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Haven't been able to watch his new episode yet, but OVERANALYZE? SmallishBeans Joel. You did this to yourself, you obsessed Ethogirl

so embarrassing to have a favorite character honestly. like yes that's my specialest guy 🙄 yes i have 200 photos of him saved 😑 if i don't look at him or hear him talk every 2 minutes i'll start killing the hostages 😕 i think about him every day. because he's my favorite. whatever

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ah yes three of my favourite hermits: ethoslab, ethoslab and ethoslab

scott smajor they could never make me hate you

let's recap what we've learned about the United States in the last few days.

things that are terrorism:

allegedly shooting a healthcare CEO whose company generated more pure profit (not revenue, profit) in a year than the GDP of 94 countries, exclusively by denying coverage to people who pay for it

a 42-year-old mother of 2 using the wrong combination of 7 words during a heated conversation with a call center employee at a health insurance company who was in the process of denying her health coverage.

things that are not terrorism:

mass shooting in a Black church to incite a race war

going to a BLM protest specifically to kill protestors

a neo-nazi running over a crowd of people, killing a woman

targeting and killing 23 latinos in an el paso, texas walmart

killing 12 people in a theatre, shooting 58 others, rigging your apartment with explosives

a QAnon groyper killing 7 and shooting ~50 at a 4th of July parade

killing 3 people and shooting several others at a Planned Parenthood in defense of the unborn

stalking someone relentlessly and then killing them and their child despite months of the victim making police reports

any one of the 1,200 murders committed by US police yearly, the vast majority being minorities

tightening your border while ~100 immigrants (including children) drown every year in the Rio Grande

United Healthcare killing an unnknowable number of elderly people by using faulty AI to deny medically necessary coverage

Aetna killing a woman by refusing to cover her cancer care

Blue Cross killing a 6-year-old by denying her appendicitis surgery

Cigna killing a 17-year-old child by denying her liver transplant

the pharmaceutical industry killing half a million people with opioids in the name of producing revenues in 2023 that rivaled the GDPs of countries like Spain, Mexico, and Australia.

the United States killing 45,000 people a year because they can't access health coverage

make sure you keep this guide handy the next time you find yourself interacting with your insurance company or any other millionaire, billionaire, or an individual who is part of a protected class such as a CEO or president of a corporation.

Veins even itchier.

Itchy veins.

been thinking about double life again lately so here is my ideal lineup if they ever do a second one:

scott & joel

would be horrible (incredible)

pleas eplease please please please i need to see them self destruct

gem & jim(my)

sometimes when the others say one of their names i think they're saying the other and then i have to go back to recontextualise the entire conversation for myself

i just think theyre a sweet duo and would be cute soulmates

jimmy final two (real) (not fake)

skizz & lizz(ie)

i like when their names rhyme

though after that guess the build it's questionable whether skizz knows how to rhyme

before wild life i'd just say some of the silliest on the server maximising their joint silliness, but

lizzie wants him dead now. it would be such a shame if he was the one person she wasn't allowed to

impulse & etho

yeah how do you like that bdoubleo100

this time impulse wins i swear it'll for real be this time

grian & bigb

they'd both be sooooo happy

bigb would treat him right

#grumboOUT #scarianOUT #bigrianIN

tango & bdubs

toxic AF

they lowkey are even now after wild life but i dont think thatll stop them from divorcing on live tv

cleo & pearl

most terrifying duo for everyone but gem

they've resolved their past trauma and now they can live happily with pearl's DOTS (Dog Of The Series)

unless,

mumbo & scar

completing the buttercups soulmate circuit as is Right and Just

unstoppable force (mumbo "kills a lot but only when he can die even more" jumbo) vs immovable object (scar's persistent survivability when in grave danger)

ren & martyn

god. i mean. you know i had to do it to them

this time they can die in each others arms

holding each other until their bodies give out

whispering reassurances until they can't speak any longer

I’m so hungry.