Come Over To My House And Press My Girl's Love Button

only 5 seconds

I saw the punch line coming from a mile away, and I STILL shouted "SHUT UPPPP" when I got to it (affectionate)

She is a god among mortals

Happy Birthed Day @insertdisc5

a quick doodle you wished for and a quick doodle you get

wish you much many more years of being Evil (complimentary)

did you know that i have a tiktok now i have a tiktok you should watch my tiktoks (and also buy the siffrin plushie)

can we talk about how literally 64% of people wear glasses, and yet we NEVER see them in movies/tv unless it's on some nerdy or uncool character? why do we adhere to such a weird beauty standard that subconsciously makes us feel bad for,, not being able to see???

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

playing FE10, originally we gave the killing edge to Leanne for in-battle redistribution, but now it’s become… a thing…