betrayal.
Ren and BigB are still visited by Pearl...though the situation is different they still likely die because of the enderman and still kick out Pearl for bringing death to them.
Martyn still maths wrong and pushes Cleo to her death, Cleo being Pearls teammate in this timeline makes the wedge between Pearl and Martyn deeper.
BigB still jumps in front of a creeper causing him and Ren to be the first and second players to be out of the game permanently.
Etho and Joel truly believed they wouldn't die during the fishing rod accident so they still go trough it in this timeline and still die. They are out of the game, Joel is third out while Etho is fourth out.
Etho and Joel are out and never kill Pearl for stealing their stuff, she keeps her two lifes.
Impulse is still mobbed by mobs and dies bringing himself and Bdubs to one life left.
Tango still releases a Warden, because of course he does... Pearl is much less happy about it in this timeline.
Now everyone but 4 has one life left and this where things get interesting, Grian and Scar in this timeline are both much less threatening with Scar having been out first in Third Life and Grian in Last Life... On the other hand Scott and Pearl are both winners in this timeline so they become the main target instead meaning Scar and Grian never get stuck in a tower with the ranchers meaning the ranchers don't die yet... Also Grian and Scar never have to sneak around underground meaning Scar doesn't fall into the sea of zombies so they also don't die yet.
Moreover Scott and Pearl are likely better at evading the others which added to Joel and Etho not being in the game means they probably manage to survive the session too.
Ren and BigB are dead meaning they can't kill Bdubs and Impulse, they stay at one life.
Jimmy still gets killed by the enderman, the ranchers are out of the game. Jimmy is the fifth player out and Tango is the sixth.
Etho and Joel aren't there to put the tnt trap that in our Double Life Scar died to...so Scar and Grian avoid yet another death.
Etho and Joel are also not there to kill Scott so Scott and Pearl also avoid another death.
Scar still kills Martyn and Cleo in the deep dark putting them out of the game seventh and eighth
Grian still dies to the warden, putting Scar and himself to their last lives.
At the end 3 soulbound couples remain: Bdubs and Impulse, Grian and Scar and Pearl and Scott.
Bdubs and Impulse are kilked first becoming the ninth and tenth players to loose their last lives.
Scott and Pearl are both winners who have showed little to no interest in winning again, so here when they both have already won in the end they let Scar and Grian be the finalists.
In the end only Scar and Grian remain, no secret soulmates, no betrayals in the last stretch... despite wether Scar trows the fight or not Grian is more likely to come out on top.
The Sun is crowned the winner of Double Life.
(Third Life)
(Last Life.)
(Limited Life)
Aaaaaaaaa
Itchy veins.
Literally how Lizzie and Joel meet in my au
Lizzie is walking to school. She almost trips over a kid on a scooter, nearly walks into Cleo on rollerskates, and barely dodges Mumbo's bike just to have Scar catch her ankle with his wheelchair. Joel is watching all of this happen while on his skateboard, drifts off sideways watching her and ends up nearly crashing into her.
Later that evening, they meet each other in the emergency room.
Joel: (jokingly) What'd you get hit by this time, a car?
Lizzie: (fully serious, deadpan) No, I got hit by a truck.
(there is a reason why Joel is there, it's not important rn)
Flawed characters are the ones we root for, cry over, and remember long after the story ends. But creating a character who’s both imperfect and likable can feel like a tightrope walk.
1. Flaws That Stem From Their Strengths
When a character’s greatest strength is also their Achilles' heel, it creates depth.
Strength: Fiercely loyal.
Flaw: Blind to betrayal or willing to go to dangerous extremes for loved ones.
“She’d burn the whole world down to save her sister—even if it killed her.”
2. Let Their Flaws Cause Problems
Flaws should have consequences—messy, believable ones.
Flaw: Impatience.
Result: They rush into action, ruining carefully laid plans.
“I thought I could handle it myself,” he muttered, staring at the smoking wreckage. “Guess not.”
3. Show Self-Awareness—or Lack Thereof
Characters who know they’re flawed (but struggle to change) are relatable. Characters who don’t realize their flaws can create dramatic tension.
A self-aware flaw: “I know I talk too much. It’s just… silence makes me feel like I’m disappearing.” A blind spot: “What do you mean I always have to be right? I’m just better at solving problems than most people!”
4. Give Them Redeeming Traits
A mix of good and bad keeps characters balanced.
Flaw: They’re manipulative.
Redeeming Trait: They use it to protect vulnerable people.
“Yes, I lied to get him to trust me. But he would’ve died otherwise.”
Readers are more forgiving of flaws when they see the bigger picture.
5. Let Them Grow—But Slowly
Instant redemption feels cheap. Characters should stumble, fail, and backslide before they change.
Early in the story: “I don’t need anyone. I’ve got this.”
Midpoint: “Okay, fine. Maybe I could use some help. But don’t get used to it.”
End: “Thank you. For everything.”
The gradual arc makes their growth feel earned.
6. Make Them Relatable, Not Perfect
Readers connect with characters who feel human—messy emotions, bad decisions, and all.
A bad decision: Skipping their best friend’s wedding because they’re jealous of their happiness.
A messy emotion: Feeling guilty afterward but doubling down to justify their actions.
A vulnerable moment: Finally apologizing, unsure if they’ll be forgiven.
7. Use Humor as a Balancing Act
Humor softens even the most prickly characters.
Flaw: Cynicism.
Humorous side: Making snarky, self-deprecating remarks that reveal their softer side.
“Love? No thanks. I’m allergic to heartbreak—and flowers.”
8. Avoid Overdoing the Flaws
Too many flaws can make a character feel unlikable or overburdened.
Instead of: A character who’s selfish, cruel, cowardly, and rude.
Try: A character who’s selfish but occasionally shows surprising generosity.
“Don’t tell anyone I helped you. I have a reputation to maintain.”
9. Let Them Be Vulnerable
Vulnerability adds layers and makes flaws understandable.
Flaw: They’re cold and distant.
Vulnerability: They’ve been hurt before and are terrified of getting close to anyone again.
“It’s easier this way. If I don’t care about you, then you can’t leave me.”
10. Make Their Flaws Integral to the Plot
When flaws directly impact the story, they feel purposeful rather than tacked on.
Flaw: Their arrogance alienates the people they need.
Plot Impact: When their plan fails, they’re left scrambling because no one will help them.
Flawed but lovable characters are the backbone of compelling stories. They remind us that imperfection is human—and that growth is possible.
Hold on okay I’m making a post about this
I’m just gonna more or less copy-past what I sent in discord
but
I’ve got a theory abt the whole invisibility thing tying into watcher/canary lore
He’s not the canary anymore bc he’s mastered the ability to go unseen by Them this season.
But he’s always had the ability. He’s just gotten better at it.
They’ve actually been targeting him, making him the canary, BECAUSE of that power. They wanted to give him less time to realize or use it. They hate those They can’t control.
Let me tie it into last life.
Last life was his second season; he knew how bad the first one went and didn’t wanna go through it again. He didn’t want to be targeted and out first again. So he tried to go unseen; maybe using powers he didn’t realize he had. Got overlooked by his whole team, never got a life when he started with two, no one even realized that bc they overlooked him. They didn’t even realize they were overlooking him until he acted out, confused on why even his allies weren’t helping him. They just… forgot he was there, and he didn’t realize he was causing it
Double Life, he didn’t use his power, bc he had tango and he didn’t want to be overlooked or invisible. He had a great time with his rancher, but the watchers were able to target him and cause very unlucky deaths
Limited, he was still figuring things out. Maybe he started to catch onto it when it came to Grian’s afk session, idk, you could probably do something with that. But he also didn’t really use the power much, resigned to his fate
Secret life he started testing it out again, mostly as a yellow. He wanted to be able to watch people without them noticing him, and the power started to get activated slightly. Watchers were already pulled thin with fighting the listeners; him unknowingly activating his power allowed him to slip through the cracks completely as things started going down
They were quick to rectify that.
But this season? He knows what’s going on. He knows how to use his power to hide from Them without hiding from his friends. Maybe he learned in Real Life, where Their eyes didn’t track him and everyone could mess around with their abilities without Their interference. Either way, he knows, now. He can start to *do* something about it. He can hide from them (and occasionally slip in a prayer or two, so they don’t get too suspicious of his absence. Oh, he’s still there. They’re listening to his prayers like, he thinks he can convince Them to leave him alone; how cute. Meanwhile he’s hiding in plain sight, distracting Them with prayers that are just an act)
And this session gives him invisibility and it just feels right, and Jimmy realizes just how useful it is to not be Watched.
I can confirm, it is excellent.
WAAAAH I MADE AN ANIMATIC GO CHECK IT OUT
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in parkour civilisation, gender doesn’t exist, me gender is parkour and I use par/kour pronouns /silly
Not entirely sure how to explain in words, but a beloved character who you feel great attachment to and affection for.
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(Mine is Maude Flanders, surprise surprise)
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Staring contests are surprisingly common on Hermitcraft, and because of this they have a few rules that come with them.
First off, Keralis is banned, since his eyes can’t physically close and looking into his eyes for extended periods of time is a bad idea anyway.
Second, Etho isn’t banned, but he’s on thin ice. The Hermits are still trying to figure out if he can just go awhile without blinking, or if blinking is completely optional for him.
Third, Grian was previously banned but is now allowed to participate again. This has nothing to do with his ability to blink, but instead because he kept cheating by kicking his opponent. If he gets caught doing it again to anyone who isn’t Scar he’ll be banned again.
It isn’t a rule, but Wels can’t participate. It’s a little bit hard to have a staring contest when you’re a mannequin that doesn’t have eyes. He is very upset by this. Also, despite only having one organic eye, Doc can participate.
Once season 10 started Joe was almost temporarily banned from staring contests, since he was a muppet and his eyes were presumably made of plastic. But for staring contests he always covers his eyes with his hands whenever he would reasonably be blinking, so he is free to have as many staring contests as he wants.
Whenever Imp and Skizz have staring contests with each other, they somehow always end up tying.
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