Twuggs - Someone Took Twiggs :/

Truely, a person from today

Literally such a funny concept

OH MY GOD I FOUND IT I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR AGES

hospitals are a scam because they dont even give your blood back after taking it to do tests. like come on

i saw a post on twitter by a european saying americans are fake for their random compliments to strangers and their general cheery demeanor and like no. no no no you don’t understand. if you get a random compliment from an american on the street about your outfit or whatever, that is 100% genuine. we mean it. we aren’t lying we are making a small but fleeting connection with you because our lives are shitty but the human condition is enduring. oh god i’m clutching my chest

Would Chisato count as a boss fight for the cupids?

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did you hear mark zuckerberg renamed facebook to ligma

patricia lockwood has officially completed 6 years of her full 1000 year sentence

An artist’s rendering of today’s court proceedings