Twuggs - Someone Took Twiggs :/

met a guy from saudi arabia last night at a bar, he came here with his sister so she could have surgery. he told me “i love your country for healing my sister. there are many wonderful things here, but there’s one thing you do not have. mercy” and then he asked if that was a boston thing or an overall american quality

I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out

This is so accurate

i saw a post on twitter by a european saying americans are fake for their random compliments to strangers and their general cheery demeanor and like no. no no no you don’t understand. if you get a random compliment from an american on the street about your outfit or whatever, that is 100% genuine. we mean it. we aren’t lying we are making a small but fleeting connection with you because our lives are shitty but the human condition is enduring. oh god i’m clutching my chest

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I read the sleep walking as sheep walking and that makes the post perfect

S Tier Characters (The S stands for Sheep)

((NOT A SHIP POST))

Ever wondered why Ai is pushed so hard by tech companies? Yeah, that's why

AI under capitalism

stop calling me "my fragile little flower" or "my beautiful delicate pet" im literally going for a glass cannon build. i can one shot most adults