I Don't Remember How I Got This Thought But I HAD To Get It Out Of Me

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

you know the drill, op disabled reblogs etc etc etc

WEEEEEEE

More Siffrins under read more.

idea from this tweet

Ever wondered why Ai is pushed so hard by tech companies? Yeah, that's why

AI under capitalism

are you telling me americans have stores that open up SPECIFICALLY for halloween and just. dont exist any other time of the year. you people are insane

so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what