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Attempted to draw a spider diagram thingy to explain the ships to my friend. Ended up looking like a bird nest.

Friend: so like everyone is shipped with everyone and it still works? How?

Me: pretty much. I wouldn’t question it if i were you.

early stages of friendship are Soooo embarrassing like yea sorry....... it's me again............ i enjoy talking to you and spending time with you....... you can shoot me point blank if you want i dont mind

how do you get so many asks ive been on here for like a year and im still a loser that no one interacts with lol

It’s just one person lol. And we both know him.

I love that LDShadowLady is good at Minecraft but at the same time so bad at it. She built an empire on the ocean but she uses stone tools because she doesn't want to go mining for resources. She has a diamond mending pickaxe but she can't mend it because she has no XP. She wins a battle to collect the most mob heads but when she sees people attacking her base she stops running away to say 'hi guys' and gets slaughtered. She's a professional scam artist but the things she scams people with turn out to be really useful to them so it's not actually a scam. She does a trade with a god's champion for an incredibly important artifact and then eats it on the spot. She got 4 lives on Last Life, bumped it up to 6 and died before her husband who had about 1 for like the entire series. She produces an entire musical. She has a 3/4 death chance on Minecraft Storymode. I love her.

HermitShift/EmpiresShift

Part 1

Jimmy (Grian's role)

(Demise + Regular skin)

Became a Watcher at the end of Evo after praying to them for help during the series.

Joined Hermitcraft in season 6 but mostly stayed on his own for the first part of the season because of an inferiority complex over the skill difference.

Needed diamonds and sold his services as a singing canary, even.had a whole cage.

Started Demise by accident, tired of everyone saying he died a lot he made it a personal challenge to not die at all, in the end everyone joined in and Demise was the result. Demise 2 was much more planned.

Started Third Life after some insistance from the Watchers... ended up winning the series, no one could believe it.

Rebelled against the mayor of the shopping district in season 7, created the grayscale resistance.

Created a literal rip in reality in season 9 that brought the hermits to another land...how? He doesn't have a good answer for that.

Grian (Bdubs' role)

(Crossover + Life series + Regular)

Joined for a short while Hermitcraft season 1 but had to go back to Japan to finish high school and after that some...complications arised.

Joined officially in season 6 where he became part of the NHO.

His eyes used to be smaller but a challenge resulted in him having much bigger eyes.

In the life series he ties his jumper around himself as It's much easier to move around, ends up getting grabbed a lot by it.

Also kinda became a god during the crossover with Empires, just your regular tuesday afternoon.

Bdubs (Scott's role)

(Life + Regular)

After a falling out with his brother he end up joining a lot of modded smp's.. From Crazycraft to Kindomcraft to eventually X-life and from there Empires.

Also ended up being MCC's mascot, begged for Hazel Horses to be added as a team.

Had to kill himself to stop his brother Pungence to save his anthropomorphic horse empire...and the rest of Empires too but it was mostly about the horses.

Won Last Life and came second in Double Life... And Third in Limited Life...and Fourth-

Sun theme.

Scott (Scar's role)

(Secret Life + Third Life + Regular)

All that Scar says by accident he says voluntarily, mostly to Jimmy.

His old server kinda fell apart after a zombie apocalypse, as soon as he escaped the zombie hordes he joined Hermitcraft in season 5 where he joined Convex.

Became the Jangler entirely to mess with Jimmy, they totally did not flirt the whole time.

Used his diplomacy skills to get elected mayor in season 7, made everything extremely colorful.

Sacrificed himself to Jimmy at the end of Third Life... He felt like he owed Jimmy for saving his life and he wanted to get even with him. Jimmy felt like he was cheated out of a chance to have a real win, Double Life ended up being akward.

Got sacrificed a lot to the Boatem Hole in season 8, what can he say? He has a thing for that.

Won Secret Life, everyone was waiting for it considering his general skill at the game, they were more surprised by how long it took.

Scar (Impulse's pov)

(Cyberpunk + Regular)

Have you ever wondered how Hermitcraft would be if Scar had learnt redstone instead of Terraforming? Chaos, the answer is chaos.

Has those shoes that light up with colours, It's certainly distracting.

Loves making minigames, especially shooting minigames.

Got backstabbed by Grian in Third Life, he wasn't very happy about it... At least they had Double Life to get better...by messing with everyone else there.

Really good at adapting to the chaos and go with the flow, the natural charisma definitely helps.

Five words: Cyberpunk motorized off-road wheelchair.

A Gempearl, Majorbeans, Shadowrot enemies to lover's band au featuring Imp and Skizz being the only two who know what's up.

Now listen to me talk about this cause the likelihood of me actually writing this is low.

It starts with Gem and the Scott's being a small band that just performs for fun, but over time Gem loses her passion for the band and leaves.

Scott and Impulse still want to perform though so they reach out to two of their mutual friends Pearl and Cleo to make the 4 G's (and Pearl definitely isn't Gems ex)

The 4 G's perform and start to get really popular to the point that they end up opening for a smaller band on tour.

Gem is happy for her friends and not at all salty that her former bandmates got her Ex to join them nope not at all.

And to show off how not Salty she is she decides to get back into music and make her own band (Again).

Gem asks Joel (Who has a known one-sided rivalry with Scott), Lizzie (Who has a grudge against Cleo that is returned but nobody knows what the grudge is about) and Skizz (Impulses bestie and Queer platonic partner who's just here for a fun time) and they form The Family.

The 4 G's are just happy that Gem has her passion back, meanwhile The Family is being ever so slightly passive aggressive to the 4 G's with them often seeking the G's out to brag about how well they're doing.

Then the 4 G’s audition for one of those singing talent comp tv shows like the Voice or X factor so naturally The Family audition as well, both teams make it into the show, which also means that The Family’s grudges (minus Skizzs who keeps hyping up Impulse any chance he gets with Impulse doing the same) gets known.

Nothing stays a secret, Gem and Pearl's past relationship somehow gets out to the fans which confuses them because they swear that Pearl and Gem still flirt, and Pearl follows Gem around like a lost puppy. How are they not dating!?!? 

After the finale when it was The Family vs The 4 G’s Pearl and Gem are spotted out on a date having talked some stuff through. 

It’s still toxic ‘cause toxic Gem Pearl is the best but it's a type of Toxicity they are fine with and isn’t that all we can ask for? Really they did it to themselves, they thrive off of the rivalry.

People also find out what Cleo and Lizzies grudge is about, during an interview with Lizzie she reveals that in Kindergarten Cleos friend Bigb wanted to play with Lizzie in her fairy fort she made of blocks and Cleo got upset so they knocked over all the blocks.

Both sides hear this and immediately know what's up with those two because seriously? And so, with a little push from the other G’s Cleo does a “How can I make it up to you?” to which Lizzie responds with “Maybe if you buy me a nice dinner I might consider forgiving you,” and so the two start dating like that.

Everyone loves it, Cleo and their whole vibe beside their tiny pink girlfriend.

Joel on the other hand gets angrier and angrier at Scott, and his stupid kindness and his pretty voice and how his stupid hair looks sooooo good in the light they use to perform and how he's actually really good at playing the bass and everything about him!

Everyone immediately clocks on to the fact that Joel has a crush on Scott. They 100% ship them and they may or may not end up making out after one of The Family's performances cause Scott comes up to complement Joel and well Joel's never had much self control.

Meanwhile, Imp and Skizz are living their best lives playing with their friends and pushing them together.

After the competition both bands kinda drop from public face, it was nice being in the limelight like that but they really prefer smaller jigs, plus they don’t want paparazzi in their faces all the time

lizzie is so real for the kindergarten grudge tbh (I've had a grudge since middle school because a kid owes me money)

And Impulse n Skizz sitting back and watching the drama

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enkay watches the imp and skizz podcast ep 125

"skizz has got a pet name for everybody" weird way to phrase that impulse

✨mirroring body languageeeee✨ the besties

"and then I met Joe (of the Hills variety)" spoken like a true close mate

"joe had to stage a coup to get me on hermitcraft"

live reaction to THAT statement:

another deed to add to the damn PILE of good deeds that Joe has done for the server: the man invited Mumbo

"etho pokes and prods scar into saying things" the mans is a great behavioralist

i love cleo's personality. They're just such a strong personality and i love them for it

"you don't match their energy, you come back tenfold, and I LIKE THAT" yeah of course you do skizz

best fwens :3

cleo loving hanging out with kids is so funny to me because they love observing some of the weirdest hermits (scar, joe, skizz)

of course skizz loves listening to accents

WAHHHHHHH I MISS STRESS

best fwens :3

cleo loving hanging out with kids is so funny to me because she loves observing some of the weirdest hermits (scar, joe, skizz)

of course skizz loves listening to accents

WAHHHHHHH I MISS STRESS

Cleo's GASP when skizz described tango's DnD table

this was skizz's face when cleo described DnD, GET THIS MAN A FUCKING CHARACTER SHEET

i love cleo's optimism about their career ten years down the line. I love them sm

"and then i started living next to ren and false" based and true. scar too. great creatures to observe

"get in there and mess me up" okay, freak

"i'll bully you!" "YES" i love these two

"can't wait to be bullied" i love them

imp and skizz learning the basics of D&D via a series of increasingly standoffish DMs would be so fucking funny. Start off with the beginner friendly tango/jev combo and then level up to the cleo/joe level where they're just fighting them from all angles

final frame weirdos /aff

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you're really chill, we don't interact a ton but i like when we do :3

Alright, I’ll try my best.

I think you’re pretty cool as well! I don’t interact too much with people on this site because I feel like I’ll bother them, but it makes me smile whenever you pop up on my feed!

Life Series as Incorrect Quotes Pt2

Since the last one did surprisingly well.

Do yall ever just