Twuggs - Someone Took Twiggs :/

My brother and I both got stitches in third grade on the elementary school playground, and they turned into very humorous stories CW: Blood/injury, but not much Mine was a year before his, and I fell in gravel jumping for a tennis ball and bumping into a friend who also jumped, causing me to fall backward, cutting my arm a bit. I didn't notice until my hand was a little wet, but it all turned out fine, the ER doctor even complimented the school nurse on how she butterfly'd the wound shut. I played lacrosse at the time, and one of the kids asked my dad why I wasn't playing, and what happened to my arm, to which my dad responded by saying I WAS IN A KNIFE FIGHT??? The kid kinda narrowed his eyes and said "yeah I think I would have heard about that" which I and my dad find extremely funny My brother's was a little more storied directly. According to my mom, he and a friend were sledding on a hill by a rock wall at the back of our elementary school. The friend calls out to my mom and says "I think Preston (my brother) got hurt!" She shrugs it off bc how bad could it be right? She gets over to him and says "alright, lemme see..." and Preston looks up from the sled with his face covered in blood from a cut on his head. initially, my mom is obviously very startled before he goes "I'M DYYYYING!!! ALL THE BLOOD IS GUSHING OUT OF MY FACE!!!!" and then she almost loses it stopping herself from laughing, going "come on, we'll get you to the hospital, you'll be fine" "HOW DO YOU KNOW?? YOU'RE NOT A DOCTOR!!!" and THEN was hesitant to get into the car because he didn't want to get blood all over the seats (there wasn't THAT much blood) Anyways, those are some enduring family tales about me and my brother

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

you know the drill, op disabled reblogs etc etc etc

James nomd's having a stronk, call a bongulance

Facts

hospitals are a scam because they dont even give your blood back after taking it to do tests. like come on

I’ll be honest I get soooo giddy whenever an ISAT fanwork depicts that the Mirabelle/Siffrin relationship is equally as important as the Isabeau/Siffrin one. Like, it’s not just the romantic relationship that is The Most Important thing narratively+literally, but the platonic one is equally as important too!

stop calling me "my fragile little flower" or "my beautiful delicate pet" im literally going for a glass cannon build. i can one shot most adults

I just found out two local gay artists were found murdered in their home. fuck. jesus. I knew these guys. I own their art. I've attended so many gallery openings at their shop. they've meant so much to the community here. and they're just fucking gone? just like that?

and of course the cops are claiming it's not a hate crime.

made a matching morg so they dont have to be separated

Tussling with yet another failed attempt to get into the pokeymans (I think rationally it's probably a genre that is Not For Me, like platformers, but that seems so fucking *stupid*), and I have Some Questions for People. Unfortunately I can only put one poll per post, so please be patient while I stack some reblogs.